Cinco De Mayo Gifts

The Mythical Meatador – The Jerky Piñata is not a formidable opponent. It will not charge, buck, or bother in any way. But its destruction and ensuing shower of jerky bites and meat sticks will be oh so satisfying!

Odd Combinations—It was once unthinkable to smear peanut butter over fruit jelly. But thanks to some brave culinary pioneers, men across the country now have a dinner even they can’t screw up. Similarly, we present the Personalized Beer Margarita Crate. You’re welcome.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body – If you find him curled up on the floor in the fetal position after tasting the Premium Hot & Spicy Crate, that's his weakness departing.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

For the man brimming with hot sauce hubris, put the fiercest peppers on the planet in his hands and let him fix up his own fate with the Personalized Hot Sauce Making Kit. 

Snack Down, Smack Down - In the chocolate-covered battle between pretzels, cookie chunks and crispy cereal bits, everyone wins. Man Chow presents a satisfying, gourmet twist on the classic American snack that just can’t be beat.

Double the Suds - After months of rigorous and delicious testing, we’re delighted to add “showering” to the list of activities that get way better when you add beer. Next step: everything else.

Exotic Summer Sausage Crate - Some men are suckers for spice. They’d tell you so themselves if they could stop fanning their mouths long enough to get words out. The Spicy Jerky Ammo Can is the perfect way to torture and tantalize any man’s tongue. In a good way.

The Mythical Fountain of Booze – The legend proclaims "a magnificent pool overfloweth with brew, where flavors turneth over with every ripple. Whoever fills his Personalized Growler will revel in eternal refreshment, and also, all his friends will be super jelly.”

If The Beer's A-Bubblin'... – ...the crowds will be doublin'? ...then life can't be troublin'? ...prepare for the guzzlin'? Brew 5 gallons of your own high-quality IPA in your kitchen with the Home Brewed Kit (5 gal), and while you do, we'll come up with a new brewing phrase that will rhyme with a little less strugglin'...

The Real Canned Meat – If canned tuna is your only connotation for the phrase "meat in a can," then you're doing life all wrong. The Premium Jerky Ammo Can packs a flavor fiesta of jerky and snacks into an awesome, indestructible ammo can.

Lend Your Tastebuds to Science — What good is tossing Hail Mary satellites into the infinite corners of space when we’ve yet to fully examine all the flavors of our home planet? The Exotic Meats Jerkygram is the exploratory appetizer for tasting the strangest of critters. For science, of course.