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Zombie Preparedness Gifts

Your security in the event of an undead uprising is important to us. That’s why we spend hours debating important questions like "If you could have only one weapon in the zombie apocalypse, what would it be?" and "What are the merits of being a Mad Max-style tyrant?"
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    There Will Be Blood – The government doesn’t let us ship compound bows or rifles anymore, not after the infamously bloody Postal Wars of 2012, but we…
    There Will Be Blood – The government doesn’t let us ship compound bows or rifles anymore, not after the infamously bloody Postal Wars of 2012, but we can still deliver all-purpose hunting supplies that'll hit the bullseye.
    "I purchased this crate for our boss from the crew. We paid extra to ensure it came bound in duck…
    "I purchased this crate for our boss from the crew. We paid extra to ensure it came bound in duck tape. The look on his face was priceless. After tearing through that and once got to the crate it was comical. I don't know who enjoyed the gift more; us for the pure enjoyment of watching him break a sweat busting into the crate and finally taking a hammer to it, or him for the goodies packaged inside. It was a great gift, which he really seemed to appreciated. I think he may get another crate next year!” -Lani
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    1313
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    $109.99
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    All About That Bass – If he hunts bass with the reckless, self-destructive obsession of a speedboat-owning Captain Ahab, the Bass Whisperer Crate just…
    All About That Bass – If he hunts bass with the reckless, self-destructive obsession of a speedboat-owning Captain Ahab, the Bass Whisperer Crate just might be his white whale.
    "I sent this to my dad for Father's Day. He loved it and can't stop raving about it. He especially…
    "I sent this to my dad for Father's Day. He loved it and can't stop raving about it. He especially loved the 6-pack neoprene insulated cooler! This is such a unique gift. I am so happy I got it.” - Jen
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    171
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    $119.99
    Great Vengeance and Furious Anger – It's time to take the fight to them. Arm yourself to the teeth and go on the offensive against the evil undead…
    Great Vengeance and Furious Anger – It's time to take the fight to them. Arm yourself to the teeth and go on the offensive against the evil undead with the liberally equipped Zombie Annihilation Crate.
    "I gave this to my boyfriend. He loved it. He is not a zombie fanatic, but he is a man, and men love…
    "I gave this to my boyfriend. He loved it. He is not a zombie fanatic, but he is a man, and men love knives. He was excited to see what was inside the box since the moment he saw it. We had a great time cheering him on while he struggled to open it!” - Martha
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    165
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    $109.99
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    Here Fishy, Fishy! – Fish aren’t stupid. They know there’s a hook hidden beneath that lure that could yank them to their demise. But some lures are…
    Here Fishy, Fishy! – Fish aren’t stupid. They know there’s a hook hidden beneath that lure that could yank them to their demise. But some lures are so beautifully enticing that the fish can’t not bite. They’d rather risk death than live without it. The Lure Making Kit lets him mold his own lures and harness the powers of plastic persuasion.
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    2164
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Your security in the event of an undead uprising is important to us. That’s why we spend hours debating important questions like "If you could have only one weapon in the zombie apocalypse, what would it be?" and "What are the merits of being a Mad Max-style tyrant?"
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