Beard Wrangler Mini Crate

$69.99
13 reviews

In The Box

Renegade Regimen

  • Renegade Beard Shampoo Bar
  • Renegade Beard Balm
  • Renegade Beard Oil

Tangle Tamers

  • Boar-Bristle Beard Brush
  • Hand Towel

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

It's Just A Beard...

There's no denying the beard has become the top face accessory of the twenty-first century. Beards currently sit atop the mythos of masculinity right next to Zeus and Chuck Norris, both of which are only there because of their beards.

But with this widespread reverence for rugged-chic has come a good deal of bad science about the benefits of beard growth. We're here to temper expectations and set the record straight:

Things Beards Will Not Do:

  • Make you utterly irresistible
  • Qualify you as an expert on politics, the economy, philosophy, etc...
  • Fell trees with a single stare
  • Legally serve as a motorcycle license

Things Beards Will Do:

  • Look good sometimes
  • Become dry and itchy
  • Smell, not necessarily good
  • Store crumbs for 'future face-follicle foraging'
  • Wash under waterfalls photogenically

Clean, Sheen, Facial Hygiene

Beards are natural; the most natural conclusion of the male condition. But some beards in their natural state look like a tangled monstrosity that could've been pulled out of a shower drain or coughed up by the neighborhood stray.

Renegade Shave rears even the most unyielding beards into their most presentable, pro-scentable form whilst still preserving the beard's rebellious strength and spirit.

Handcrafted in the USA with 100% natural organic oils and a satchel of various hippy seeds, Renegade's premium shampoo bar, beard oil, and beard balm will shape any nappy nest into a magnificent, moisturized face mane, sprightly to the nose and supple to the touch.

We've also included a shave towel which works for its exact opposite-stated purpose, and a boar-bristled brush that's excels in hair care because it is hair.

The beard doesn't make the man, but it is a literal extension of the man. Give some polish and poise to the furriest of face friends with the Beard Wrangler Mini Crate.

Customer Reviews

    Jonathan Lopez
    Dec 24th 2017
    Fantastic prducts

    I was given this create by my brother and his wife for Christmas, it was great. The best part was opening the create with the crowbar, made the moment that much better. The products however GREAT!!! I have had my fair share of bread products everything from the very expensive stuff to the low end stuff. Nothing comes close. The soap is great makes my bread very clean without much effort, the oil is also good, but my favorite is the beard balm. Haven’t come across anything that nearly as good. I will def be getting all my bread products from you guys. THANK YOU GUYS

    Robyn Torres
    Dec 8th 2017
    LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!

    I bought this for my husband and intended on giving it to him for Christmas. Once it arrived I was so excited I had to give it to him early. Watching his surprise to see a crowbar and wood crate in the box and struggling to open it was the best. He loves the crate and was so surprised to see the products really are premium quality products. I may have to buy another crate to refill his beard products once gone.

    Misty Langston
    Dec 2nd 2017
    Beard Crate

    I bought this for my boyfriend's 37th birthday, the funny part is I had ordered it way early and had it wrapped in duct tape and he had a very hard time opening the gift. He absolutely loved this.

    Nancy
    Nov 16th 2017
    Loved it

    I bought this for my husband's birthday and he loved it. He enjoyed the packaging and the comical cards that were included. We highly recommend this box.

    Stacey
    Apr 16th 2017
    A complete hit!

    He loved the crate and everything in it. He was totally surprised and thrilled.

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