Gifts for Hard Workers

Morning Mugging – There’s no better way to start the day than with a good, strong mugging! (Man Crates does not condone armed or unarmed robbery. We were just trying to sell this awesome Personalized Mug Mini Crate, and our creative execution totally backfired.)

The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever fills his Personalized Growler will revel in eternal refreshment, and also, all his friends will be super jelly.”

Snack Down, Smack Down - In the chocolate-covered battle between pretzels, cookie chunks and crispy cereal bits, everyone wins. Man Chow presents a satisfying, gourmet twist on the classic American snack that just can’t be beat.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

Taco Time, All the Time—No one should have to hunt down a taco truck to get a decent, authentic taco. The Taco Making Crate has the proper instructions and ingredients to make handmade tortillas and amazing tacos from the comforts of the kitchen.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!

Lend Your Tastebuds to Science — What good is tossing Hail Mary satellites into the infinite corners of space when we’ve yet to fully examine all the flavors of our home planet? The Exotic Meats Jerkygram is the exploratory appetizer for tasting the strangest of critters. For science, of course.

Awaken to Bacon—Waking to the enchanting aroma of bacon once meant risking housefires with some homemade, griddle-timer jank-parade. With the Bacon Jerkygram, you can always have mouth-ready bacon within arm’s reach: under your bed, in your pillowcase, even taped to your body. Especially taped to your body.

The New Power Couple – Beef jerky and alcohol, both universally celebrated in their own right, have come together in holy meatrimony to create the tender, tipsy, tantalizing Booze-Infused Jerkygram.

New Cloud Technology – If you thought grilling couldn't get any better, let the Hickory Grilling Crate introduce you to the Future of Grilling: the Cloud. Infuse your meat with the overwhelming flavor of a hickory smoke trap.