We Build Awesome Gifts For Men.
We say 'no' to ugly neckties, cologne samplers and executive trinkets. We don't save wrapping paper, we don't do ribbons.
We ship bragworthy gifts for guys. Gifts that you can't wait to arrive because you know the recipient will love opening them.
Gifts that people gather round at the office, people following the sounds of wood being torn from wood by the included, laser-engraved crowbar.
We are Man Crates, and we deliver awesome gifts for men.More About Us | Man Crates Shop
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We stuff our crates with snacks, gadgets, gear and video games. Then we seal them up tight and ship them with a crowbar. Have you ever opened a present with a crowbar? It's pretty awesome. So awesome that all our crates come with a high-five guarantee.
The NATO spec Ammo Can is air tight, waterproof, and virtually indestructible. Even if your gift mistakenly gets shipped to the inside of an active volcano then shot into the middle of the ocean where the government is conducting nuclear test explosions, the contents will be safe and sound.
Whether you're commanding a covert SEALs operation or just dropping your kids off at daycare, you'll always appear to be coolly walking away from an explosion with this bag in hand.
And did we mention the storage space? This bag has more pockets and pouches than a mob of kangaroos wearing cargo shorts.
The Jerkygram Box is the Awesome Guitar Solo of cardboard boxes. Sometimes you know it's coming and sometimes you don't, but either way, the sheer intensity will melt your face off entirely.
The perfect, beefy pick-me-up that he won't put down until there's nothing left.
In our earliest stages, we received calls from customers desiring yet another stage of gift-opening inconvenience. They claimed while the wooden Man Crate caused exhaustion, dehydration, and brokenness of will, it wasn't enough.
Select the Duct Tape Cocoon at checkout, and we'll wrap the entire gift in sticky, silver goodness, so he can experience an extra five to fifteen minutes of bewildered frustration with his truly unforgettable gift.
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When it comes to sending gifts, if you're not happy, we're not happy. We like hearing how our gifts could be even
more awesome, and we love pretending to be embarrassed by customers doling out gratuitous compliments and praises
about how awesome we are.
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