Hunting Crate

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In The Box

Hunting Heroes

  • Stanley Insulated Vacuum Bottle
  • Tac-Force TF-469 Folding Knife
  • Stormproof Matches

Disappear Completely

  • Duke Cannon's Hunting Soap
  • Camo Face Paint
  • Camo Form Wrap

How It Ships

Zombie Gifts ship sealed inside a wooden crate within a cardboard shipping box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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The Most Dangerous Game Of All

If the Schwarzenegger hunting documentary "Predator" taught us anything, it's that the fate of every hunter is determined by his preparedness for the unpredictable; those rare occasions when the hunter becomes the hunted.

It won't always be a blood-thirsty alien; it could be the vengeful brother of the cabin-mounted trophy moose, or possibly a trigger-happy former Vice President. Whatever the predator and whatever the prey, the Hunting Crate ensures you'll be the most dangerous creature of all.

Keep Comfort In The Crosshairs

The Stanley extra large insulated bottle is the same classic style, stainless steel flask our grandpas handed down to us, except without the bullet nicks from storming Normandy. Its vacuum insulation keeps hot things hot and cold things cold for 28 hours, perfect for keeping coffee piping hot from one morning to the next or for use as decoy bait for heat-seeking predators.

The Tac-Force TF-469 Folding Knife has everything needed for unzipping and grilling the freshest steak dinner imaginable: a stainless gut hook blade, silicone grip ring, hard nylon sheath, fire starter, diamond honing file, and bottle opener. And if Mother Nature is being a real downer, the capsule of stormproof matches will light in even the worst of circumstances.

Unseen and Unscented

For starters, the camo form wrap and facepaint disguises anyone and anything as slightly off-grey splotches by which animals see the world. But invisible isn't enough to be utterly undetectable to the heightened senses of predator and prey.

Duke Cannon's Big Ol' Brick of Hunting Soap will wash any whiff of human clean off your body. It's like those Axe body spray commercials when, once applied, beautiful women ambush the man out of sheer desire, except instead of ambushing him, they'll completely ignore him. And instead of beautiful women, it's a moose.

It's a hunt or be hunted world, and the Hunting Crate equips you to always be atop the food chain.

Customer Reviews

    May 2nd 2018
    Hunting Crate

    Boyfriend loved his hunting crate!

    Dec 30th 2017
    Hunting Crate

    This is the 3rd crate I have purchased. Very disappointed that the knife in the box was just a plain knife, not the one in the pictures or in the description. It's one of the reasons for ordering this box for my bother-in-law... Other than that a whole a fun to watch!!

    Jessie Clark-Schermer
    Dec 26th 2017
    Fun gift, wrong knife

    Bought this for my husband for Christmas. He thoroughly enjoyed it.
    He cut right through the duct tape wrapping. It was fun to watch him wrestle the crate open. It only took him maybe 2 minutes, but still, gaffe and I and the kids all enjoyed the process.
    Only issue is that the knife we received does not match the description or picture online. It is just a basic folding knife.

    Dec 9th 2016

    I got my boyfriend the hunting crate. I could not wait to give it to him so I gave it to him way before Christmas. I paid extra for the duct tape packaging. That was a little disappointing because he got it off really easily. I thought the duct tape would be more substantial and more difficult to remove. The wooden crate though...HAHAHAHA it took him FOREVER to get that crate open. He actually just returned from hunting from the weekend and I was like here is your present. He was trying to open that thing for about 45 minutes. I was dying laughing. He was a little mad at me at the time but found it funny after it was all over and he wanted to buy it for his family members as well. He loved the knife, especially because his just recently broke *unbeknownst to me.* He was just talking about getting a thermos, so that was perfect. He thought the soap was cool. He also said he was excited about using camo make-up for turkey hunting coming up because currently he has to use face mask to hide his face. He wasn't too interested in the matches or the camo wrap. But overall he was pleased with it and thought it was a fun idea.

    Colleen Biemiller
    Aug 5th 2016

    Spent the extra to have crate wrapped in duct tape- once he sweated thru that he got to the crate and crowbar, saying, " This better not be a joke." Worked hard to get that crate opened- and loved the contents!!! My son wants to steal the old-school thermos for his own duck hunting trips. Thanks for creating a great guy gift- and for a follow- up email!
    Great customer service! Can't wait to re-order.

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