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In The Box
- Bull Head Piñata
- 16 ft. Paracord
- Wheel of Weaponry
- 3 Garlic Jerky Bites
- 3 Root Beer Habanero Jerky Bites
- 3 Black Pepper Jerky Bites
- 3 Whiskey Maple Jerky Bites
- 3 Original Beef Sticks
- 3 Peppered Beef Sticks
- 3 Habanero Beef Sticks
- 3 Bacon Meat Sticks
How It Ships
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The Smashing of the Bull
Piñata Nostalgia /pēnˈyädə näˈstaljə/ - the melancholy yearning in a grown man's soul as he watches a child joyfully dismantle a piñata with the carefree abandon of youth.
Say what you want about little kids--that they don't have jobs, pay rent, or possess adequate bladder control--but those tiny rugrats sure know how to cut loose. Every kids' party we've ever crashed chaperoned has featured a piñata, the world's universal symbol for fun.
Men of all ages and temperaments find piñata pulverization irresistible. You could dangle a piñata of sweets in front of a fasting Gandhi, and even he would give it a few non-violent pokes with his walking stick.
The Jerky Piñata lets any guy get his pummeling fix without ruining yet another neighborhood kid's birthday party. Because the gift's not a hit unless he can beat the fun out of it.
It's What's On The Inside That Counts
Sure, the desire to absolutely demolish a defenseless confetti figurine is childish and irrational, but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. In fact, it becomes even more satisfying when the reward for rough play is a downpour of beef bites.
Not only did we design a bull piñata with a hyper-punchable face, we secretly swapped out the sugary stuffing for a twenty-four piece fiesta mix of fine meat. The perfect swing will give way to a surprise flavor storm of jerky strips and meat sticks.
And to add more flash to the bash, we've included a wheel of fury to determine the weapon of choice. Head-to-head with a head butt? Nunchucks? Only the spinner can decide.
Give some olé to his special day and delight his inner child with a piñata stuffed for a man.
Dec 15th 2017
Sent these to each of my son's and hubby. Laughter and fun all around. Great gift!
Nov 3rd 2017
The gift that keeps giving
Bought this for my brother’s 40th birthday in April. Being a Taurus, I told him he could not smash it to get the jerky out. We found the hole, he ate the jerky and refilled the pinata with candy and regifted to me for my birthday in May! I will refill with something new for him for Christmas and start a new family tradition!
Mar 9th 2017
I sent this to my son in college for his birthday and added the duct tape wrapping. He LOVED IT!!! He said it was the best gift ever! I'm cool again!!! Who knew?! I'm trying to figure out who else I can send it to , so they will also think I'm cool!
Feb 24th 2017
Bought for all the boys to have fun with at Christmas - the video footage of them trying to do this is so priceless, we died laughing. The jerky is unbelievable. The jerky sticks are the best quality jerky I've ever had and all the flavors are pretty cool. This got such incredible feedback from everyone that I'm definitely going to buy this again. Well done - by the way any notes about the spinner: the guys were like whatever and pushed that aside and just let their testosterone lead the way.
Feb 2nd 2017
So much fun
I ordered this for my brother and fiance for Christmas. It was such a fun way to end gifts! We threw the paracord over the garage door rail and improvised for the "weapons" you can use to hit it. They had a blast taking turns swinging at it and it had plenty of jerky in it for them to split. Absolutely would buy it again.