College Barware Crate

39 reviews

In The Box

Dean's List Chalices

  • 4 officially-licensed team pint glasses
  • 4 coaster/bottle openers

Upgraded Meal Plan

  • Pistachios, 5 oz
  • Corn Nuggets: BBQ, 4 oz
  • Beer Nuts: Bar Mix 3.25 oz
  • CB's In-Shell Ballpark Style Jumbo Peanuts: Lightly Salted, 12 oz

How It Ships

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout


Four More Years

Let's take a moment to acknowledge the importance of the alma mater. Let's raise our frosty glasses in honor of the cushy bosom of higher education in America and make a toast to the four-year crumple zone that softens our crash landing into the real world.

Venerable Traditions

Only in those four, or five, or whatever, years can a man live in a tent on the sidewalk for days to get free student basketball tickets without judgment, or showering. Only in that twinkling of a cosmic instant does a man answer to the higher laws of tradition- the laws that allow him to sprint through the quad unencumbered by modesty or clothing, defile the sanctity of a home field by tearing down the goalposts, and release dozens of pigeons into the library during finals week.

Skills & Gear for Life

And where else could we have learned the life skills needed to navigate the modern world? Skills like procrastination. Home-remedies for hangovers and athlete's foot. The ability to open a beer bottle with anything that sinks in water.

The College Barware Man Crate pays homage to that special time. Dial in four officially licensed NCAA Pint Glasses, a classic bottle opener, and enough snacks to supplement a freshman meal plan. It might be exactly the gear you need to drown out the alumni fund-raising calls, forget your crushing student debt, and relive the glory days.

Customer Reviews

    Jan 25th 2018
    Wasn't what I expected.

    The products inside the crate I ordered for my hubby were great. That said, if you are ordering this expecting to watch the recipient work to get in the crate, you're in for a letdown. Hubby was in the crate in 5 seconds flat. Sure the top of the crate was difficult, so he just flipped it over and popped off the bottom because it was barely secured! That was a real bummer....

    Dec 22nd 2017
    No Hoosiers

    Looks awesome. Was going to purchase a gift, but no Indiana Hoosiers.

    Dec 19th 2017
    Rock Chalk

    I was getting all the guys gifts from this site so that they could all open a crate. However no Jayhawks!!!!!! I was left getting two of them something else............KU please

    Dec 7th 2017
    Love it!

    Gotta love a company that is a member of the Partnership for a Jayhawk Free America!!!!! Go Cats!

    Dec 4th 2017

    Go tigers

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