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Premium Hot & Spicy Crate

$84.99
24 reviews

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In The Box

Five Alarm Fire-Starters

  • Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce Gold Collector's Edition, 5 oz
  • Mad Dog 357 Pure Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce, 5 oz
  • Mad Dog 357 Sriracha Reaper Sauce, 5 oz
  • Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Dried Pepper
  • Grow-Your-Own Challenge Peppers (Moruga Scorpion & Ghost Chili)

Snack Inferno

  • Cornferno Popcorn, 4 oz
  • Carnivore Candy Volcanic Jalapeno Jerky, 3 oz

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

  • Some shipping restrictions apply
    Some shipping restrictions apply
  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

Don't Tickle the Dragon

There's no shame in walking away from this one. In fact, for liability sake, we highly recommend it. Dabbling with the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate is like going toe to toe with Ivan Drago--all you can do is prepare for punishment.

You'd have to double the spiciest hot sauce from our Hot & Spicy Crate to even reach basecamp on the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate. This collection of facemelters isn't intended for the average or even above-average man. It's for the tiny handful of masochistic spice-freaks, the fringe of society that enjoys cauterizing their tastebuds and incinerating their body from the inside out.

If you value even the tiniest fiber of your health and well-being, you'll throw in the towel on this tongue torturer.

The Swelterweight Champ

There's a new champion holding the spice title: the Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition. This blistering barrel of liquid gold is the byproduct of the Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost pepper roided out with 9 million Scoville Plutonium extract. It weighs in at a sweltering 1 million Scovilles total and hits harder than hard.

This prized spice is flanked by the Mad Dog 357 Reaper Sriracha and Pure Ghost hot sauce. The Reaper contains the familiar flavor of sriracha haunted by the hottest pepper on the planet, and the Pure Ghost will spook the hubris and mucus clean out of its challenger.

Grow A Pair

The grow-your-own Moruga Scorpion and Ghost Peppers gives all the satisfaction of a well-tended garden without the tedious aspects of actually gardening (watering, fertilizing, remembering you have plants, etc…) because these chilis grow spicier in distressed environments. These devilish plants take time, so we're including a hellish holdover: dried Moruga Scorpion pepper pods.

The instant-snack queue is filled with fireballs like the Carnivore Candy's Volcanic Jalapeno Jerky, Hot Headz Inferno Chips, and Cornfero to help drain any excess fluids from tear ducts. There's enough to share, but you probably won't have to unless your friends are as sick and twisted as you.

Again, we won't judge you if you walk away.

Customer Reviews

    Roger Moe
    Jun 15th 2018
    Finally Satisfied

    I always complain about hot sauces not being hot. My family hears this all of the time. This was a gift from my son for Father's Day. I LOVE IT! Mine had the correct personal card and a pry bar to open the crate (which will be repurposed)
    Jerky could have been a bit spicier but the chips, popcorn, and sauces were lit! LOVE IT!

    Amy Renfer
    Jan 11th 2018
    HOT HOT HOT!! LOL

    Got this for the S/O for Christmas 2017. He LOVED it!! He was most excited about growing his own peppers! We tried the Mad Dog 357 with the bullet sauce first, and boy was that a mistake! We couldn't seem to drink enough milk!! LOL I will for sure be coming back to this company for more crates! Also, just found out the Mad Dog sauce we tried first will be the second hottest sauce on Hot Ones this season!!

    Tim McLennan
    Dec 30th 2017
    what fun

    My sister gave me this for Christmas The packaging and the content where just fun. Though I am still not sure if she was trying to kill me or just test my manhood.
    IF you know someone who likes spice than this is the the choice for them.
    Just down right fun to open and fun to enjoy. How much hot is to hot, there is only one way to find out.

    Mark
    Feb 7th 2017
    Smoking HOT!!!

    What a great gift I received. My wife sent this to me and I love it. The popcorn will light you up, as will the delicious beef jerky. I had a small issue with the order and called the company. I spoke with an amazing customer service rep David J. He was funny, helpful and great to work with. This company stands behind their products.

    Taylor
    Feb 7th 2017
    One of the BEST gifts ever!!

    I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas as a gag gift! He loves spicy stuff so why not get him the atomic stuff, Right? He ended up loving it! He had a blast opening it and is SUPER excited to grow the peppers too! Thanks guys!!!