Bloody Mary Crate
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In The Box
- Pepperoni Straws
- Bacon Rimshot
- 2 Infinium Plastic Pilsner Glasses
- Demitri's Classic Seasoning
- Demitri's Horseradish Seasoning
- Demitri's Chilis and Peppers Seasoning
- 6 Clamato Tomato Juice Cans
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
The Drink You Can Eat
Some drinks pair well with meat: a single malt scotch with slow-cooked ribs, Imperial IPA with hand-cranked sausage, or pinot grigio (if you consider that a drink) with tilapia (if you consider that meat).
But the Bloody Mary does more than pair well. It fully embraces the mighty flavors of meat, resulting in a delicious cocktail that doubles as a balanced brunch. Introducing, the gourmet, meat-infused Bloody Mary Crate.
The Spice Specialist
The Bloody Mary is the pizza of cocktails; it's best served cold on a Saturday morning while slouched over the couch watching cartoons, and it can support a mountain of meaty toppings.
Upgrade your Bloody Mary from its lesser vegetarian form with Demitri's Pepperoni Straws and Bacon Rimshot. Slurp your cocktail through a literal sausage vortex, accent the flavor with fanciful bacon crumbles, and start stacking other gourmet garnishes with your own creative flair.
But even the most delicious topping towers still requires a solid flavor foundation, and no one does spices better than Demitri. Demitri, the Marco Polo of Bloody Marys, has been boldly exploring the exotic world of spices, and we're sending three of his perfectly mixed flavors: Classic, Horseradish, and Chilies and Peppers.
Leaning Tower of Toppings
Balancing skewered, top-heavy garnishes like fried chicken or a full stack of pancakes is an art, and your first few endeavors will no doubt be accompanied by slips and spills. Hone your stacking skills with this pair of infinium plastic Pilsner glasses that won't break when they topple over or are shot with a firearm at close range (not legally-binding).
Build a beast of a brunch beverage with the Bloody Mary Man Crate.
Nov 18th 2018
My wife and toddler sons gave this to me last Father's Day and like a few other reviews, I was looking at it thinki ng WTH. When I opened it with the mini crow bar I was surprised to see what was inside. The while package is great but I was disappointed with the pepperoni straws as it was too dry and hard to drink with. I put it over a straw to prevent it from sinking in the glass but easy to bite on w/o picking up. Overall, its good!
Apr 24th 2018
Awesome Gift Idea
My Son sent me this gift crate for my 61st birthday! I must say, when I first opened it I was thinking “what the hell is this!”. Then, I became obsessed with getting the crate open to see what was inside!! The product is awesome and first class... The Bloody Mary crate... best gift ever!!!
Apr 7th 2018
Husband loved it and he loved the Bloody Mary mixes... we’ve been making them with Clamato for years and now the secrets out on how to make the tastiest drink ever!
Feb 15th 2018
Bought this for my hubby's Valentine's Day and Birthday gift. He LOVES it.
Feb 14th 2018
Valentine's Day Success!
My husband really loves this gift. He liked the crow bar and the concept of having to pry the box open. He actually used a hammer, too!