Two & A Half Men Approved Gifts

Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

Playing With Fire – There's no quicker way to separate the men from the boys than to observe how they manage a steak on the grill. The Grill Master Crate is for the man who's a cool operator whenever the heat is high.

“How Old Is It?” The Old Fashioned is so old that Plato referred to it as “The Modern Fashioned” when describing it as the highest and most perfect form of a cocktail. Fake history aside, the Old Fashioned Crate is the perfect gift for the guy who can’t help but keep things classic.

Space to Reflect - You know what they say: home is where the bar is. And if they don’t, they will soon, because with a Personalized Bar Mirror this stylish, why would a guy go anywhere else?

From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!

Double the Suds - After months of rigorous and delicious testing, we’re delighted to add “showering” to the list of activities that get way better when you add beer. Next step: everything else.

His Main Cheese — We hate to be a stickler, but there’s a reason they’re not called “Frying Pan Cheese Sandwiches.” The Gourmet Grill Cheese Crate is perfect for making a grilled cheese sandwich the way it was always intended: on the grill.

Don't Tread On Meat – Freedom tastes amazing, go ahead, rub it in. Mount Rubsmore is the All-American collection of rubs, fine-tuned by our country's most esteemed leaders. These spices are a history lesson in full flavor and freedom.

Take A Few For The Team – No man can lead his team as an armchair quarterback without the fuel and lifeblood of a true fan: beer. The NFL Barware Crate is the most respectable way to transform into a team scream machine.

Ignite His Flame Game - A grill only gives about 85% effort when cooking stalks of asparagus. But when a thick, juicy T-bone lies tenderly upon its grates, the steaks are raised. The Backyard Steakhouse Crate has the tools and flavors to fire up both the barbecuer and his grill.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Thank You For Smoking – Contrary to popular belief, you can't just spray tan a chunk of meat with sauce and call it barbecue. The Pit Master Crate is the master class in pro-style, smoke-out barbecue.

Chicken and a Can – The Beer Can Chicken Crate infuses any bird or basketball-sized rodent with craft beer flavor and crisp, crackly skin. We can't speak to the vermin living under the porch, but the chicken tastes delicious.

Climb Every Mountain, Grill Every Meat – Himalayan Salt has many names: the Block Boss, the Flavor Glazer, or the Punjabi Pristine, but after trying the Everest Grill Crate, he'll just call it Delicious.

From Joker to Smoker - Ironically, the fastest way to enjoy tender, fall-off-the-bone barbecue is to cook it slowly, ideally over flavorful woodsmoke in a barrel he’s built himself. Unleash his wild side with the Build Your Own Barrel Smoker kit.

The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever fills his Personalized Growler will revel in eternal refreshment, and also, all his friends will be super jelly.”

Stay Healthy, Stay Happy – "A stein a day keeps the doctor away," isn't just a fun rhyming phrase, it's actually Germany's national healthcare policy. Stay healthy and happy with the Personalized Oktoberfest Stein Crate.