Travel Survival Crate

$99.99
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Travel Survival Crate product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

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In The Box

Flight Crew

  • Cocoon GRID-IT! Uber 13" Case for 13" MacBook/Laptops
  • Coloring DC: Batman-Hush Vol. 1
  • Coloring Pencils, 12 count
  • 10000mAh PowerAdd Power Bank

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

The Sky Is No Longer the Limit

Transportation has evolved at an exponential rate over the years, but the male attention span has declined at an equally rapid pace. Thus, traveling has remained a tiresome routine.

It once took five months to cross the country by covered wagon, but those five months were spent blissfully stimulated by cornhusk dolls, screaming at buffalo, and dreams of a better future. Today, a five hour flight with phone in airplane mode feels like some eternal prison sentence with less legroom.

We can't make travel exciting. There's no magical gadget to make sharing close quarters with sweaty, slobbery strangers enjoyable, but we did compile a Travel Survival Crate to ease the squeeze for the gentleman living the less-than-jet-set life.

Travel Light, Travel Right

While we respect the audacity of trying to fit a mini-fridge into the overhead compartment, we prefer to travel light, and Cocoon's 13" laptop case is the flyest way to fly. This charcoal laptop bag has a convenient carry handle with a detachable shoulder strap, and it has been known to get travelers upgraded to first class through sleek appearance alone.

Featuring a customizable, elastic strap GRID-IT! system, this bag gives every accessory a snug spot to ensure nothing gets tossed around in the event of turbulence or left behind in the event of it-always-happens.

No Service, No Problem

The enjoyment of a flight is directly correlated to the battery remaining on a device, and there's nothing worse than being in the red on a red-eye.

The Poweradd Pilot 2S is a pocket-sized external battery with a 10,000mAh capacity, good for four full phone charges. It also includes two charging ports, a great bargaining chip for sole possession of that shared armrest.

And for those sick of screen time, the Batman adult coloring book and pencil set is a cool, calming way to unwind and pass the time.

The Travel Survival Crate is the ideal travel companion for any guy taking to the skies.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM CANNOT SHIP TO AN APO ADDRESS.

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