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There's nothing convenient about a sturdy, wooden Man Crate sealed firmly with ill-intentions. This crate will frustrate even the most patient of men to the brink of defeat. If he can break the crate before the crate breaks him, his heroism will be displayed, and his reward earned.
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    Blue Rib-bon Grilling — True mastery requires an amount of dedication that few men are willing to give. Unless, of course, it leads to tender…
    Blue Rib-bon Grilling — True mastery requires an amount of dedication that few men are willing to give. Unless, of course, it leads to tender, delicious ribs, falling off the rack with delectable spices and tangy barbecue sauce. Even practice tastes perfect!
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    The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in…
    The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?
    "I got it for my brother's birthday and he loved it. He stated how fun it was to open, the mystery…
    "I got it for my brother's birthday and he loved it. He stated how fun it was to open, the mystery was exhilarating and the personalized engravings made it even more memorable. It is a gift that is fun, last long and can be tasty depending on the one you chose.” - Van
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    One-sie To Rule Them All - The worst part of taking a nap has always been waking up afterward to face the frigid reality of a blanket-less world. At…
    One-sie To Rule Them All - The worst part of taking a nap has always been waking up afterward to face the frigid reality of a blanket-less world. At least it used to be. With the Personalized Onesie Crate, he’ll never have to leave the fleece-lined land of cozy-comfort ever again.
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    Comfy Kids - As far as we can tell, there’s no real reason a kid should wear anything BUT a onesie. It’s super-soft, effortlessly efficient, and…
    Comfy Kids - As far as we can tell, there’s no real reason a kid should wear anything BUT a onesie. It’s super-soft, effortlessly efficient, and always in style! Keep them cozy and comfortable with the Personalized Onesie Crate.
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    Why choose when he can fuse? The Flavor Fusion Food Crate tastefully combines the most delicious of dishes.
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    Kickstart his day with a French press mug, cold brew blend and a five-piece mixer to get his joe on the go!
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    His Main Cheese — We hate to be a stickler, but there’s a reason they’re not called “Frying Pan Cheese Sandwiches.” The Gourmet Grill Cheese Crate is…
    His Main Cheese — We hate to be a stickler, but there’s a reason they’re not called “Frying Pan Cheese Sandwiches.” The Gourmet Grill Cheese Crate is perfect for making a grilled cheese sandwich the way it was always intended: on the grill.
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    The Spice Is Right — The Personalized Bloody Mary Crate is more than just a hodge-podge hangover cure, in-flight pacifier for grown-ups, or…
    The Spice Is Right — The Personalized Bloody Mary Crate is more than just a hodge-podge hangover cure, in-flight pacifier for grown-ups, or socially-acceptable way to get buzzed while brunching with the in-laws. It’s the necessary ingredient to your balanced brunch.
    "Most award winning Bloody Mary on the planet... FOR A REASON! A Bloody Mary Crate on Christmas…
    "Most award winning Bloody Mary on the planet... FOR A REASON! A Bloody Mary Crate on Christmas morning?!? I'll skip the stocking this year... Thanks!" - Dillon
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    Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to…
    Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.
    "Daughter and husband chose this for me and they knocked it out of the park! Love every bit of the…
    "Daughter and husband chose this for me and they knocked it out of the park! Love every bit of the stuff inside the Crate." -J.C.
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    Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our prehistoric flavor trailblazers with the Primal Hunger Crate.
    "I bought this crate for my husband for his birthday. He loved it--the crate, the jerky, the nuts…
    "I bought this crate for my husband for his birthday. He loved it--the crate, the jerky, the nuts , the concept. All were top-quality products. You get your money's worth and a really unique gift with Man Crates. Excellent customer service, too." - MaryEllen
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    All A-sauce America — When you can’t take him to the American South, bring the American South to him. Featuring four fantastic sauce styles from Texas…
    All A-sauce America — When you can’t take him to the American South, bring the American South to him. Featuring four fantastic sauce styles from Texas to Tennessee, the BBQ Sauce Boss Crate will treat his taste buds to a tour de’ force of flavor.
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    The Bold Beer Frontier - Beer has a special place in his heart, so shouldn’t it have its own special glass? The Personalized Beer Aficionado Crate…
    The Bold Beer Frontier - Beer has a special place in his heart, so shouldn’t it have its own special glass? The Personalized Beer Aficionado Crate comes with five, uniquely shaped beer glasses, each designed to enhance the flavor of his favorite stouts, saisons and IPAs.
