Military Care Crate
When will it arrive?
Military Care Crate product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.I don't believe you
In The Box
- Folding Knife (Color may vary)
- Warrior Select Drip Grind Coffee
- GSI Ultralight Java Drip
- Rite In The Rain Waterproof Notebook
- Chef's Cut Chipotle Cracked Pepper Jerky
- 50' Paracord
- 12' Gorilla Tape
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Something To Write Home About
All the words in all the world could not begin to fully express my gratitude for the Military Care Crate you sent. Daily necessities are hard to come by out here, but your tender affections have never once felt scarce.
The men in my dug-out jest that the bona fide love of any relationship is best known by the courier, and I'll be damned if their jaws didn't hit the trench when your gift arrived in the post. The spring-assisted, stonewashed blade is absolutely splendid, and while I pray with earnest its handiness is only required upon a can of beans, I now feel prepared for whatever may come.
A Cup Of G.I. Joe
My darling, the coffee here is practically dirt, and I should know as I'm often tasked with shoveling and sifting soil into the grounds when rations run low. "A little mud don't hurt the body," but it sure takes a toll on the soul.
I could swear on our pup's good eye that the clouds parted and black manna fell from the heavens the moment those Lock N' Load coffee grounds and java drip arrived. I'd fear it might go missing if not for its compact folding feature and the sluggish, decaffeinated nature of the others.
Through Tempest And Tears
The thought of you as I write has not left me shy of tears, though you wouldn't know it as I pen this upon the Rite in the Rain notebook. The waterproof nature has proven itself extremely useful as my pockets often get extremely sweaty, almost embarrassingly so, while shoveling dirt into coffee bags.
I fear this is not the fondest of images to leave you with, but this correspondence has already run long, and as my betrothed, you were bound to find out about my sweating tendencies eventually.
My deepest love and gratitude for the Military Care Crate.
We proudly offer a standing 10% discount for military families. Please call us at 1-866-902-7260 for assistance.
Dec 23rd 2018
AWESOME SURPRISE GIFT
I got the one with all the jerky.. SO hard to open. Crate was covered in DUCT TAPE. Meat in there is top notch. Will add this to my gift giving list. My son loved watching me struggle with the box and using the crow bar. Great fun.
Oct 15th 2017
My husband is deployed overseas and I wanted to get him something for his birthday that was different and he wouldn't have a hard time trying to pack and bring back home. He got this today and loved it saying it was a bunch of really cool nik naks. It took him 45 minutes to get two crates opened lol. I highly recommend man crates! shipping was fast also it took about 10 days to get to him at his deployed location
Dec 25th 2016
First of all the customer service this company gives is like no other. Fantastic is putting it mildly. They bend over backwards for you and because of that I will be a fan forever. Now on to the gifts. The bass crate was a winner! My brother in law who is in a position to buy anything he wants was thrilled with this. It was fun watching him try and get it open and the items inside were a hit! I also got a smash and grab for my nephew and husband. They loved it and so did the rest of us at the Christmas eve party. Since nobody had ever seen any of this before it was a very welcomed gift. Thank you Man Crates! This was a home run!
Aug 2nd 2016
I am a Veteran and this is a perfect gift of those who are Survorists, Mountain Hikers, Emergency needed. I think this great, Neet a mosquito net and firs aid kit.
Jun 21st 2016
Best Fathers Day Gift Ever. Only thing that would have made it better is if there had been a .45 cal. 1911 in there.