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Military Care Crate

The Military Care Crate
  • The Military Care Crate
  • MTech Folding Knife, Gorilla Tape, and 50' Paracord
  • Warrior Select Coffee and GSI Ultralight Java Drip
  • Rite In The Rain Waterproof Notebook
  • Delicious Chef's Cut Cracked Pepper Chipotle Jerky
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Something To Write Home About

Dearest Agnes,

All the words in all the world could not begin to fully express my gratitude for the Military Care Crate you sent. Daily necessities are hard to come by out here, but your tender affections have never once felt scarce.

The men in my dug-out jest that the bona fide love of any relationship is best known by the courier, and I’ll be damned if their jaws didn’t hit the trench when your gift arrived in the post. The spring-assisted, stonewashed blade is absolutely splendid, and while I pray with earnest its handiness is only required upon a can of beans, I now feel prepared for whatever may come.

A Cup of G.I. Joe

My darling, the coffee here is practically dirt, and I should know as I’m often tasked with shoveling and sifting soil into the grounds when rations run low. “A little mud don’t hurt the body,” but it sure takes a toll on the soul.

I could swear on our pup’s good eye that the clouds parted and black manna fell from the heavens the moment those Lock N’ Load coffee grounds and java drip arrived. I’d fear it might go missing if not for its compact folding feature and the sluggish, decaffeinated nature of the others.

Through Tempest and Tears

The thought of you as I write has not left me shy of tears, though you wouldn’t know it as I pen this upon the Rite in the Rain notebook. The waterproof nature has proven itself extremely useful as my pockets often get extremely sweaty, almost embarrassingly so, while shoveling dirt into coffee bags.

I fear this is not the fondest of images to leave you with, but this correspondence has already run long, and as my betrothed, you were bound to find out about my sweating tendencies eventually.

My deepest love and gratitude for the Military Care Crate.

Stay Sharp

  • MTech Folding Knife
  • Warrior Select Drip Grind Coffee
  • GSI Ultralight Java Drip
  • Rite In The Rain Waterproof Notebook

Daily Fixings

  • Chef's Cut Chipotle Cracked Pepper Jerky
  • 50' Paracord
  • 12' Gorilla Tape

Delivered

In a sealed, wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar. No bow, no ribbons, no fluff, and absolutely no instructions.

 

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    Product Reviews

    1. 08/2/2016 Cheri Feaster Military Care Crate 5

      Man Crate

      I am a Veteran and this is a perfect gift of those who are Survorists, Mountain Hikers, Emergency needed. I think this great, Neet a mosquito net and firs aid kit.

    2. 06/20/2016 Bert Military Care Crate 5

      AWESOME

      Best Fathers Day Gift Ever. Only thing that would have made it better is if there had been a .45 cal. 1911 in there.


    5/5 for 2 Military Care Crate reviews
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