Exotic Meats Jerky Cane

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Exotic Meats Jerky Cane product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

Meaty Delights

  • Classic Flavor, Gator 0.5 oz
  • Black Pepper, Gator 0.5 oz
  • Garlic, Buffalo 0.5 oz
  • Black Pepper, Buffalo 0.5 oz
  • Honey Bourbon, Elk 0.5 oz
  • Garlic, Elk 0.5 oz
  • Root Beer Habanero, Wild Boar 0.5 oz
  • Honey Bourbon, Wild Boar 0.5 oz
  • Root Beer Habanero, Venison 0.5 oz
  • Honey Bourbon, Venison 0.5 oz

How It Ships

Cane
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!

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Story

Season’s Eatings!

The holidays are great! Holiday snacks, on the other hand, could use some work.

There are so many foods we’d prefer ‘roasted on an open fire’ over chestnuts. And don’t get us started on Christmas fruitcake…seriously, we won’t start eating it no matter how long you leave it there, so just take it away.

And the worst culprit by far is the Christmas candy cane. Nothing says, “I hope you like candy that’s been sitting in my cupboard for years, by the way, be careful not to impale your face on it” quite like a candy cane.

We’re spicing up the peppermint plain jane with seasoning and substance. Introducing, the Exotic Meats Jerky Cane.

Wish Him A Meaty Christmas!

From the outside, the Exotic Meats Jerky Cane is just your typical candy cane container of boring chocolates and trinkets, the well-worn shape of disappointment on Christmas morning.

But, hidden inside the cane is a savory surprise of exotic jerky treats that will make men of all ages feel like they’re celebrating Christmas on three different continents around the world. The Exotic Meats Jerky Cane features ten delicious cuts from five exotic animals: Gator, Buffalo, Elk, Wild Boar, and Venison.

The Exotic Meats Jerky Cane will surprise his senses and tickle his taste buds come Christmas morning.

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No man has ever gotten an artful arrangement of fruit and said "Holy moly, it's exactly what I wanted!"