Zombie Annihilation Crate
In The Box
Keep Evil at Bay:
- Elk Ridge Machete
- stainless steel blade
- Black double injection handle
- NOT A TOY
- MTech USA 11" Axe
- Gorge Folding Shovel
- Combination Paracord Knife with Built-in Firestarter
- Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
- Zombie Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Duct Tape
- Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Take the Offensive
It's 28 days later and we're organized, supplied and effective. Our defenses hold back the walkers nightly. Our daylight patrols have gotten faster and more aggressive--the leadership of true veterans makes all the difference.
The team used to come back shaken up and terrified; now its all swagger and bragging about re-kill counts. Swanson says he put down a dozen in one excursion. It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a latrine, chopping firewood, clearing brush, or dispatching the undead.
Expanded, walker-free green zones and improved regimentation back at camp have really raised the quality of life around here. We've got a water well and designated garden plots for squash and cabbage. It's been a solid month of SPAM and canned soup, I've never been so excited about vegetables in my life.
Jun 18th 2018
Fathers Day Win!!
He spent 10 minutes prying it open and loved every minute of it! When he finally opened it the excitement just kept coming with each thing he picked up and unwrapped. Perfect Gift!
Dec 28th 2016
MY MAN'S CRATE
HE LOVED IT!
ONLY TOOK TEN MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT ITS EASIER TO OPEN THE CRATE FROM THE BOTTOM!
Jul 18th 2016
We sent this to our 19 year old youngest, and he loved it. It is original, and since he likes to camp and be outdoors, it was a perfect gift. They got it to him the next day, great customer service. Really happy with the entire experience.
Feb 29th 2016
Fantastic crate !!
Wife bought me this one for my birthday. Unbelievable !! This is a really cool gift for a real man. I could not happier with it. Highly recommend as a gift. Make your man or woman happy today.
Feb 17th 2016
Let's Annihilate Zombies!
Got this as a Valentines Day gift from my wife and daughter and I Love it! Very high quality for most things in the package and the fun meter was absolutely pegged while opening and inspecting this man crate cornucopia of coolness!! I made a video so my wife (who was out of town on business) and daughter (who is attending college) could see me opening my gift.