Beard Wrangler Mini Crate
In The Box
- Renegade Beard Shampoo Bar
- Renegade Beard Balm
- Renegade Beard Oil
- Boar-Bristle Beard Brush
- Hand Towel
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
It's Just A Beard...
There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.
But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:
Things Beards Will Not Do:
- Make you utterly irresistible
- Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
- Fell trees with a single stare
- Legally serve as a motorcycle license
Things Beards Will Do:
- Look good sometimes
- Become dry and itchy
- Smell, not necessarily good
- Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
- Wash under waterfalls photogenically
Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene
Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.
Renegade Shave rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.
Handcrafted in the USA with 100% natural organic oils and a satchel of various hippy seeds, Renegade's premium shampoo bar, beard oil, and beard balm will shape any nappy nest into a magnificent, moisturized face mane, sprightly to the nose and supple to the touch.
We've also included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair.
The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.
Apr 16th 2017
A complete hit!
He loved the crate and everything in it. He was totally surprised and thrilled.
Feb 20th 2017
Smells like Man Spirit
Bought this for Valentine's day and he absolutely was head over beard for the whole crate. From the opening of the precious cargo (which, thankfully, was not as easy as I feared) to trying out each item, every part was magical. I love the smell of it as well and can tell that the oil and balm will last quite a long time.
Jan 26th 2017
Mountain Man LOVED it!
I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas who looks like your stereotypical lumberjack. He definitely got a kick out of the packaging but the products inside were perfect. Everything in this kit smells SO good and his beard is the softest ever. Love love love it! :)
Jan 21st 2017
Duck Tape Novelty wasn't worth the money
Loved the products inside, but the crate was definitely not hard to open. Also, the 'diabolical duck tape' was not worth the extra $10. It is one layer of small strips of tape that kept him out of the box for less than 5 seconds. I would have been better off buying a roll of tape and wrapping it up myself. I would order another one if the crate met expectations.
Dec 13th 2016
Hubby loved it
My sister got this for my husband for Christmas. He loved it. I did laugh because he had a bit of a problem getting the crate open, but was well rewarded. He loves the products.