Bloody Mary Crate

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In The Box

Gourmet Garnishes

  • Pepperoni Straws
  • Bacon Rimshot
  • 2 Infinium Plastic Pilsner Glasses

Flavor Foundation

  • Demitri's Classic Seasoning
  • Demitri's Horseradish Seasoning
  • Demitri's Chilis and Peppers Seasoning
  • 6 Clamato Tomato Juice Cans

How It Ships

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout


The Drink You Can Eat

Some drinks pair well with meat: a single malt scotch with slow-cooked ribs, Imperial IPA with hand-cranked sausage, or pinot grigio (if you consider that a drink) with tilapia (if you consider that meat).

But the Bloody Mary does more than pair well. It fully embraces the mighty flavors of meat, resulting in a delicious cocktail that doubles as a balanced brunch. Introducing, the gourmet, meat-infused Bloody Mary Crate.

The Spice Specialist

The Bloody Mary is the pizza of cocktails; it's best served cold on a Saturday morning while slouched over the couch watching cartoons, and it can support a mountain of meaty toppings.

Upgrade your Bloody Mary from its lesser vegetarian form with Demitri's Pepperoni Straws and Bacon Rimshot. Slurp your cocktail through a literal sausage vortex, accent the flavor with fanciful bacon crumbles, and start stacking other gourmet garnishes with your own creative flair.

But even the most delicious topping towers still requires a solid flavor foundation, and no one does spices better than Demitri. Demitri, the Marco Polo of Bloody Marys, has been boldly exploring the exotic world of spices, and we're sending three of his perfectly mixed flavors: Classic, Horseradish, and Chilies and Peppers.

Leaning Tower of Toppings

Balancing skewered, top-heavy garnishes like fried chicken or a full stack of pancakes is an art, and your first few endeavors will no doubt be accompanied by slips and spills. Hone your stacking skills with this pair of infinium plastic Pilsner glasses that won't break when they topple over or are shot with a firearm at close range (not legally-binding).

Build a beast of a brunch beverage with the Bloody Mary Man Crate.

Customer Reviews

    Dec 26th 2017
    WoMAN crate

    So my husband gave me the Bloody Mary "man" crate for Christmas! He knows how much I love a good Bloody Mary! The seasoning, bacon rim shot, and pepperoni straws are the best! I might not be a man but I loved my "woMAN crate!" It was my favorite Christmas gift!!!!

    Dec 25th 2017
    Dad loved it

    Got this for my dad for Christmas and he had a heck of a time getting it open...and it was awesome! He loves bloody Marys so I kept telling him there was a light at the end of the rainbow. Ended up taking him about 20 mins to get it open.

    Alisa Grodsky
    Nov 6th 2017
    Awesome Crate!

    I had such an amazing time just watching the guys trying to get this open. As much fun or more than the gift itself!!!!! The items inside were unusual and fun. Glasses were un necessary. They were light and made the crate itself less impressive. I would go with more pepperoni straws! Great gift!!!!

    Sep 28th 2017
    The first purchase, not the last..

    Just ordered the Bloody Mary crate for my husband's birthday, with duct tape, of course. My husband was definitely puzzled by the package. He had a great time opening everything, and really liked what he found inside. Can't wait to get the NHL (Flyers-when it's back in stock!) and others for him. Will be adding more of my favorite men to the list as well.

    Amber Tippie
    May 3rd 2017
    Absolutely perfect!!

    Got a man crate for my husband for our anniversary and he loved it! We did however receive the wrong one, but customer service was so polite and helpful, she fixed it right away! Thank you for helping me find the perfect gift for my husband! Definitely going to order one again!

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