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College Barware Crate

$99.99
41 reviews

In The Box

  • 4 College Logo Pint Glasses
  • 4 Bottle Opener Coasters
  • Pistachios, 5 oz
  • BBQ Corn Nuggets, 4 oz
  • Beer Nuts Bar Mix, 3.25 oz
  • CB's Ballpark Jumbo Peanuts, 12 oz

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Four More Years

Let's take a moment to acknowledge the importance of the alma mater. Let's raise our frosty glasses in honor of the cushy bosom of higher education in America and make a toast to the four-year crumple zone that softens our crash landing into the real world.

Venerable Traditions

Only in those four, or five, or whatever, years can a man live in a tent on the sidewalk for days to get free student basketball tickets without judgment, or showering. Only in that twinkling of a cosmic instant does a man answer to the higher laws of tradition- the laws that allow him to sprint through the quad unencumbered by modesty or clothing, defile the sanctity of a home field by tearing down the goalposts, and release dozens of pigeons into the library during finals week.

Skills & Gear for Life

And where else could we have learned the life skills needed to navigate the modern world? Skills like procrastination. Home-remedies for hangovers and athlete's foot. The ability to open a beer bottle with anything that sinks in water.

The College Barware Man Crate pays homage to that special time. Dial in four officially licensed NCAA Pint Glasses, a classic bottle opener, and enough snacks to supplement a freshman meal plan. It might be exactly the gear you need to drown out the alumni fund-raising calls, forget your crushing student debt, and relive the glory days.

Customer Reviews

    J
    Jun 12th 2018
    Wildcats!

    Villanova won 2 NCAA basketball championships in 2 years....but no Wildcats...

    Andrea F
    Jun 12th 2018
    Husband loved it!

    My husband loved his crate. I had read the reviews about the crate so I knew the quirks about opening it. He loved the pint glasses, the coasters, and all of the snacks. We are extremely pleased with this purchase.

    Kate
    Dec 19th 2017
    Rock Chalk

    I was getting all the guys gifts from this site so that they could all open a crate. However no Jayhawks!!!!!! I was left getting two of them something else............KU please

    WayneMHK
    Dec 7th 2017
    Love it!

    Gotta love a company that is a member of the Partnership for a Jayhawk Free America!!!!! Go Cats!

    Melissa
    Dec 4th 2017
    Clemson!!!!!!!!

    Go tigers

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