In The Box
- Carnivore Candy x2
- Country Archer: Crushed Red Pepper x2
- Country Archer: Teriyaki x2
- Real Steak x2
- Jeff's Famous Jerky x2
- Field Trip x2
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Unleash the Meat
"Less is more" is a nice adage when discussing smooth jazz and abstract art, but when applied to cured meats, the "less is more" argument collapses faster than a vegetarian attempting powersquats at the gym.
With artisan beef jerky, more is clearly more, and it's about time the insatiable carnivores of the world stop receiving the short end of the Slim Jim.
Everything in Meat-eration
Gone are the days of choosing between quality and quantity. The Cow-pocalypse Crate suckerpunches this dualistic fallacy with twelve arrogant packs of drool-inducing beef jerky. To ensure supreme flavor of the highest order, we've undergone the same strict hand-selection process as the Slaughterhouse Crate, but this time we used both hands when grabbing from the mountain of marinated perfection.
With this much sheer meat poundage, you can live recklessly. Toss it all into a cow-shaped Protein Pinata and let it rain down like a meatier shower, fill a swimming pool with it and dive in a la Scrooge McDuck, or go the conservative route and consume it all in one sitting in preparation for winter hibernation. The Cow-pocalypse Crate truly makes dreams come true.
So sharpen those incisors and shimmy into your stretchy pants, because the Cow-pocalypse Crate is bringing enough meaty deva-taste-ion to give a T-Rex heartburn.
Oct 30th 2017
My wife sent me this for our anniversary. I loved it. Great variety and not the same old gifts that you tire of. I had one small problem with one bag that was quickly taken care of. They went above and beyond in the customer service experience.
May 7th 2017
I got this for my boyfriend for his birthday and he absolutely loved it!! He had no idea what to expect as he struggled to open the crate and he was so excited once he got it opened! He loved all the different types of jerky and even though he got the gift two days ago, he's already down to just one package! This was truly an awesome gift and such a fun experience for him! I'll definitely be a repeat customer :)
Feb 15th 2017
Gave this to my soon to be husband (think the crate won him over?!) he LOVES it!! What man doesn't love meat, he loves the crate it comes in! And the diabolical duct tape was an added bonus! This will forever be my fail safe, hail Mary, go to gift!!
Feb 17th 2017
My husband loved it. Bought as a gift for our 25th wedding anniversary. Threw traditional gifts out the window. No silver for my guy! haha! I was a little disappointed with the way it was wrapped with the duct tape. (additional 10 dollars) It came off in strips rather than being wound around the box several times so it was super easy to rip it off. Fun and unique gift and my husband loves the jerky. It was a fun gift to give. Lots of laughing. Thank you!
Feb 13th 2017
I GOT THIS FOR MY BOYFRIEND FOR VALENTINES THIS YEAR, YES HE ALREADY GOT IT AND LOVES IT!! FABULOUS CRATE AND AMAZING TREATS!!