The Snack Pack
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The Snack Pack product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.
I don't believe youIn The Box
Your Dentist's Nightmare
- Oreos
- Nutter Butter cookies
- Chips Ahoy cookies
- Theater Box of Starbursts
- Peanuts in the Shell
- Pringles Potato Chips
- Nature Valley Granola Bar
Snacks on Snacks
- Premium Popcorn
- Corn Nuts
- Rice Krispy Treats bar
- Sunflower seeds
- Hot Tamales spicy cinnamon candies
- Cracker Jack box
- Huge box of Crunch & Munch
How It Ships
Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
Choose your delivery date at checkout
Story
A Cornucopia of Man Fuel
What happened to us, men? Somewhere along the line, we lost a part of ourselves. We started manscaping, our jeans got skinny, and we began ordering light beers at bars. We cashed in our masculinity for sensitivity, traded steaks for salads, and let our hands get soft when we exchanged keyboards for tools.
But we didn't truly give up hope until we let it become acceptable to give a man a wicker gift basket, wrapped in cellophane and filled with all sorts of fragrant smelling lotions and soaps and tiny jars of fruit preserves and fancy chocolates.
No more. We're taking a stand, and that stand is in the shape of a wooden crate jam-packed with stuff guys actually want. That means delicious and awesome snacks and none of that ridiculous fake fluffy sawdust stuff.
When you order a Man Crate, we pack it up with pride, seal it shut, and ship it off to its new home with a crowbar--because opening something should require a tool, not a double-click. We're pretty sure the only way we could make these more masculine is if we air dropped them with a special operations team that kicked your front door down and delivered them into your living room (and we're working on that).
So fellas: ship your buddy a Man Crate, and remind him that when he holds the line against the onslaught of lightly-scented, pastel-colored, wicker basket emasculinization, he's not standing alone.
And ladies: send the man in your life a Man Crate and show him that you believe in the hairy-chested, bear-fighting superhombre that still lurks in his heart.
Customer Reviews
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Jun 9th 2015
Very Cool
I ordered the snack crate for my Dad for Father's Day. He hasn't opened it yet, but I am already super impressed with the packaging, and how quickly it got here. I will definitely consider this as a gift again in the future!
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Jun 9th 2015
Love those man crates!
This is my third man crate. It was for my brother. He said he had a hard time opening it. Even with his crowbar!! He enjoyed all his snacks.
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Jun 3rd 2015
Boyfriend loved the crate, and I loved the customer service!
I purchased this crate as an anniversary gift for my boyfriend. I unfortunately had to go out of town on the special day, so I sent this as a fun surprise.
He LOVED it! He got a surprise from receiving the crate, and had a blast opening it at work-- and now his snack drawer is stocked!
As for the customer service, I cannot express how much I appreciate their transparency and helpfulness. A few days after I placed my order, I noticed it had not shipped. I gave customer service a call with my concern, and they explained there had been an error when receiving my information.
They proceeded to do everything but move heaven and earth itself to make sure the crate got to its destination on my anniversary date. I was kept in the loop the entire time, and was never unsure that I wouldn't be taken care of.
I am thoroughly impressed with the quality of Man Crates-- not only the product, but the quality of their customer service and kickass employees.TL;DR- Man Crates are awesome, so is the Man Crates staff. 10/10 would buy again.
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Jun 3rd 2015
It's all about the snack...
It is so hard to find him the perfect gift, especially the one that is manly enough he is definitely not one for the ribbons and bows....well I found it. He loved it all from the gift wrap (everyone stood around his desk to see what it was!), to the snacks. But I think his favorite was "ripping" thru the box with the crowbar, the lid was non-existent - was great to see him act like a little kid, the smile on his face was priceless, it was perfect the perfect gift for the man who is impossible to buy for yet I would buy anything for to get the reaction I got with his first (and I am sure not last) Man Crate.
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May 21st 2015
This was WICKED AWESOME
My Man loves his Man-Crate. There wasn't a single food item he didn't like. The pry bar went straight into his tool bag. I think he will get a crate or ammo can a few times a year! For me, I enjoy reading the descriptions and the customer service is on point! I had a discrepancy with my order, which was immediately addressed! It is so nice to find a company that understands the meaning of customer service!!! Thanks guys!