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    Concocting a Classic - From the tantalizingly tasty Martini to the newly invented Lonesome Innkeeper, the Classic Cocktail Tool Crate will have him…
    Concocting a Classic - From the tantalizingly tasty Martini to the newly invented Lonesome Innkeeper, the Classic Cocktail Tool Crate will have him crushing the classics and gleefully concocting his own.
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    Take his mixology game to the next level with rum drinks guaranteed to have the whole party rum-bling.
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    Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is…
    Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.
     "I purchased the Slaughterhouse Crate for my grandson and had it duct taped. He really loved it. It…
     "I purchased the Slaughterhouse Crate for my grandson and had it duct taped. He really loved it. It was the hit of his friends, best gift. Thank you so much.” - Beth
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    Best Kept Kempt – We weren’t sure about the beard craze at first, but after a few days, they’re starting to grow on us. And if you thought the Beard…
    Best Kept Kempt – We weren’t sure about the beard craze at first, but after a few days, they’re starting to grow on us. And if you thought the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate was above that sort of joke, well you’re sorely mistaken.
    "I bought his product for my son's 34th birthday. He has a great beard (like his father's). I have…
    "I bought his product for my son's 34th birthday. He has a great beard (like his father's). I have bought other products, but he likes this the best." - Nannette
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    Déjà Food - What’s better than eating the perfect French toast? Eating it two mornings in a row, of course! Or better yet, two meals in a row. The…
    Déjà Food - What’s better than eating the perfect French toast? Eating it two mornings in a row, of course! Or better yet, two meals in a row. The Gourmet French Toast Crate includes everything he’ll need to prepare boisterous batches of the perfect anytime meal.
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    The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching…
    The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching for a unique gift, the Personalized Golf Balls Mini Crate is sure to be . . . a hole in one! We’re so sorry.
     "I received this crate from my wife as an anniversary gift. What’s not to like? I’m very pleased…
     "I received this crate from my wife as an anniversary gift. What’s not to like? I’m very pleased with my crate!” - Troy
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    Noodles and Nori-shment - By foolishly conflating ramen with sad, sorry Cup-O-Noodles, the Western World has barely skimmed the spicy, brothy surface…
    Noodles and Nori-shment - By foolishly conflating ramen with sad, sorry Cup-O-Noodles, the Western World has barely skimmed the spicy, brothy surface of superior ramen. The Ramen Making Crate is a starter kit in the journey toward adventurous eating.
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    Satisfy his sweet tooth with home-baked donuts dipped in gooey chocolate. Don’t mind if I fondue!
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    He’ll Be Soy Happy - Bring the style and intimacy of a sushi bar straight to his kitchen! The Sushi and Sake Crate will have him whipping up sushi…
    He’ll Be Soy Happy - Bring the style and intimacy of a sushi bar straight to his kitchen! The Sushi and Sake Crate will have him whipping up sushi rolls and slamming down sake bombs with ease.
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    Keep it Briefs - Even tough guys like to be swooned. Blow his mind with this handsome pair of personalized boxer briefs, designed to fit comfortably…
    Keep it Briefs - Even tough guys like to be swooned. Blow his mind with this handsome pair of personalized boxer briefs, designed to fit comfortably in all the spots it counts most.
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    The Pursuit of Fruit - Did you know that literally everything is better with chocolate? Trust us, we tried it all. Of course, some experiments were…
    The Pursuit of Fruit - Did you know that literally everything is better with chocolate? Trust us, we tried it all. Of course, some experiments were tastier than others. That’s why we’re advertising the sweet, saltiness of the Chocolate Fruit and Nuts Crate and not the Chocolate Covered Brussel Sprouts.
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    Chocolate for All — Whether he’s craving sweets a choco-lot or a choco-little, we’ve got just the thing. The Chocoholic Crate combines a variety of…
    Chocolate for All — Whether he’s craving sweets a choco-lot or a choco-little, we’ve got just the thing. The Chocoholic Crate combines a variety of classic and creative chocolate treats for a gift that’ll please any chocolate lover.
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There's nothing convenient about a sturdy, wooden Man Crate sealed firmly with ill-intentions. This crate will frustrate even the most patient of men to the brink of defeat. If he can break the crate before the crate breaks him, his heroism will be displayed, and his reward earned.
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