Jerky Heart

$29.99
25 reviews

In The Box

Love At First Bite

  • Classic Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Garlic Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Ghost Pepper Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Habanero Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Black Pepper Jerky, 0.5 oz

Eat Your Heart Out

  • Root Beer Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Root Beer Habanero Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Whiskey Maple Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Honey Bourbon Jerky, 0.5 oz
  • Sesame Ginger Jerky, 0.5 oz

How It Ships

Jerky Heart Shipper
In a super sappy, classic heart-shaped subterfuge of passion and flavor.

  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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    Choose your delivery date at checkout

Story

On Romance

Some have called love a many splendored thing, others a battlefield. We call it confusing.

It's not that we don't get romance; the thrill of being showered by sweet nothings and also actual swoon-inducing gifts and makes total sense. It's just, we don't get anything we find romantic. Truth be told, a tub of bubbles and a pocketful of fancy chocolates doesn't really kickstart the ol' emotion-maker.

But the tides of tender affection are turning, and the male heart can now be cut loose from where it's been hanging high and dry all these years. The romanced man has a new champion in the Jerky Heart.

The Art of Meaty Romance

The Jerky Heart is a wholly-savory, hyper-sensual meat surprise of affection and flavor.

Spring the perfect romantic rouse with a sappy, heart-shaped box suggesting the tiresome chocolates of every year. But upon opening, his humdrum expectations and coarse, emotional exterior will be melted away by a passionate gesture of jerky.

There's no sentiment words can convey that jerky can't, but we'll still print your blush-worthy message of tender affection inside the box--right next to ten knee-weakening flavors of tender beef strips like Sesame Ginger, Ghost Pepper, or Root Beer Habanero.

Put the "man" back in romance with a total heart-sweller that charms him in his most fluent language: savory, seasoned beef jerky!

Customer Reviews

    Shae
    Feb 21st 2017
    PERFECT VALENTINE GIFT

    I order this in January for my partners Valentine. It arrived on Valentine's day, and I am sure he loved it. He even wrote online " a good woman knows a man doesn't need candy, he needs meat"... He definitely liked the idea. I can't wait for him to see the Bday gift I got him from this site.

    Liz
    Feb 15th 2017
    Perfect gift!

    I gave this to my husband for Valentine's Day last night and he LOVED it! He thought it was a really cool and unique gift. He says the jerky is amazing and super tender. I think he even said it's the best jerky he's ever had. I hope I can find more of it somewhere!
    Yes, the packets are kind of small, but they are just the perfect size for a good taste of each flavor. Husband thought they were just the right size.
    Highly recommend, even with the higher shipping costs. It was totally worth it and I'm so glad I took the chance on it!

    Bert V Massey
    Feb 15th 2017
    Where did you get that effing picture

    I just got a Jerky Heart from my wife for Valentine's Day. It's awesome and I have to keep myself from eating it.

    More importantly where the hell did that picture come from inside the heart and where can I get a print of it? It's F*cking outstanding

    Angela Thomas
    Feb 14th 2017
    Absolutely Amazing

    This is the cutest "man" idea. I love it, this company is great! Totally willing to work with you and fix any problems you may have, even if the problem is your fault. Thumbs way way up. Thanks Man Crates.

    Caitlin
    Feb 14th 2017
    Really AWFUL- Never Arrived

    I ordered my husband the Jerky Heart for Valentine's Day. I put in the order on February 2nd. On the evening of February 13th, I received a standard written email saying they ran out of stock. I put my order in 11 days beforehand and they told me the DAY BEFORE that they couldn't fill it. They offered a 20% discount but there was no option to have something delivered on Valentine's. Now I have to scramble to try and find something for tomorrow. Man Crates, I am so disappointed.

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