Booze-Infused Jerky Crate
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In The Box
- IPA Beef Jerky (3 oz)
- Caribbean Rum Jerky (3 oz)
- Dark Ale Jerky (3 oz)
- Bourbon Jerky (3 oz)
- Whiskey BBQ Beef Jerky (4 oz)
- Chipotle Tequila Jerky (3 oz)
- Bakke Brothers Beer Beef Sausage Sticks (4 oz)
- Oregon Cabernet Jerky (3 oz)
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Story
Cowcaholics A-nom-nom-nonymous
Alcohol affects people differently: some become more talkative, some funnier, and some friskier, but when it comes to cows, alcohol just makes them more delicious...and maybe also friskier.
We're not sure how they're getting their buzz on—perhaps they're grazing on fermented veggies or maybe their hooves have evolved to open bottles—but we do know "Cowcaholism" on the range is as widespread as it is udderly hilarious.
If you thought cow-tipping was funny, imagine "cow-tipsying," where a one-ton, hot mess of a cow topples over of its own drunken accord. The fall of such docile beasts have given rise to our stampede of inebriated beef, the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.
A Cow Walks Into A Bar...
By weight, the average-sized cow can down 57 standard drinks per hour (almost 1 per minute) and still be within the legal limits of operating a vehicle or motorized tractor.
At maximum capacity, the average cow's four stomachs can hold upwards of 62 gallons of liquid, more than a barrel of Jack Daniels (53 gallons). If only that were enough alcohol to satiate their demons.
The good news is, this means the tender beef of the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate has been marinating in a saloon's worth of alcohol (from the inside-out) for the better half of a bovine lifetime. The results, delicious, buzzed beef jerky.
Go Home Beef Jerky, You're Drunk
In curing Cowcaholism, we didn't just cure the easy-capture, beer-bellied beef bodies. We herded up cows with diversified tastes from Whiskey BBQ to Pinot Noir for a wide spectrum of alcohol flavors for your jerky fix.
The full lineup of cattle intoxication includes: Caribbean Rum, IPA, Cabernet, Bourbon, Whiskey BBQ, Chipotle Tequila, Dark Ale, and a beer sausage to act as a quick brunch/hangover cure.
Throwdown a double-shot of beef and booze in one bite with the Booze-Infused Jerky Crate.
Customer Reviews
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Aug 28th 2020
Most “Manly” Fun Gift
Anniversary gift to my husband. He absolutely LOVED it! So fun...and I truly loved the look on his face while opening it. The Man Crates make for a unique way of gifting. Very tasty jerky too!!
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Aug 24th 2020
My Husband Loved It!
100 recommend!
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Jun 24th 2020
Best Fathers Day ever!
Had no idea what this was. The ducktape wrapping was so cool.
Then the wooden crate with the little pry was total fun experience.
Then I got to the 'meat' of it all.... great idea. Smiled for a long time! -
Jun 23rd 2020
My husband’s present
My husband received this as a Father’s Day present, but the only bad review is that, I paid extra for the duct tape as well and it didn’t come wrapped with duct tape. But overall it was perfect.
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Oct 17th 2019
Awesome Gift
I have received this for Boss's day from my employees. I have to say it is one of the best gifts I have received. Not only is there an awesome selection of Jerky, but the packaging in the crate made it quite fun. I defiantly would recommend this for anyone.