Beard Wrangler Mini Crate
When will it arrive?
In The Box
- Renegade Beard Shampoo Bar
- Renegade Beard Balm
- Renegade Beard Oil
- Boar-Bristle Beard Brush
- Hand Towel
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
It's Just A Beard...
There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
Things Beards Will Do:
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Renegade Shave rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
Handcrafted in the USA with 100% natural organic oils and a satchel of various hippy seeds, Renegade's premium shampoo bar, beard oil, and beard balm will shape any nappy nest into a magnificent, moisturized face mane, sprightly to the nose and supple to the touch.
We've also included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
Jan 10th 2019
Received as Christmas gift and never realized how much I need this stuff. Taming my mane has never been so easy.
Jan 8th 2019
Simply the best!
Better than all the rest! My wife got me this beard crate for Christmas and it was one of the most unique gifts I've ever received. I've used a lot beard care products and this stuff ranks at the top! If you need a top notch gift for the beard in your life look no further. This is it!
Jan 7th 2019
Wife got me this for Christmas. I've used MANY DIFFERENT beard brands. This is by far the best smelling yet!
I need to find a way to buy just the bar soap. It smells so good I've started using it throughout the day as hand soap.
Dec 30th 2018
My fiance got my this box for Christmas. She got priority shipping and paid quite a bit for it. The box unfortunately did not arrive in time by fault of the shipping company. Man Crates generously refunded the shipping cost quickly. The product itself is excellent. Love the brush! Would recommend.
Oct 16th 2018
Boyfriend loves it. Balm can be melted between fingers. Product smells amazing and helps with skin irritation as well.