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In The Box
Great American Rubs
- George Srirachington
- Thomas Jeffersalmon
- Aburgerham Lincoln
- Theodore Roastevelt
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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This Blend was Made for You and Meat
Sure, Stonehenge and the Pyramids are impressive...if you like shapes a toddler can draw.
Only American artistry could carve the intricate contours of Mount Rushmore with handfuls of dynamite and elbow grease. Yet, too many take the granite for granted, so we're bringing the patriotic pilgrimage to you.
Mount Rubsmore honors our homeland heroes with the most noble and satisfying accolade: All-American Seasonings.
The Faces of Freedom and Flavor
George Srirachington: Hail to the Chef
When he wasn't sending Redcoats packing or raining down destruction upon cherry trees, George Washington was perfecting the zestiest chili spice of the new free world. Even when mass chili consumption melted his teeth, he whittled himself wooden dentures so he could keep snacking down that sweet, spicy goodness.
Thomas Jeffersalmon: Long Tom Silver
President Jefferson solidified his reputation as a devout sea-foodie when he ponied up a cool 15 million to purchase New Orleans, the Seafood Capital of America. Sure, he had to unexpectedly double the size of the country and make a deal with the French, but love and appetite will make a man do crazy things.
Aburgerham Lincoln: The Gettysburger Address
Four score and seven beers ago, our forefathers laid down this great seasoning, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all burgers should be tasty. We solemnly dedicate this grill and strongly resolve that these cows shall not have died in vain.
Theodore Roastevelt: The Rub Rider
Teddy Roosevelt preserved over 230 million acres of land because he unabashedly loved animals...especially covered in his signature meat rub. A cattle rancher, taxidermist, and safari hunter, he was famously known to "speak softly and carry a big stick" so he could surprise, hoist, and roast whatever dinner dared cross his path.
Dec 24th 2018
love the package love the spoof on the Presidents but most of all love the spices! My husbands Christmas gift for my son is a total winner. They are all really good but the Theodoroastavelt is my favorite! Definately gonna have to restock our supply.
Dec 21st 2018
The boss loved it!
My boss pulled my aside and asked me if I had read the description of each bottles. I had not. He showed me each one, laughing at each, pointing at what you are suppose to cook with each product. Short of story....He really loved this gift! He said this is the best gift to give someone when you don't know what to give a person..
Dec 7th 2018
That is thee funniest product description I've ever read!! Keep it coming!
Nov 14th 2018
My mom got this for my now husband for Christmas last year. It's a year later, and we're still using it!!!! The spices are excellent, and the variety was awesome. If you have a griller or cook in the family, they will love it! WE DID!
Mar 26th 2018
I got this for my husband for our anniversary along with the Grill Master crate.
We have already used one of the spices and it tasted amazing!!
He thought the card with the prefabed note was really funny, and he thought it was great that the box was completely duck taped closed.
I think that it would have been even better if it was several pieces of Duck tape and not just one long piece!! :P