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Booze-Infused Jerky Crate

$99.99
20 reviews
The Booze-Infused Jerky Crate is a cow that's been soaking in a barrel of booze...from the inside out. It's as delicious as it sounds.

Ships immediately! Orders placed by 3PM local time ship out the same day.

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About This Gift

Crate
  1. 1 Sealed Wooden Crate

    Not too tough to open, but not too easy either. Sealed for the perfect amount of fun.

  2. 2 Man Crates Crowbar

    Because just bare hands wouldn't be fair. Plus, it's pretty handy around the house.

  3. 3 Customizable Gift Note

    This is where you give him the warm and fuzzies. Helpful hints provided at checkout.

  4. 4 Corrugated Shipper Box

    To keep your gift in pristine condition, and to keep the mailman from getting jealous.

Cowcaholics A-nom-nom-nonymous

Alcohol affects people differently: some become more talkative, some funnier, and some friskier, but when it comes to cows, alcohol just makes them more delicious...and maybe also friskier.

We're not sure how they're getting their buzz on—perhaps they're grazing on fermented veggies or maybe their hooves have evolved to open bottles—but we do know "Cowcaholism" on the range is as widespread as it is udderly hilarious.

If you thought cow-tipping was funny, imagine "cow-tipsying," where a one-ton, hot mess of a cow topples over of its own drunken accord. The fall of such docile beasts have given rise to our stampede of inebriated beef, the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.

A Cow Walks Into A Bar...

By weight, the average-sized cow can down 57 standard drinks per hour (almost 1 per minute) and still be within the legal limits of operating a vehicle or motorized tractor.

At maximum capacity, the average cow's four stomachs can hold upwards of 62 gallons of liquid, more than a barrel of Jack Daniels (53 gallons). If only that were enough alcohol to satiate their demons.

The good news is, this means the tender beef of the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate has been marinating in a saloon's worth of alcohol (from the inside-out) for the better half of a bovine lifetime. The results, delicious, buzzed beef jerky.

Go Home Beef Jerky, You're Drunk

In curing Cowcaholism, we didn't just cure the easy-capture, beer-bellied beef bodies. We herded up cows with diversified tastes from Whiskey BBQ to Pinot Noir for a wide spectrum of alcohol flavors for your jerky fix.

The full lineup of cattle intoxication includes: Caribbean Rum, IPA, Cabernet, Bourbon, Whiskey BBQ, Chipotle Tequila, Dark Ale, and a beer sausage to act as a quick brunch/hangover cure.

Throwdown a double-shot of beef and booze in one bite with the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.

Each and every Booze-Infused Jerky Crate comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:

  • IPA Beef Jerky (3 oz)
  • Caribbean Rum Jerky (3 oz)
  • Dark Ale Jerky (3 oz)
  • Bourbon Jerky (3 oz)
  • Whiskey BBQ Beef Jerky (4 oz)
  • Chipotle Tequila Jerky (3 oz)
  • Bakke Brothers Beer Beef Sausage Sticks (4 oz)
  • Oregon Cabernet Jerky (3 oz)

All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.

  • How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?

    Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.

    In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:

    If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.

    If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.

    NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.

  • I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?

    Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!

    When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.

    Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!

Families
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!

Real Customer Reviews

    Nicole
    Dec 29th 2015
    Great Gift

    Bought this for my Husband. He loved it, It comes with a bunch of great beef jerky. Some are stronger then others but it tastes great

    Ken Fouts
    Dec 28th 2015
    Best gift ever

    Sent the booze infused jerky crate to a friend who is retired from the Army Corps of Engineers. "It was hard to open" he says...EXACTLY...but the prize was worth it. Thanks Man Crates.

    Julie
    Dec 26th 2015
    loved it but....

    Love it, just one small request, find a different way to seal the crates besides glue as it damages the crate when trying to open it and the crate is a huge part of the present! The jerky we have tried so far has been very taaty. Great fun gift for that person who has everything. Will definitely order from you again.

    Anonymous
    Sep 30th 2015
    Great gift

    Got this for my husband for a gift. Tastes great- very fresh. Crate with crow bar was very manly! Every man should receive one of these!

    TAE
    Oct 5th 2015
    FRIEND OF THE YEAR

    Recently moved to a small town, good friend of mine was having Birthday. My son previously had received a ManCrate and loved it so thought it would be perfect. YEP!!! Best gift at the party!!! I won Friend of the Year :0)

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