Cow-pocalypse Crate

61 reviews

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In The Box

  • 2 Carnivore Candy Jerky, Sweet Picante (3 oz)
  • 2 Country Archer Jerky, Crushed Red Pepper (3 oz)
  • 2 Country Archer Jerky, Teriyaki (3 oz)
  • 2 Real Steak Jerky, Cracked Chipotle Pepper (3 oz)
  • 2 Jeff's Jerky, Jalapeno Carne Asada (3 oz)
  • 2 Field Trip Beef Jerky, Original (2.15 oz)

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout


Unleash The Meat

"Less is more" is a nice adage when discussing smooth jazz and abstract art, but when applied to cured meats, the "less is more" argument collapses faster than a vegetarian attempting powersquats at the gym.

With artisan beef jerky, more is clearly more, and it's about time the insatiable carnivores of the world stop receiving the short end of the Slim Jim.

Everything In Meat-eration

Gone are the days of choosing between quality and quantity. The Cow-pocalypse Crate suckerpunches this dualistic fallacy with twelve arrogant packs of drool-inducing beef jerky. To ensure supreme flavor of the highest order, we've undergone the same strict hand-selection process as the Slaughterhouse Crate, but this time we used both hands when grabbing from the mountain of marinated perfection.

With this much sheer meat poundage, you can live recklessly. Toss it all into a cow-shaped Protein Pinata and let it rain down like a meatier shower, fill a swimming pool with it and dive in a la Scrooge McDuck, or go the conservative route and consume it all in one sitting in preparation for winter hibernation. The Cow-pocalypse Crate truly makes dreams come true.

So sharpen those incisors and shimmy into your stretchy pants, because the Cow-pocalypse Crate is bringing enough meaty deva-taste-ion to give a T-Rex heartburn.

Customer Reviews

    Dec 29th 2018
    A GREAT Surprise Gift

    I purchased this for my son, who eats jerky like candy, as a surprise Christmas gift. Well, he not only had an awesome time trying to open it, laughing the whole time, but was amazed at all that was inside!! The jerky is great he said and was gaga in the amount he now had all to himself. Great gift for my Deputy son who eats it all day when stopping for lunch or dinner is not an option. Thank You, Man Crates!!

    Brandy Cox
    May 29th 2018
    Cow-pocalypse Crate

    This was the best gift I've gotten my husband (even over all the guns)! I paid extra for the Duct tape! :) He had no clue what he was opening! When he got it open it literally burst open and jerky went everywhere! So wish we had been videoing it! He said over and over that the jerky was the best he's EVER eaten! Thanks ManCrates we will be buying again!!

    Chris Jones
    Oct 29th 2017
    Great gift

    My wife sent me this for our anniversary. I loved it. Great variety and not the same old gifts that you tire of. I had one small problem with one bag that was quickly taken care of. They went above and beyond in the customer service experience.

    Mary Demonte
    May 6th 2017

    I got this for my boyfriend for his birthday and he absolutely loved it!! He had no idea what to expect as he struggled to open the crate and he was so excited once he got it opened! He loved all the different types of jerky and even though he got the gift two days ago, he's already down to just one package! This was truly an awesome gift and such a fun experience for him! I'll definitely be a repeat customer :)

    Deanna Leahy
    Feb 16th 2017
    Fun gift

    My husband loved it. Bought as a gift for our 25th wedding anniversary. Threw traditional gifts out the window. No silver for my guy! haha! I was a little disappointed with the way it was wrapped with the duct tape. (additional 10 dollars) It came off in strips rather than being wound around the box several times so it was super easy to rip it off. Fun and unique gift and my husband loves the jerky. It was a fun gift to give. Lots of laughing. Thank you!