Camo Stocking

Protect the Halls

We know Santa looks like an easy going fella. But the guy manages to supervise thousands of restless elves each year, while also training eight wild reindeer in probably the most extreme weather conditions known to man. It’s safe to say the jolly guy appreciates a challenge.

So this year, make him work for it. Once Santa manages to navigate the standard household hazards, he’ll encounter this heavy-duty, high-impact, camouflage Christmas stocking. Or he won’t, because that’s the nature of camouflage. This tactical stocking has tons of pockets, straps, and doo-dahs to hold the toughest of stocking stuffers.

A little extreme? Maybe. But if he didn’t want to fight for it, he wouldn’t have broken in. Take back the ho-ho-ho and make sure the right guy gets the last laugh this holiday season with the Camo Stocking.