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This Blend was Made for You and Meat

Sure, Stonehenge and the Pyramids are impressive...if you like shapes a toddler can draw.

Only American artistry could carve the intricate contours of Mount Rushmore with handfuls of dynamite and elbow grease. Yet, too many take the granite for granted, so we're bringing the patriotic pilgrimage to you. 

Mount Rubsmore honors our homeland heroes with the most noble and satisfying accolade: All-American Seasonings. 


The Faces of Freedom and Flavor

George Srirachington: Hail to the Chef
When he wasn't sending Redcoats packing or raining down destruction upon cherry trees, George Washington was perfecting the zestiest chili spice of the new free world. Even when mass chili consumption melted his teeth, he whittled himself wooden dentures so he could keep snacking down that sweet, spicy goodness. 

Thomas Jeffersalmon: Long Tom Silver
President Jefferson solidified his reputation as a devout sea-foodie when he ponied up a cool 15 million to purchase New Orleans, the Seafood Capital of America. Sure, he had to unexpectedly double the size of the country and make a deal with the French, but love and appetite will make a man do crazy things. 

Aburgerham Lincoln: The Gettysburger Address
Four score and seven beers ago, our forefathers laid down this great seasoning, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all burgers should be tasty. We solemnly dedicate this grill and strongly resolve that these cows shall not have died in vain. 

Theodore Roastevelt: The Rub Rider
Teddy Roosevelt preserved over 230 million acres of land because he unabashedly loved animals...especially covered in his signature meat rub. A cattle rancher, taxidermist, and safari hunter, he was famously known to "speak softly and carry a big stick" so he could surprise, hoist, and roast whatever dinner dared cross his path. 

Mount Rubsmore

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Great American Rubs
  • George Srirachington
  • Thomas Jeffersalmon
  • Aburgerham Lincoln
  • Theodore Roastevelt
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In a patriotically presidential cardboard box.

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Story

This Blend was Made for You and Meat

Sure, Stonehenge and the Pyramids are impressive...if you like shapes a toddler can draw.

Only American artistry could carve the intricate contours of Mount Rushmore with handfuls of dynamite and elbow grease. Yet, too many take the granite for granted, so we're bringing the patriotic pilgrimage to you. 

Mount Rubsmore honors our homeland heroes with the most noble and satisfying accolade: All-American Seasonings. 


The Faces of Freedom and Flavor

George Srirachington: Hail to the Chef
When he wasn't sending Redcoats packing or raining down destruction upon cherry trees, George Washington was perfecting the zestiest chili spice of the new free world. Even when mass chili consumption melted his teeth, he whittled himself wooden dentures so he could keep snacking down that sweet, spicy goodness. 

Thomas Jeffersalmon: Long Tom Silver
President Jefferson solidified his reputation as a devout sea-foodie when he ponied up a cool 15 million to purchase New Orleans, the Seafood Capital of America. Sure, he had to unexpectedly double the size of the country and make a deal with the French, but love and appetite will make a man do crazy things. 

Aburgerham Lincoln: The Gettysburger Address
Four score and seven beers ago, our forefathers laid down this great seasoning, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all burgers should be tasty. We solemnly dedicate this grill and strongly resolve that these cows shall not have died in vain. 

Theodore Roastevelt: The Rub Rider
Teddy Roosevelt preserved over 230 million acres of land because he unabashedly loved animals...especially covered in his signature meat rub. A cattle rancher, taxidermist, and safari hunter, he was famously known to "speak softly and carry a big stick" so he could surprise, hoist, and roast whatever dinner dared cross his path. 

Customer Reviews

    Paul
    Jan 28th 2022
    Christmas Gift from my future daughter in law

    These spices are awesome, they really kick the flavor of food up several knotches.

    Kaitlyn
    Jun 19th 2021
    Dad loved this!

    Our dad is a huge griller and he loved these and thought the names were hilarious! Already planning to use one tomorrow on burgers. Customer service was also awesome by helping me out with an issue with a delivery problem.

    Petra
    Jan 29th 2021
    a perfect gift for a new citizen

    I was looking for some great ideas as my friend celebrated his new citizenship - and this was the best idea ever! It is a super cool gift, especially for such a special day and summers to come. He was so touched by these as they are a unique and useful gift.

    Ashley
    Aug 29th 2020
    Husband loved!

    We love the spices! The box came in perfect condition & love the “Mount Rushmore” theme.

    Sharon
    Jan 20th 2020
    Love these spices!

    Bought these last year back for more. Fantastic packaging and tasty spices!

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