College Barware Crate
In The Box
- 4 College Logo Pint Glasses
- 4 Bottle Opener Coasters
- Pistachios, 5 oz
- BBQ Corn Nuggets, 4 oz
- Beer Nuts Bar Mix, 3.25 oz
- CB's Ballpark Jumbo Peanuts, 12 oz
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Four More Years
Let's take a moment to acknowledge the importance of the alma mater. Let's raise our frosty glasses in honor of the cushy bosom of higher education in America and make a toast to the four-year crumple zone that softens our crash landing into the real world.
Only in those four, or five, or whatever, years can a man live in a tent on the sidewalk for days to get free student basketball tickets without judgment, or showering. Only in that twinkling of a cosmic instant does a man answer to the higher laws of tradition- the laws that allow him to sprint through the quad unencumbered by modesty or clothing, defile the sanctity of a home field by tearing down the goalposts, and release dozens of pigeons into the library during finals week.
Skills & Gear for Life
And where else could we have learned the life skills needed to navigate the modern world? Skills like procrastination. Home-remedies for hangovers and athlete's foot. The ability to open a beer bottle with anything that sinks in water.
The College Barware Man Crate pays homage to that special time. Dial in four officially licensed NCAA Pint Glasses, a classic bottle opener, and enough snacks to supplement a freshman meal plan. It might be exactly the gear you need to drown out the alumni fund-raising calls, forget your crushing student debt, and relive the glory days.
Jun 12th 2018
Villanova won 2 NCAA basketball championships in 2 years....but no Wildcats...
Jun 12th 2018
Husband loved it!
My husband loved his crate. I had read the reviews about the crate so I knew the quirks about opening it. He loved the pint glasses, the coasters, and all of the snacks. We are extremely pleased with this purchase.
Jan 25th 2018
Wasn't what I expected.
The products inside the crate I ordered for my hubby were great. That said, if you are ordering this expecting to watch the recipient work to get in the crate, you're in for a letdown. Hubby was in the crate in 5 seconds flat. Sure the top of the crate was difficult, so he just flipped it over and popped off the bottom because it was barely secured! That was a real bummer....
Dec 22nd 2017
Looks awesome. Was going to purchase a gift, but no Indiana Hoosiers.
Dec 19th 2017
I was getting all the guys gifts from this site so that they could all open a crate. However no Jayhawks!!!!!! I was left getting two of them something else............KU please