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Jerky Heart

$29.99
48 reviews
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In The Box

Love At First Bite

  • Classic Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Garlic Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Ghost Pepper Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Habanero Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Black Pepper Jerky, 0.5 oz

Eat Your Heart Out

  • Root Beer Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Root Beer Habanero Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Whiskey Maple Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Honey Bourbon Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Sesame Ginger Jerky, 0.5 oz

How It Ships

Jerkyhearts ship in a cardboard box.
Packed inside a heart-shaped box and shipped in a cardboard box.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

On Romance

Some have called love a many splendored thing, others a battlefield. We call it confusing.

It's not that we don't get romance; the thrill of being showered by sweet nothings and also actual swoon-inducing gifts and makes total sense. It's just, we don't get anything we find romantic. Truth be told, a tub of bubbles and a pocketful of fancy chocolates doesn't really kickstart the ol' emotion-maker.

But the tides of tender affection are turning, and the male heart can now be cut loose from where it's been hanging high and dry all these years. The romanced man has a new champion in the Jerky Heart.

The Art of Meaty Romance

The Jerky Heart is a wholly-savory, hyper-sensual meat surprise of affection and flavor.

Spring the perfect romantic rouse with a sappy, heart-shaped box suggesting the tiresome chocolates of every year. But upon opening, his humdrum expectations and coarse, emotional exterior will be melted away by a passionate gesture of jerky.

There's no sentiment words can convey that jerky can't, but we'll still print your blush-worthy message of tender affection inside the box--right next to ten knee-weakening flavors of tender beef strips like Sesame Ginger, Ghost Pepper, or Root Beer Habanero.

Put the "man" back in romance with a total heart-sweller that charms him in his most fluent language: savory, seasoned beef jerky!

Customer Reviews

    Jeff
    Jul 1st 2018
    Oh Glorious Meats

    My gf wasn’t going to possibly do better than the Bacon of the Month gift for my birthday last year. Well, she did. These are unlike any jerky you’ve ever had. Unbelievably tender. UnreL. $30 is pricey but worth it for her to spend. I’m hoping they’ll tell us who made these. I’m impressed they found the picture of me for the box art.

    Jessica
    Feb 28th 2018
    You need to make these available all the time!

    I gave this to my boyfriend for Valentine's Day and he loved the Root Beer jerky. I have been looking everywhere to see where I can get more and can't find it anywhere. Please make the items that come in this available always!

    Jen
    Feb 17th 2018
    Best Valentine's Day Gift!

    My boyfriend LOVED all of the jerky and wanted more.
    What brand do you use?! He wants more. The picture in the top of the heart was a perfect pairing. He wants to hang it up on the wall. Thanks so much man crates!

    JOHNIE R RUSSELL
    Feb 16th 2018
    Review

    Great

    HappyCamper
    Feb 15th 2018
    He loved it!

    Bought it for my boyfriend for Valentines day and he was definitely surprised. He had never seen anything like it, and he loved the fact that it was jerky. The pieces were small, but each piece is listed as .5oz, so I knew that the jerky wasn't going to be a lot, but I choose to pay extra for the novelty of it, and seeing my boyfriend's face was worth it. If you're someone who would rather just get more jerky, you'd be disappointed by this. But, if you're someone willing to pay for the novelty of it, this is the gift for you.

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