Beard Wrangler Mini Crate
When will it arrive?
In The Box
- Renegade Beard Shampoo Bar
- Renegade Beard Balm
- Renegade Beard Oil
- Boar-Bristle Beard Brush
- Hand Towel
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
It's Just A Beard...
There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
Things Beards Will Do:
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Renegade Shave rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
Handcrafted in the USA with 100% natural organic oils and a satchel of various hippy seeds, Renegade's premium shampoo bar, beard oil, and beard balm will shape any nappy nest into a magnificent, moisturized face mane, sprightly to the nose and supple to the touch.
We've also included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
May 22nd 2019
Best gift eva!!
I bought this for my 22 year old Son for Christmas last year. I'm still hearing that it's the best gift he's ever gotten! He has a nice beard, but it's wirey. This man crate has made it so soft and tame. I would recommend giving this gift for any man who wears a beard on a regular basis, especially a thick or long beard.
Mar 15th 2019
I purchased this crate for my husband on Valentine's Day and he loved it! I think I love it more! It smells so good and the soap and oil really do soften the beard and make it manageable. The boar bristle brush is fantastic! 10 stars!....pay the extra for the duct tape wrap, its worth it!!
Feb 12th 2019
Oh my wow!!
Got this for my husband and he was so happy!! Like a kid on Christmas!! It smells really gooood! Thank you Man Crates for helping me pick the perfect Valentine's day gift!!!
Feb 5th 2019
Purchased this last May for my husbands bithday. He loves the products and had fun opening the Crate. Probably going to get it for him again this year.
Jan 10th 2019
Received as Christmas gift and never realized how much I need this stuff. Taming my mane has never been so easy.