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Cow-pocalypse Crate

$129.99
65 reviews

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In The Box

  • 2 Carnivore Candy Jerky, Sweet Picante (3 oz)
  • 2 Country Archer Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper (3 oz)
  • 2 Country Archer Jerky, Teriyaki (3 oz)
  • 2 Real Steak Jerky, Cracked Chipotle Pepper (3 oz)
  • 2 Bakke Brothers Ghost Pepper Jerky (3.2 oz)
  • 2 Field Trip Beef Jerky, Original (2.15 oz)

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Unleash The Meat

"Less is more" is a nice adage when discussing smooth jazz and abstract art, but when applied to cured meats, the "less is more" argument collapses faster than a vegetarian attempting powersquats at the gym.

With artisan beef jerky, more is clearly more, and it's about time the insatiable carnivores of the world stop receiving the short end of the Slim Jim.

Everything In Meat-eration

Gone are the days of choosing between quality and quantity. The Cow-pocalypse Crate suckerpunches this dualistic fallacy with twelve arrogant packs of drool-inducing beef jerky. To ensure supreme flavor of the highest order, we've undergone the same strict hand-selection process as the Slaughterhouse Crate, but this time we used both hands when grabbing from the mountain of marinated perfection.

With this much sheer meat poundage, you can live recklessly. Toss it all into a cow-shaped Protein Pinata and let it rain down like a meatier shower, fill a swimming pool with it and dive in a la Scrooge McDuck, or go the conservative route and consume it all in one sitting in preparation for winter hibernation. The Cow-pocalypse Crate truly makes dreams come true.

So sharpen those incisors and shimmy into your stretchy pants, because the Cow-pocalypse Crate is bringing enough meaty deva-taste-ion to give a T-Rex heartburn.

Customer Reviews

    Sonja Cinnamon
    Aug 9th 2019
    This made his day

    It was my second time ordering from Man Crates. First time ordering an actual crate. My boyfriend loved it so much he took half the jerky and crate to work and showed and shared with everyone. The women from his office were actually photocopying the card that was included with other items you carry. They plan to order for their sons, boyfriends, husbands, and fathers gifts. They loved it! The quality of jerky, packaging, presentation, and the great customer service was amazing.

    Michael Ormond
    Feb 28th 2019
    fantastic

    it was a birthday gift and well everyone young and old needs a crate of beef jerky in their lives.

    Magdalena
    Feb 16th 2019
    Perfect Gift 10/10 !!

    My Fiance Loved it!
    He had fun opening the crate and was super happy about what was inside.
    Will definitely order more crates!
    Team Man Crates have the best Customer Service! Fast and effective!
    Guys you are the best! Made my fiance's day!
    Thank you again!

    Adrienne
    Dec 29th 2018
    A GREAT Surprise Gift

    I purchased this for my son, who eats jerky like candy, as a surprise Christmas gift. Well, he not only had an awesome time trying to open it, laughing the whole time, but was amazed at all that was inside!! The jerky is great he said and was gaga in the amount he now had all to himself. Great gift for my Deputy son who eats it all day when stopping for lunch or dinner is not an option. Thank You, Man Crates!!

    Brandy Cox
    May 29th 2018
    Cow-pocalypse Crate

    This was the best gift I've gotten my husband (even over all the guns)! I paid extra for the Duct tape! :) He had no clue what he was opening! When he got it open it literally burst open and jerky went everywhere! So wish we had been videoing it! He said over and over that the jerky was the best he's EVER eaten! Thanks ManCrates we will be buying again!!