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Personalized Guitar

$299.99
2 reviews
The Personalized Guitar is the socially acceptable way to be your fully emotional self in public. Laser-etched, electric/acoustic, and comes with all the feels!

Personalized Guitar product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you
1 million shipped

About This Gift

Personalized Guitar ships in a cardboard box.
  1. How it ships

    In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

Rock N' Revolt (Fight the Robot Uprising)

The times, oh the times they are a changin'And music now ain't what it used to beThat sweet sound of old guitars a-twangin'Replaced with robot sounds: boop-boop-beep-beep

Some call this the robot revolutionFirst music; then the cyborgs claim our soulsAnd while it sounds a far-fetched delu-u-sion,Our only hope is playing rock n' roll

Chorus 1

So, play guitar, oh young and oldResist the evil android overlordsGive this laser-etched guitar as a gift to those you loveThe freedom of the world rests in its chords.

This guitar is electric and acousticWhich means it makes loud sounds, and soft ones tooThe simple, built-in tuner guides the musicSo if it still sounds weird, well that's on you.

We know learning a new skill can be concerningEspecially with humanity at stakeClip a phone onto the neck for easy learningAnd pick those six steel strings until they break

Chorus 2

So, play guitar, oh brave and freeThose robo-tyrants will be vaporizedTheir zeroes and ones, won't enslave us after all…Did we mention this guitar was personalized…Did we mention this guitar was personalized!!!

Each and every Personalized Guitar comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:

Our Lasers Take Time

Personalized items require 2 days of processing time.

Campfire Guitar

  • Personalized Etching
  • Full-Size, Dreadnought Body
  • Built-In Tuner
  • High Clarity Pick-Up with Input Jack
  • Rosewood Fretboard

Music Makers

  • Griffin Guitar Sidekick
  • Guitar Pick, Tortoise Shell .46mm

All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.

  • How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?

    Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.

    In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:

    If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.

    If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.

    NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.

  • I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?

    Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!

    When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.

    Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!

Families
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!

Real Customer Reviews

    COOL KAT
    Nov 29th 2016
    personalized guitar

    Yes, Awesome!

    I would like this in a double-cut-out design, with awesome colors! A triple-pickup lead guitar! Make CUSTOM COLOR AND CUT!!!!!!!!!!
    KEEP UP the SUPER-AWESOME, AND HAPPIEST HOLIDAYS !!!!!!!

    Harry
    Jan 4th 2017
    Great Guitar

    Got it for a good friend, and he's currently ROCKING OUT WITH IT!!!

Watchmaking kit
About Man Crates
Our Mission

Giving gifts should be exciting, not just a formality.

Man Crates is building a world where it’s fun and easy to find unique, meaningful gifts for all the men in your life.

We go the extra mile to curate high-quality gifts for all kinds of guys, so you can feel confident you’ve found his perfect gift, no matter who he is.

Because your gift to him should be as special as he is to you.

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