Whiskey Connoisseur Crate
Whiskey Connoisseur Crate product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.I don't believe you
In The Box
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Personalized items require 2 days of processing time.
- 2 Glencairn glasses
- Personalized Whiskey Decanter (hand-made, may contain minor imperfections)
- Whiskey aerator
- 2 slate coasters
- 33 drams whiskey drinking journal
- Squirrel Brand spiced peppercorn peanuts
- salted pistachios
- Sahale Snacks cranberry pecans
How It Ships
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Like the steeled lumberjack with his pick-up tires spinning traction-less in the snow, or the bare-knuckle boxer whose swollen eyelid needs a quick cut, sometimes even the strongest of things needs a helping hand. The bold flavor of whiskey, while remarkably strong and strongly remarkable, can be even more majestic with a hint of airy assistance.
The Whiskey Connoisseur Crate is the subtle touch that fans the warm whiskey burn into a full-fledged flavor frenzy.
The Pride and Joy of Scotland
Of course the country that legally regulates the aging of their whiskey would design the most optimal container for its consumption. Scotland's greatest contribution to the world since the great Sean Connery is their Glencairn glass, an architectural and aesthetic feat of whiskey-mastery that fully matures your whiskey in hand and draws out the greatest of its color, body, nose, palate, and flavor.
Give your subtle swirling muscles a rest with the whiskey aerator. It's an easy way to introduce the proper amounts of air into your whiskey without introducing whiskey stains onto that pure-silk, smoker's robe you're obviously wearing while indulging in such great taste.
When your whiskey's not in hand, keep it on hand in the laser-etched, glass whiskey decanter. Along with this monogrammed masterpiece, the Whiskey 3 Crate includes a pair of slate coasters for maximum extravagance, a whiskey tasting journal, and an assortment of deluxe peanuts, pecans and pistachios.
The Whiskey Connoisseur Crate is the subtle push that will launch your prized whiskey into a new flavor stratosphere.
Oct 7th 2017
Perfect Birthday Gift
I got this crate for my Husband for his birthday since we are drinking more whiskey lately and the decanter we have is uncomfortable while pouring. He had been trying to guess what it was for awhile and he still had no clue. I was looking forward to him having to wait until he pry open the top. I was so disappointed to see a barcode sticker with "Whiskey..." on the outside of the crate. Other than the surprise lost, the crate was amazing. The decanter is beautiful and I love that there are slight flaws in the glass. The Glencairn glasses and the slate coasters are a perfect gem in this crate. My husband was overjoyed with his present. I have bought 2 other crates and they have all been fabulous. I just will be more vigilant to look at the crates when they come out of the box.
Oct 7th 2017
Great Birthday Gift
I got this crate for my husband's birthday since we have been drinking whiskey more lately and since our decanter is hard to hold while pouring. I wanted to surprise him with this present and was excited that he still had no clue what it was after trying to figure it out for multiple days. That is why I was so very disappointed when he opened the box and there was a barcode sticker on the outside of the crate that said "Whiskey...". I had expected him to have to struggle to open the crate for awhile and still have no idea what it was until he pried off the lid. The surprise was gone but it was still fun to see his face as he pulled out all of the contents. That being said, the crate was amazing and he loved everything. The decanter is beautiful and I love that there are small flaws in the glass. The Glencairn glasses and slate coasters are little gems. I have bought 2 other crates and all of them have been wonderful gifts. I will just be sure to look closer at the crate when it comes out of the box for description stickers from now on. Will be buying more crates very soon.
Dec 27th 2016
Xmas Gift for my hubby. We had three man crates under the tree and it was funny watching them each open them. I'm thankful the cards were on the outside of the crate because that way we could be sure each man got the right crate (Hubby, Son and guest).
Dec 7th 2016
My boyfriend loved every piece of this crate. As soon as he opened it he made a trip to the store for 'some of the good scotch' and then showed me a video about the awesomeness of the Glencairn glass. Give a man the perfect gift and he's just like a kid in a candy store.
Sep 27th 2016
Man Crates makes it right...
Ordered this crate for my husband for our 8th wedding anniversary... I'll start by saying the contents are awesome; my husband loves it. The decanter and glasses are definitely quality barware. He hasn't broken into the snacks, but I'm sure they're great, too. Now for a caveat: When ordering this, I might recommend setting it to deliver a day early, as mine delivered the day after our anniversary, which was pretty disappointing. However, Will L. stepped up and refunded the shipping costs, which was really classy and appreciated. So, thank you Man Crates for a quality gift with awesome presentation and for stellar customer service.