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Mount Rubsmore

$29.99
17 reviews

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Great American Rubs

  • George Srirachington
  • Thomas Jeffersalmon
  • Aburgerham Lincoln
  • Theodore Roastevelt

How It Ships

Mount Rubsmore ships in a cardboard box.
In a patriotically presidential cardboard box.

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Story

This Blend was Made for You and Meat

Sure, Stonehenge and the Pyramids are impressive...if you like shapes a toddler can draw.

Only American artistry could carve the intricate contours of Mount Rushmore with handfuls of dynamite and elbow grease. Yet, too many take the granite for granted, so we're bringing the patriotic pilgrimage to you.

Mount Rubsmore honors our homeland heroes with the most noble and satisfying accolade: All-American Seasonings.

The Faces of Freedom and Flavor

George Srirachington: Hail to the Chef

When he wasn't sending Redcoats packing or raining down destruction upon cherry trees, George Washington was perfecting the zestiest chili spice of the new free world. Even when mass chili consumption melted his teeth, he whittled himself wooden dentures so he could keep snacking down that sweet, spicy goodness.

Thomas Jeffersalmon: Long Tom Silver

President Jefferson solidified his reputation as a devout sea-foodie when he ponied up a cool 15 million to purchase New Orleans, the Seafood Capital of America. Sure, he had to unexpectedly double the size of the country and make a deal with the French, but love and appetite will make a man do crazy things.

Aburgerham Lincoln: The Gettysburger Address

Four score and seven beers ago, our forefathers laid down this great seasoning, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all burgers should be tasty. We solemnly dedicate this grill and strongly resolve that these cows shall not have died in vain.

Theodore Roastevelt: The Rub Rider

Teddy Roosevelt preserved over 230 million acres of land because he unabashedly loved animals...especially covered in his signature meat rub. A cattle rancher, taxidermist, and safari hunter, he was famously known to "speak softly and carry a big stick" so he could surprise, hoist, and roast whatever dinner dared cross his path.

Customer Reviews

    Sheila
    Apr 4th 2019
    And Mom Gets - The Thumbs Up!

    I was looking for an Easter gift for my son, who is in the
    Air Force. And it's very apparent that he's past the Easter basket phase of life! Lol .. He loves to cook and this set of rubs was the perfect find! When he received it, I got the thumbs up and a huge thank you from him! I'll look forward to shopping again with ManCrates!

    angie
    Dec 24th 2018
    delicious

    love the package love the spoof on the Presidents but most of all love the spices! My husbands Christmas gift for my son is a total winner. They are all really good but the Theodoroastavelt is my favorite! Definately gonna have to restock our supply.

    Sharon
    Dec 21st 2018
    The boss loved it!

    My boss pulled my aside and asked me if I had read the description of each bottles. I had not. He showed me each one, laughing at each, pointing at what you are suppose to cook with each product. Short of story....He really loved this gift! He said this is the best gift to give someone when you don't know what to give a person..

    James
    Dec 7th 2018
    Fantasticly Funny

    That is thee funniest product description I've ever read!! Keep it coming!

    Kya Fox
    Nov 14th 2018
    Super Fun

    My mom got this for my now husband for Christmas last year. It's a year later, and we're still using it!!!! The spices are excellent, and the variety was awesome. If you have a griller or cook in the family, they will love it! WE DID!