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Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.

Playing With Fire – There's no quicker way to separate the men from the boys than to observe how they manage a steak on the grill. The Grill Master Crate is for the man who's a cool operator whenever the heat is high.

Common Side Effects - The Personalized Whiskey Crate may cause trendier, better fitting clothes, funnier personal anecdotes, and occasional outbursts of intrigue and great hair.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.

More Booze! More Beef! – The Booze-Infused Jerky Crate is more wild, raucous booze-fueled fun than a cow in a liquor store. Satiate two cravings with one crate by sending packs upon packs of inebriated beef snacks.

Lean, Mean, Global Cuisine - All the excitement of embarking on a safari without the awkwardness of asking if they'll be handing out free samples.

The Spice Is Right — The Personalized Bloody Mary Crate is more than just a hodge-podge hangover cure, in-flight pacifier for grown-ups, or socially-acceptable way to get buzzed while brunching with the in-laws. It’s the necessary ingredient to your balanced brunch.

Thank You For Smoking – Contrary to popular belief, you can't just spray tan a chunk of meat with sauce and call it barbecue. The Pit Master Crate is the master class in pro-style, smoke-out barbecue.

Double the Suds - After months of rigorous and delicious testing, we’re delighted to add “showering” to the list of activities that get way better when you add beer. Next step: everything else.

Chocolate for All — Whether he’s craving sweets a choco-lot or a choco-little, we’ve got just the thing. The Chocoholic Crate combines a variety of classic and creative chocolate treats for a gift that’ll please any chocolate lover.

New Cloud Technology – If you thought grilling couldn't get any better, let the Hickory Grilling Crate introduce you to the Future of Grilling: the Cloud. Infuse your meat with the overwhelming flavor of a hickory smoke trap.

Morning Mugging – There’s no better way to start the day than with a good, strong mugging! (Man Crates does not condone armed or unarmed robbery. We were just trying to sell this awesome Personalized Mug Mini Crate, and our creative execution totally backfired.)

Best Kept Kempt – We weren’t sure about the beard craze at first, but after a few days, they’re starting to grow on us. And if you thought the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate was above that sort of joke, well you’re sorely mistaken.

The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever fills his Personalized Growler will revel in eternal refreshment, and also, all his friends will be super jelly.”

Ignite His Flame Game - A grill only gives about 85% effort when cooking stalks of asparagus. But when a thick, juicy T-bone lies tenderly upon its grates, the steaks are raised. The Backyard Steakhouse Crate has the tools and flavors to fire up both the barbecuer and his grill.

His Main Cheese — We hate to be a stickler, but there’s a reason they’re not called “Frying Pan Cheese Sandwiches.” The Gourmet Grill Cheese Crate is perfect for making a grilled cheese sandwich the way it was always intended: on the grill.

Blue Rib-bon Grilling — True mastery requires an amount of dedication that few men are willing to give. Unless, of course, it leads to tender, delicious ribs, falling off the rack with delectable spices and tangy barbecue sauce. Even practice tastes perfect!

All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and share your deep, undying love of cured beef with the Cow-pocalypse Crate.