Camo Stocking
Camo Stocking product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.
I don't believe youIn The Box
- Tactical Camo Stocking (18.8" x 11")
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Story
Protect the Halls
We know Santa looks like an easy going fella. But the guy manages to supervise thousands of restless elves each year, while also training eight wild reindeer in probably the most extreme weather conditions known to man. It’s safe to say the jolly guy appreciates a challenge.
So this year, make him work for it. Once Santa manages to navigate the standard household hazards, he’ll encounter this heavy-duty, high-impact, camouflage Christmas stocking. Or he won’t, because that’s the nature of camouflage. This tactical stocking has tons of pockets, straps, and doo-dahs to hold the toughest of stocking stuffers.
A little extreme? Maybe. But if he didn’t want to fight for it, he wouldn’t have broken in. Take back the ho-ho-ho and make sure the right guy gets the last laugh this holiday season with the Camo Stocking.
Customer Reviews
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Dec 15th 2018
bought it for my son.
I bought this for one of my 13 sons and now they all want one !!!
It is so well made and perfectly personalized with the dog tag bottle opener. Places to put small tools like screw drivers carpenter pencils and such. Just love it.