Story
The Forefathers of FlavorThe neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”
The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of beef to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.
Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.
Prehistoric Palette
- The preservation of meat as jerky became the bedrock for our developing society. Over the years, it’s only gotten better!
- The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and...waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “mesquite BBQ”, "juniper rosemary", and “chili lime."
Primal Hunger Crate
$89.99
In the Box
- Chef’s Cut Jerky, 2.5 oz
- Country Archer Teriyaki Jerky, 2.5 oz
- Field Trip Jerky, 2.25 oz
- Wild Nuts Juniper Rosemary Peanuts, 4 oz
- Wild Nuts Mesquite BBQ Almonds, 4 oz
- Wild Nuts Chili Lime Pistachios, 4 oz
How It Ships
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.
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Story
The Forefathers of FlavorThe neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”
The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of beef to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.
Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.
Prehistoric Palette
- The preservation of meat as jerky became the bedrock for our developing society. Over the years, it’s only gotten better!
- The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and...waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “mesquite BBQ”, "juniper rosemary", and “chili lime."