Meat Stick Crowler
In The Box
*Note: products may contain beef
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Hungry, Hungry Humans
Adulthood is hard. One day you wake up and suddenly it’s frowned upon to pour a giant bowl of cereal for dinner or hit up a matinee in your favorite onesie. But when it comes to foregoing afternoon snack time, we’re putting our foot down.
After a hard days work, give him the gift of cracking open a cold one… of meat.
Introducing the Meat Stick Crowler. It’s stuffed to the brim with delectable sticks of delicious meat. It’s like a Lunchable. For grownups.
Note: This gift comes cleverly disguised as a large beer can, but it’s actually the latest in gift wrap technology. And getting at what’s inside won’t be easy.
Diabolically designed to be cut open with an old-timey can opener, the crowler provides a totally unique opening experience. Did we mention it makes a satisfying whoosh sound when it’s cracked open?