The Bacon Crate
When will it arrive?
In The Box
- Carnivore Candy Jalapeno Bacon Jerky, 2 oz
- Carnivore Candy Old Fashioned Maple Bacon Jerky, 2 oz
- Bourbon Bacon Seasoning Grinder, 3.7 oz
- Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle, 3 oz
- Terrapin Ridge Farms Hot Pepper Bacon Jam, 11 oz
About the Crate
This is our classic crate that comes sealed with glue and requires the included crowbar to open.
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
We Love You, Bacon
"Love" is a strong word that's sometimes hard for men to say. Entangling, complicated emotional loops in our male brains can choke us up when we're trying to form that simple syllable, unless the next word is "Bacon".
There is no easier, more joyous pronouncement for us to make than to declare, unequivocally, that we love bacon.
50 Shades of Bacon
We're not ashamed to say our love is untraditional. We love bacon in ways your parents might not approve of. We use bacon in ways that might not have crossed your mind. If you share our passion, then let this crate open your mind to seven new ways to express your love.
Start with Carnivore Candy’s Jalapeño and Old Fashioned Maple Bacon Jerky. Ready to have your mind blown? What if we told you bacon doesn't have to just be a staple at breakfast and on your sandwich? Bacon can be a portable, dangerously habit forming companion at your fingertips, 24/7. You might start hoarding and stashing. You might tape packs of Bacon Jerky below the conference room table, sew pockets into the inner lining of your long johns, and fill the side panels of your car with bacon jerky in case you ever break down.
Just Add Bacon
You can get your bacon fix from the bacon flavored snacks. This flavoring is the culinary equivalent of getting a tender, pen-written love letter on artisanal bacon-scented paper. Temporarily separated by space and time, carry this and bacon is with you, wherever you are.
Surprise! It's Bacon
Bacon has always made straight A's for 'plays nicely with others.' We've gathered an assortment of awesome bacon-enhanced snacks. Want to impress your date with something better than chocolates? Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle. If it doesn't work they're probably not a keeper.
Share our love, don't judge us.
Jul 24th 2020
This was a Father’s Day gift and he LOVED IT!!
The bacon jam was heavenly , I’m looking to order more and we still have the bacon grinder on the table!! GOOOD STUFF!!!
Jul 17th 2020
Everything is better with Bacon.
Very pleased with all items inside. The was my husband's 2nd crate so the hammer made its appearance right away to help him open. The Bacon jerky was really tasty. The jam was awesome. Finished it in one night. Couldn't stop eating it. Ordered more of the jam already.These crates are a great idea.
Jun 22nd 2020
Well, I had to have my shipping price returned to me because it took over a week to get here, and a day late from Fathers Day (FedEx's fault, not the business) but we absolutely had a blast watching him open it! He opened it in well under 2 minutes, even with the extra duct tape packaging, but the concept of the crate alone is just fun. He loved everything about it, right down to the contents inside. I will definitely be buying one as a gift for another time. This was a PERFECT gift for our Man of the house!!!
Jun 21st 2020
Had a great time watching my boyfriend open this crate. But he still got it under a minute 😄. Only downside they mixed the card and sent another with other people names. Oh well still a fun gift.
Jan 24th 2020
I absolutely LOVE this package! Received it for a gift and had a bit@h of a time trying to crack it open. Very innovative and fun to open packaging! I implore anybody to give this a shot!!