On the Water Pack

On the Water Pack product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

Water Wares

  • Dry bag with cooler insert
  • Micro towel
  • Floating sunglasses

Electronic Waves

  • Waterproof bluetooth speaker
  • Waterproof phone sleeve

How It Ships

Plain Box
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style...told you it was awesome!

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    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Don't Stress the Wetness

A wise merman once said, "Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." But when it comes to prized possessions that could potentially sink, short-circuit, or run in the wash, wetness can be the essence of ruin.

Though water is the life force that powers our bodies, boats, and backyard pools, a rogue wave can sink a vacation like a set of keys sinking to the bottom of a lake. But there's hope for those seeking sanctuary from the surprise splash attack.

From cannonballs to kayaking, paddleboards to puddle-splashing, the On the Water Pack helps any aqua-adventurer wade through water without shorting their circuits or soaking their stuff.

Come Hell or High Water

When it comes to keeping valuables unwet and afloat, we've got it in the bag. The Kawartha Dry Bag and Cooler Insert is a roll-top, 500D PVC dry bag that keeps 25 liters of gear dry and beer cold in every H2O activity.

The FRESHeTECH all-terrain bluetooth speaker will keep the beats blasting on the beach or boat. This rugged, outdoor speaker is waterproof, floats, and can clip or suction onto anything that can handle one pound and fourteen hours of non-stop jams.

No Splash Zone

Consider Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea, a cautionary tale of an old fisherman who drops his phone in the water and now must spend the next day wrestling over warranties at the genius bar. This will never happen with protection from Kikkerland's waterproof phone sleeve.

And any water warrior can look chill while they chill with Waves unsinkable sunglasses—100% UVA and UVB protection and 100% rad. And speaking of impressive numbers, the Waves micro towel dries faster than a normal towel and takes up 78% less space when folded.

The On the Water Pack brings the waterproof protection and non-stop party to any lazy/crazy day on the lake.

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