Pit Master Crate

48 reviews

In The Box

Pit Players

  • Stainless Steel Meat Claws
  • Premium Leather Gloves
  • Collapsible Grill Fork
  • Silicone Basting Brush
  • Cast Iron Sauce Pot, 1.5 cup

Flavor Infusers

  • Honey Sweet Sauce, 16 oz
  • Touch of Heat Sauce, 16 oz
  • Barbecue Meat Rub
  • Hickory Grill Wood Chips
  • Mesquite Grill Wood Chips

How It Ships

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout


Set Smoker To Beast Mode

When the divine spirits of the Ancient World demanded animal sacrifices to satiate their celestial hunger, it was never a quick, "kill it and grill it" job.

Nay, they ordered full mammoth carcasses be slow-cooked for days over glowing coals in a smoky trap of rubs and sauces. This great wisdom was called "barbecue", and it pleased the gods so greatly that they indulged...perhaps a bit too much.

The Woolies are long gone, but the archaic secrets of True Barbecue live on in the Pit Master Man Crate.

Heat, Eat, Repeat

The Pit Master Crate is the Mr. Miyagi of barbecue gear, your guiding sensei on the road to fall-off-the-bone, "low & slow" True Barbecue mastery.

Meat Claws are the supreme tools for lifting and lugging huge roasts, whether you've dug a backyard pit to "go whole hog" or drained and lined your swimming pool to "go whole herd". Knuckle up with these stainless steel shredders, and you're just a few impassioned Wolverine impressions away from pristine pulled pork.

Keep your eyebrows intact with the collapsible barbecue fork, or go face to the fire with premium leather gloves intended to handle the densest meat and most intense heat.

Sauce Like A Boss

A poorly executed saucing strategy can make or break your barbecue, and we're firmly in the "sauce while hot" camp. Glaze right over the blaze with the silicone basting brush, heat-safe to 550 degrees, and top off the cast-iron sauce pan with fine selections from the Sauce Boss himself, Mr. Rufus Teague.

Teague's Honey Sweet and Touch of Heat flavors bring the bottled best of Kansas City to your cookout, the perfect complement to a base-taste layer of his famed meat rub. Seal the deal with a pro-style smokestack of hickory wood chips.

Open up the pit with the Pit Master Crate, and unlock the secrets of True Barbecue.

Customer Reviews

    Mar 26th 2018
    Disappointed but Happy

    My husband received his gifts on Friday. He thought the pre filled cards were great.
    The only disappointment was that he didn't have to open his crate. When he went to get it out of the box everything went crashing down the lid came off.
    He loves everything that is in the crate and couldn't wait to but it all to good use which he did.
    After looking at the crate itself you can see that when they nailed the top that the air gun used had to much pressure as the nails went right through the piece of wood.
    Would give better rating if he could of truly opened his gift and not have it open for him by default.

    George Jackson
    Mar 22nd 2018
    Great gift

    I was presented with my Man Crate as a gift from my employer. After prying the crate open with great satisfaction, I must admit, I found the varied accoutrement very high quality and am most eager to fire up the bbq again! Thank you.

    Alma Enriquez
    Feb 14th 2018
    Missed the experience.

    I ordered the Pit Master Crate for my husband for Valentine's Day, and I am rating this a 1 star not because of the quality of the items inside, but because of the missed experience.

    The whole wood/crate/nails/crow bar type thing is such an awesome idea for any man. However, when he received the crate, he was so excited! Cut the cardboard box open, exposed is the wood crate. He was even more pumped. He grabbed the crate by the top and I pulled the bottom of the cardboard box to fully remove it and get the crate out... and the bottom of the wooden crate completely fell off, it seemed to be stuck to bottom of the box it shipped in. And everything fell out, landing on his feet.


    I am so bummed out, upset. I know this doesn't happen to all crates. But we just had bad luck. And he didn't get to experience opening the crate with his crowbar. Truly disappointed.

    Terry TLBud Linton
    Dec 27th 2017
    Outstanding (in the cold, couldn't wait)

    Got this gift from my Son for Christmas and it is absolutely awesome. Gloves kept hands warm from cold and cool from the grill, sweet. hickory chips gave the brisket w/rub the right flavor. out freaking standing!!!!!!!

    Linda Uhrenholt
    Dec 26th 2017
    ManCRATE Failure

    Was so hyped to see my brother open our Pit Master Crate Christmas gift today. I knew his 5 year old boy would want to help “Daddy” open the crate. My husband and I were sitting in anticipation for the reveal. ALAS, THE CRATE WAS ALREADY OPENED, it was like no one glued or tacked it down. The crowbar was not needed, in fact my brother exclaimed “What’s this for?” My husband and I were so so so disappointed after being so excited. One of the aluminum wood containers was bent up but still okay to use. However, all the rest looked great!

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