Caffeine Fiend Crate
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In the Box
- GSI French Press Thermos
- GSI Javamill Portable Grinder
- Alpha Coffee Beans, 12 oz
- Heart of Darkness Coffee Beans, 12 oz
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
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RISE AND GRIND
Do you know a man who's been struggling lately? Tired, irritable, and exhibiting excessive amounts of Resting Grumpy Face? These may be signs of a "serious" "medical" "condition" called DECAF (Decreased Excitement and Caffeine-Associated Fatigue). But there's hope!
The Caffeine Fiend Crate features a proven, potent elixir known as COFFEE (Caffeinated Oral Fix For Enhanced Energy) that can be administered anywhere. With two types of gourmet beans, a portable coffee grinder, two-in-one spoon clip, and commuter JavaPress, he’ll be scooping, grinding, brewing, and smiling in no time.
Help him experience the all-natural, life giving powers of Caffeine, anytime, anywhere, with the Caffeine Fiend Crate.
- The GSI Javamill boasts an adjustable ceramic burr grinder and a rugged compact design, so he can crank out fresh grounds from kitchen to campsite.
- Spill-proof, fully insulated, and BPA-free, GSI’s Commuter Javapress is a French Press and thermos in one. It’s like a gourmet coffee house that fits in his cup holder.
- If he’s got a heart for the dark roast, he’ll love the citric, chocolate, nutty notes of the Heart of Darkness beans from Brazil Cerrado Oberon.
- Alpha Coffee’s Warrior Select is a medium dark roast that’ll have him up and at ‘em every morning.
Dec 31st 2020
I bought one of these for my husband and his best friend for Christmas - we had some friends over when they opened them - everyone loved them! I also had the duct tape wrapping added for some extra fun! Everyone wanted to know where I got them! Huge hit!! The contents in the caffeine fiend were fantastic - both in quality and design!
Dec 22nd 2019
My boyfriend lives for coffee. He's a mechanic, ice fisherman, and a camper. Knew this would be perfect for him. I requested this to arrive on Monday, December 23rd. It ended up arriving early that Saturday, which worked out great! He had so much fun strategizing how to open the crate while preserving it still. He plans to put hinges on the crate and re-use it. When he dug into the contents, he got the biggest grin on his face and said thank you at least a half-dozen times. Within a few minutes, he had messaged his friends with a picture of his gift, and started making a cup to try. We both respect the significance behind the coffee itself, and he is so appreciative of the whole gift. My only regret is not getting the whole thing on video to capture his reaction....it was priceless how happy he was! Everything seems to be of great quality as well. Thank you Man Crates!
Jun 25th 2019
The whole office was thoroughly impressed impressed !
My son is an architect and received this from me for his 32nd birthday. He brought the crate to work with him and literally had a cadre of architects/engineers surrounding him as he opened it. He and his colleagues were amazed by not only the complexity of opening the case, but the contents within as well. I’m sure you’re going to see more orders as a result! Thanks for letting me hit one out of the park for this birthday!
Feb 15th 2019
Ordered this as a last minute V-day gift. It came while I was at work, and he sent me a pic of the unopened crate with a knife stuck in the top of it, and a "We're not worthy!" Wayne's World gif, LOL. He said I won Valentine's and he hadn't even opened it yet, LOL. He loved the contents, and was surprised by the quality. Says it's way better than his Jet Boil. And he really likes the coffee that came with it, too. He also likes the crate and wants to install a couple of hinges for the lid.
Dec 28th 2018
Got this crate for my Birthday from my girlfriend. Was a blast to open and the quality seems great. Definitely a unique gift