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Jerky Heart

$29.99
48 reviews
Take his breath away with ten knee-weakening flavors of delicious, passionate jerky disguised in a sappy, heart-shaped box.

Ships immediately! Orders placed by 3PM local time ship out the same day.

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About This Gift

Jerkyhearts ship in a cardboard box.
  1. How it ships

    Packed inside a heart-shaped box and shipped in a cardboard box.

On Romance

Some have called love a many splendored thing, others a battlefield. We call it confusing.

It's not that we don't get romance; the thrill of being showered by sweet nothings and also actual swoon-inducing gifts and makes total sense. It's just, we don't get anything we find romantic. Truth be told, a tub of bubbles and a pocketful of fancy chocolates doesn't really kickstart the ol' emotion-maker.

But the tides of tender affection are turning, and the male heart can now be cut loose from where it's been hanging high and dry all these years. The romanced man has a new champion in the Jerky Heart.

The Art of Meaty Romance

The Jerky Heart is a wholly-savory, hyper-sensual meat surprise of affection and flavor.

Spring the perfect romantic rouse with a sappy, heart-shaped box suggesting the tiresome chocolates of every year. But upon opening, his humdrum expectations and coarse, emotional exterior will be melted away by a passionate gesture of jerky.

There's no sentiment words can convey that jerky can't, but we'll still print your blush-worthy message of tender affection inside the box--right next to ten knee-weakening flavors of tender beef strips like Sesame Ginger, Ghost Pepper, or Root Beer Habanero.

Put the "man" back in romance with a total heart-sweller that charms him in his most fluent language: savory, seasoned beef jerky!

Each and every Jerky Heart comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:

Love At First Bite

  • Classic Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Garlic Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Ghost Pepper Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Habanero Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Black Pepper Jerky, 0.5 oz

Eat Your Heart Out

  • Root Beer Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Root Beer Habanero Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Whiskey Maple Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Honey Bourbon Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Sesame Ginger Jerky, 0.5 oz

All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.

  • How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?

    Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.

    In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:

    If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.

    If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.

    NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.

  • I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?

    Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!

    When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.

    Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!

Families
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!

Real Customer Reviews

    Angela
    Jan 21st 2016
    The best idea ever for Valentine's

    You guys keep coming up with better and better ways to gift for guys, this is great, meat in a heart shaped box! I can't wait to give this to my hubby.

    Happy Customer
    Jan 27th 2016
    I love this!

    Amazeballs! That is all!

    Ron Swanson
    Feb 2nd 2016
    A box. Full of delicious meat.

    "A heart-shaped box full of meat. I am going to consume all of this, with whiskey and a cigar, because I am a free American." -Ron Swanson

    Laura
    Feb 2nd 2016
    How RoMANtic!

    My fiancé LOVES jerky! I got him the exotic meats crate for this birthday last year and I can't wait to give him this for Valentine's Day! Y'all just keep coming up with greatness!

    Perfect
    Feb 4th 2016
    Sweet & Manly!

    This is perfect! Sweet heart shaped box... with manly beef jerky inside? What else could he possibly want? Love Man Crates! You saved me with an AMAZING crate that he LOVED for Xmas, now Valentine's Day will be perfect too. Y'all make me look good!

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About Man Crates
Our Mission

Giving gifts should be exciting, not just a formality.

Man Crates is building a world where it’s fun and easy to find unique, meaningful gifts for all the men in your life.

We go the extra mile to curate high-quality gifts for all kinds of guys, so you can feel confident you’ve found his perfect gift, no matter who he is.

Because your gift to him should be as special as he is to you.

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