Old School Crate

$79.99
32 reviews
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In The Box

Nostalgia Tokens

  • Slinky
  • Rubick's Cube
  • Yomega Yo-Yo
  • Pez Dispenser

Candy Through The Years

  • Good & Plenty (Introduced 1883)
  • Pez Candy (1927)
  • Red Vines (1952)
  • Now & Later (1962)
  • Lemonheads (1962)
  • Sugar Babies (1963)
  • Fun Dip (1932)
  • Pop Rocks (1970)
  • Big League Chew (1980)
  • Nerds (1983)
  • Pistachios
  • Cry Babies (1990)

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

Never Outgrow Fun

Growing up is optional. Maybe nobody told you that you had a choice, or maybe you just woke up one day and realized that it had happened to you. The good news is that it's reversible.

More About 'Fun'

You've had fun before, why not have fun again?

If it's been a while, don't sweat it- this kit has everything you need to relearn the basics: a classic metal Slinky, the original stultifying Rubik's Cube, a Yomega Yo-Yo, and a Pez Dispenser (with reloads). Could it be the greatest assortment of retro gear ever assembled into a wooden crate? It is Decidedly So.

Let's Take it Back

This crate is like an archaelogical dig through Willy Wonka's factory. We travelled back in history and catalogued layer after layer of candy to create a timeline of candy stretching back past the 1893 Chicago World's Fair.

So pry this crate open and forget about that mortgage payment. There's a Rubik's Cube to solve and some serious life choices to shake out.

Customer Reviews

    Carter
    Feb 14th 2018
    I'm impressed

    I'm impressed this managed to cost north of $70.
    I received this case and all joy was immediately extinguished when it was opened and the loot revealed. Cheap toys and marked up candy sold as "old school". I'm just sad that someone I know paid this much for cheap goods when some of the other crates contain non-useless knick-knacks.

    Christy Yates
    Feb 10th 2018
    Happy kid!

    We got this for our twelve year old and he loved it!

    Julie
    Dec 8th 2017
    Bloody Mary crate

    Was a little disappointed in this, it took my son about 30 seconds to open, and that included the time that he took to open the cardboard box that it was shipped in, thought it was supposed to be a challenge to open?

    Candace
    Dec 26th 2015
    Fun to watch

    I gave the crate to my teenage son for Christmas. It took him forever to open it - it's sealed quite well. He enjoyed all the toys and candy it contained.

    Liz
    Dec 9th 2015
    Army strong

    Bought this for my stepson who is in the Army and had to spend Thanksgiving away from the family...just as a pick me up. He loved it and the games and whatnot are always great-no matter what age you are. I will continue to purchase Man Crates for all the men in my life.

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