On The Water Pack
On The Water Pack product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.I don't believe you
In The Box
- Dry bag with cooler insert
- Micro towel
- Floating sunglasses
- Waterproof bluetooth speaker
- Waterproof phone sleeve
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
Don't Stress the Wetness
A wise merman once said, "Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." But when it comes to prized possessions that could potentially sink, short-circuit, or run in the wash, wetness can be the essence of ruin.
Though water is the life force that powers our bodies, boats, and backyard pools, a rogue wave can sink a vacation like a set of keys sinking to the bottom of a lake. But there's hope for those seeking sanctuary from the surprise splash attack.
From cannonballs to kayaking, paddleboards to puddle-splashing, the On the Water Pack helps any aqua-adventurer wade through water without shorting their circuits or soaking their stuff.
Come Hell or High Water
When it comes to keeping valuables unwet and afloat, we've got it in the bag. The Kawartha Dry Bag and Cooler Insert is a roll-top, 500D PVC dry bag that keeps 25 liters of gear dry and beer cold in every H2O activity.
The FRESHeTECH all-terrain bluetooth speaker will keep the beats blasting on the beach or boat. This rugged, outdoor speaker is waterproof, floats, and can clip or suction onto anything that can handle one pound and fourteen hours of non-stop jams.
No Splash Zone
Consider Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea, a cautionary tale of an old fisherman who drops his phone in the water and now must spend the next day wrestling over warranties at the genius bar. This will never happen with protection from Kikkerland's waterproof phone sleeve.
And any water warrior can look chill while they chill with Waves unsinkable sunglasses—100% UVA and UVB protection and 100% rad. And speaking of impressive numbers, the Waves micro towel dries faster than a normal towel and takes up 78% less space when folded.
The On the Water Pack brings the waterproof protection and non-stop party to any lazy/crazy day on the lake.
Feb 22nd 2019
Best gift ever for the price!
I sent this "crate" (in a box as stated in the description) to my fiance for Valentine's Day right before we left for a magical vacation which included, you guessed it, water! He freaked! He thanked me over and over again, and that was before he actually got to use the stuff. Turns out the towel is amazing (I have to get me one of those), the speaker works great, the sunglasses really float, and the waterproof pouch is actually waterproof! And best of all, he had a waterproof bag and cooler at a place where everyone else was scrambling to buy them on the beach at obscene extortion rates. Great gift!
P.S. I actually read the first review and priced out the individual items and could not come anywhere close to this price and quality combination.
Jul 7th 2018
He Loved It!
Gave this to my Nephew for his birthday. He absolutely Loved It! He was ok with receiving this one in a box because, the contents were Amazing!
Apr 30th 2019
The items in this gift were great. But it was quite disappointing that the gift didn't come in a crate. When purchasing from "MANcrates" all gifts should come in a funny way not just a cardboard box.
Man Crates Response: Hey there,
Thanks for your feedback, we're sorry to hear you were disappointed in your order! While we love sealing up great gifts inside wooden crates, we understand that not every recipient appreciates the sweat and struggle that can go into liberating them. That’s why we’ve added a variety of items to our spread that ship out in other ways. Your gift could arrive in one of a few forms depending which item(s) you order, and if you’d like that gift wrapped in our Diabolical Duct Tape Cocoon.
If you’re in the market for our namesake crates, keep an eye out for anything on our site that has “Crate” in the title. We’ve included a photo on each Product Description Page as well as just inside your Shopping Cart, letting you know this item is a crated one, and that it comes with one of our Man Crates crowbars.
We do our best to let you know how the item is shipping by showing a photo on the product’s page and in your cart of how the item ships. We also let you know how the item is packaged in the product description itself.
That being said, we're happy to work with you to make this right by offering a discount or to arrange a cost free and hassle free return pick-up at the location of your choice if you just want a full refund. Give us a call at 866-902-7260 and we'll do our best to make you happy, thanks!
-Team Man Crates
Apr 26th 2018
My daughter and I were so excited to see our husband’s face when he opened his man crate. We’ve heard the commercials on the radio and planned his birthday gift accordingly. We were pretty disappointed to open a plain box with all items wrapped in airtight plastic baggies. It kind of took away from the “man crate” experience we imagined. We paid for a higher end gift but received something that could have come from an amazon purchase. No love lost, we will be sure to read all product details more carefully before ordering.