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Jerky Piñata

$64.99
12 reviews
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Jerky Piñata product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

The Muscle

  • Bull Head Piñata
  • 16 ft. Paracord
  • Wheel of Weaponry

The Meat

  • 3 Garlic Jerky Bites
  • 3 Root Beer Habanero Jerky Bites
  • 3 Black Pepper Jerky Bites
  • 3 Whiskey Maple Jerky Bites
  • 3 Original Beef Sticks
  • 3 Peppered Beef Sticks
  • 3 Habanero Beef Sticks
  • 3 Bacon Meat Sticks

How It Ships

Plain Box items ship in cardboard boxes.
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

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    Some shipping restrictions apply
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    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

The Smashing of the Bull

Piñata Nostalgia /pēnˈyädə näˈstaljə/ - the melancholy yearning in a grown man's soul as he watches a child joyfully dismantle a piñata with the carefree abandon of youth.

Say what you want about little kids--that they don't have jobs, pay rent, or possess adequate bladder control--but those tiny rugrats sure know how to cut loose. Every kids' party we've ever crashed chaperoned has featured a piñata, the world's universal symbol for fun.

Men of all ages and temperaments find piñata pulverization irresistible. You could dangle a piñata of sweets in front of a fasting Gandhi, and even he would give it a few non-violent pokes with his walking stick.

The Jerky Piñata lets any guy get his pummeling fix without ruining yet another neighborhood kid's birthday party. Because the gift's not a hit unless he can beat the fun out of it.

It's What's On The Inside That Counts

Sure, the desire to absolutely demolish a defenseless confetti figurine is childish and irrational, but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. In fact, it becomes even more satisfying when the reward for rough play is a downpour of beef bites.

Not only did we design a bull piñata with a hyper-punchable face, we secretly swapped out the sugary stuffing for a twenty-four piece fiesta mix of fine meat. The perfect swing will give way to a surprise flavor storm of jerky strips and meat sticks.

And to add more flash to the bash, we've included a wheel of fury to determine the weapon of choice. Head-to-head with a head butt? Nunchucks? Only the spinner can decide.

Give some olé to his special day and delight his inner child with a piñata stuffed for a man.

Customer Reviews

    Stephanie
    Feb 20th 2019
    Fun idea!

    My boyfriend loved it and so did all his coworkers. I was super impressed that it arrived on Feb 14th like I had requested. I debated giving it 4 stars because of one reason. The first hit he took at it, it busted at the seam and everything fell out. Maybe he is just super strong;) So that was disappointing. This is the second time I have order from them and their customer service is awesome. That is the reason I went with 5 stars.

    Traci
    Feb 14th 2019
    Office fun!

    Got this for my boyfriend as payback for the 6ft teddy bear he sent me last year for Valentines Day. His whole office loved it while they took it outside in the snow to break apart.
    Owner of the company also said it was the best jerky he's ever had.

    All around everyone had a ton of fun with it!

    Cindy Hernandez
    Dec 15th 2017
    Wonderful Fun!

    Sent these to each of my son's and hubby. Laughter and fun all around. Great gift!

    Sara
    Nov 3rd 2017
    The gift that keeps giving

    Bought this for my brother’s 40th birthday in April. Being a Taurus, I told him he could not smash it to get the jerky out. We found the hole, he ate the jerky and refilled the pinata with candy and regifted to me for my birthday in May! I will refill with something new for him for Christmas and start a new family tradition!

    Andrea
    Mar 9th 2017
    REALLY FUN!!!!

    I sent this to my son in college for his birthday and added the duct tape wrapping. He LOVED IT!!! He said it was the best gift ever! I'm cool again!!! Who knew?! I'm trying to figure out who else I can send it to , so they will also think I'm cool!