Bloody Mary Crate

22 reviews

In The Box

Gourmet Garnishes

  • Pepperoni Straws
  • Bacon Rimshot
  • 2 Infinium Plastic Pilsner Glasses

Flavor Foundation

  • Demitri's Classic Seasoning
  • Demitri's Horseradish Seasoning
  • Demitri's Chilis and Peppers Seasoning
  • 6 Clamato Tomato Juice Cans

How It Ships

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout


The Drink You Can Eat

Some drinks pair well with meat: a single malt scotch with slow-cooked ribs, Imperial IPA with hand-cranked sausage, or pinot grigio (if you consider that a drink) with tilapia (if you consider that meat).

But the Bloody Mary does more than pair well. It fully embraces the mighty flavors of meat, resulting in a delicious cocktail that doubles as a balanced brunch. Introducing, the gourmet, meat-infused Bloody Mary Crate.

The Spice Specialist

The Bloody Mary is the pizza of cocktails; it's best served cold on a Saturday morning while slouched over the couch watching cartoons, and it can support a mountain of meaty toppings.

Upgrade your Bloody Mary from its lesser vegetarian form with Demitri's Pepperoni Straws and Bacon Rimshot. Slurp your cocktail through a literal sausage vortex, accent the flavor with fanciful bacon crumbles, and start stacking other gourmet garnishes with your own creative flair.

But even the most delicious topping towers still requires a solid flavor foundation, and no one does spices better than Demitri. Demitri, the Marco Polo of Bloody Marys, has been boldly exploring the exotic world of spices, and we're sending three of his perfectly mixed flavors: Classic, Horseradish, and Chilies and Peppers.

Leaning Tower of Toppings

Balancing skewered, top-heavy garnishes like fried chicken or a full stack of pancakes is an art, and your first few endeavors will no doubt be accompanied by slips and spills. Hone your stacking skills with this pair of infinium plastic Pilsner glasses that won't break when they topple over or are shot with a firearm at close range (not legally-binding).

Build a beast of a brunch beverage with the Bloody Mary Man Crate.

Customer Reviews

    Feb 16th 2018
    For the price, it didn’t deliver!

    Original idea perhaps but the contents were no where near the worth. The bloody mary kit comes with two tiny bottles of mix and pepperoini straws, and some rim bacon salt. For the price I feel it should have included alcohol and a few more treats. I understand that crates weigh more than a plain box- but this was a small crate, easily opened with a mini crowbar ( think office gag size). He liked the idea but was dissatisfied with the sizing. I bought this in conjunction with bacon jerky.

    Jessica P.
    Feb 15th 2018
    Awesome gift!!

    Bought this for my hubby's Valentine's Day and Birthday gift. He LOVES it.

    Feb 14th 2018
    Valentine's Day Success!

    My husband really loves this gift. He liked the crow bar and the concept of having to pry the box open. He actually used a hammer, too!

    Feb 2nd 2018
    Caesar Crate

    Totally still gonna order this for my husband, but thought I would suggest an edit. A Bloody Mary is made with Tomato juice, a Caesar or Clam Digger is made with Clamato. The picture shows ingredients for a Caesar..... Caesar Crate?

    Jan 28th 2018
    Partially disappointed

    My husband was excited to see this fun gift and was all about trying to open it, then he took it the crate out of the box and the bottom of the crate was only attached by half of a staple. So, no need for crowbar As everythi g was already coming out. He loved the concept of the box but thought "hey they should have given more consideration to both side of this thing" He did love what was inside.

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