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Personalized Guitar
Personalized Guitar product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.
I don't believe you
About This Gift
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How it ships
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!
Rock N' Revolt (Fight the Robot Uprising)
The times, oh the times they are a changin'And music now ain't what it used to beThat sweet sound of old guitars a-twangin'Replaced with robot sounds: boop-boop-beep-beep
Some call this the robot revolutionFirst music; then the cyborgs claim our soulsAnd while it sounds a far-fetched delu-u-sion,Our only hope is playing rock n' roll
Chorus 1
So, play guitar, oh young and oldResist the evil android overlordsGive this laser-etched guitar as a gift to those you loveThe freedom of the world rests in its chords.
This guitar is electric and acousticWhich means it makes loud sounds, and soft ones tooThe simple, built-in tuner guides the musicSo if it still sounds weird, well that's on you.
We know learning a new skill can be concerningEspecially with humanity at stakeClip a phone onto the neck for easy learningAnd pick those six steel strings until they break
Chorus 2
So, play guitar, oh brave and freeThose robo-tyrants will be vaporizedTheir zeroes and ones, won't enslave us after all…Did we mention this guitar was personalized…Did we mention this guitar was personalized!!!
Each and every Personalized Guitar comes hand-packed with these items curated by our team:
Our Lasers Take Time
Personalized items require 2 days of processing time.
Campfire Guitar
- Personalized Etching
- Full-Size, Dreadnought Body
- Built-In Tuner
- High Clarity Pick-Up with Input Jack
- Rosewood Fretboard
Music Makers
- Griffin Guitar Sidekick
- Guitar Pick, Tortoise Shell .46mm
All orders placed before 3pm local time will ship the same day.
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How do I know if my gift will arrive in time for the big day?
Great question. When checking out, you can select your gift’s guaranteed arrival date. We’ll show you all the shipping options and costs, and you can select which one works best.
In general, we abide by the Rule of Three:
If you’re order is placed before 3pm local time, we’ll ship it out that same business day.
If your order is placed after the 3pm cutoff, well, all hope is lost…kidding! We’ll have your gift out first thing the next business day.
NOTE: Any gifts with personalized items will require an extra 1-2 business days so we can manufacture it to perfection.
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I’d like to surprise him. Could you deliver his gift on a specific day? Pretty please?
Well, since you asked so nicely...of course!
When choosing shipping options in checkout, you can also select a later delivery date. We’ll keep his gift safe and sound in our warehouse until it’s time to send it.
Pro-Tip: You can choose delivery dates well into the future, so you could select and schedule all your important gifts for the rest of the year. How clever and responsible of you!
Not only was I excited to send it, but he was thrilled to receive it!
Real Customer Reviews
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Nov 29th 2016
personalized guitar
Yes, Awesome!
I would like this in a double-cut-out design, with awesome colors! A triple-pickup lead guitar! Make CUSTOM COLOR AND CUT!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP UP the SUPER-AWESOME, AND HAPPIEST HOLIDAYS !!!!!!! -
Jan 4th 2017
Great Guitar
Got it for a good friend, and he's currently ROCKING OUT WITH IT!!!
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