Perpetual Disappointments Diary

$14.99
Perpetual Disappointments Diary product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

1 Perpetual Disappointments Diary

How It Ships

Plain Box
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!

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Story

He’s sardonic, moody, and loves the color black. So much so that the entirety of his house is painted black. Even his tabby cat. Gift him a notebook that perfectly matches his carefully crafted, dark soul. Don’t expect a thank you, though.

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No man has ever gotten an artful arrangement of fruit and said "Holy moly, it's exactly what I wanted!"