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Premium Hot & Spicy Crate

$84.99
24 reviews
There's no shame in walking away from this one. In fact, for liability sake, we highly recommend it.

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About This Gift

Crate
  1. 1 Sealed Wooden Crate

    Not too tough to open, but not too easy either. Sealed for the perfect amount of fun.

  2. 2 Man Crates Crowbar

    Because just bare hands wouldn't be fair. Plus, it's pretty handy around the house.

  3. 3 Customizable Gift Note

    This is where you give him the warm and fuzzies. Helpful hints provided at checkout.

  4. 4 Corrugated Shipper Box

    To keep your gift in pristine condition, and to keep the mailman from getting jealous.

Don't Tickle the Dragon

There's no shame in walking away from this one. In fact, for liability sake, we highly recommend it. Dabbling with the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate is like going toe to toe with Ivan Drago--all you can do is prepare for punishment.

You'd have to double the spiciest hot sauce from our Hot & Spicy Crate to even reach basecamp on the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate. This collection of facemelters isn't intended for the average or even above-average man. It's for the tiny handful of masochistic spice-freaks, the fringe of society that enjoys cauterizing their tastebuds and incinerating their body from the inside out.

If you value even the tiniest fiber of your health and well-being, you'll throw in the towel on this tongue torturer.

The Swelterweight Champ

There's a new champion holding the spice title: the Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition. This blistering barrel of liquid gold is the byproduct of the Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost pepper roided out with 9 million Scoville Plutonium extract. It weighs in at a sweltering 1 million Scovilles total and hits harder than hard.

This prized spice is flanked by the Mad Dog 357 Reaper Sriracha and Pure Ghost hot sauce. The Reaper contains the familiar flavor of sriracha haunted by the hottest pepper on the planet, and the Pure Ghost will spook the hubris and mucus clean out of its challenger.

Grow A Pair

The grow-your-own Moruga Scorpion and Ghost Peppers gives all the satisfaction of a well-tended garden without the tedious aspects of actually gardening (watering, fertilizing, remembering you have plants, etc…) because these chilis grow spicier in distressed environments. These devilish plants take time, so we're including a hellish holdover: dried Moruga Scorpion pepper pods.

The instant-snack queue is filled with fireballs like the Carnivore Candy's Volcanic Jalapeno Jerky, Hot Headz Inferno Chips, and Cornfero to help drain any excess fluids from tear ducts. There's enough to share, but you probably won't have to unless your friends are as sick and twisted as you.

Again, we won't judge you if you walk away.

Each and every Premium Hot & Spicy Crate comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:

Five Alarm Fire-Starters

  • Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce Gold Collector's Edition, 5 oz
  • Mad Dog 357 Pure Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce, 5 oz
  • Mad Dog 357 Sriracha Reaper Sauce, 5 oz
  • Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Dried Pepper
  • Grow-Your-Own Challenge Peppers (Moruga Scorpion & Ghost Chili)

Snack Inferno

  • Cornferno Popcorn, 4 oz
  • Carnivore Candy Volcanic Jalapeno Jerky, 3 oz

All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.

  • How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?

    Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.

    In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:

    If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.

    If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.

    NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.

  • I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?

    Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!

    When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.

    Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!

Families
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!

Real Customer Reviews

    Anonymous
    Sep 1st 2014
    Very satisfied

    This crate was awesome. It arrived on time and did not disappoint. My friend was blown away at the appearance and the products were wonderful.

    corey
    Nov 25th 2014
    Lava feels cold to this

    Holy great balls of FIRE Batman, my wife got me this and I have still yet to use the 2 AM. The expression "it will make you a man" or "it will put hair on your chest" This spawn of Satan sauce will take you back to when your voice cracked, trust me. Thanks man crate for the AWSOME product.

    Carolyn
    Dec 24th 2014
    All it was sold to be!

    Well worth you tested and tried all products!
    Partner was from Trinidad so didnt believe the heat could be replicated. He was so wrong. Hurt going in and out but so LOVED it!. Coming back for more. Happy Holidays and many thanks. Buy this and watch them burn!

    Krissy
    Jan 14th 2015
    Amazing

    My boyfriend shared with his office and they all loved it. The "spicy" title held true and everyone was up for the challenge. Our kids even munched on the snacks! This is the third time I ordered a man crate, and every time the response is the same.... A M A Z I N G !

    Anna B.
    Jan 19th 2015
    Best Birthday Gift for my Boyfriend

    My boyfriend is a fan of everything hot and spicy on this planet, and with this crate, it's the cornucopia of everything hot. He absolutely loves all the hot items inside. The hot sauces and grow your own peppers gives him opportunities to try new things and to see if he has a green thumb. He also loved having to open it with a crowbar! Thank you Mancrates for making my boyfriend's birthday an amazing and memorable one!

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