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Carnivorous Plants Crate

$49.99
Carnivorous Plants Crate product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

Deadly Dionaea muscipula

  • Venus Flytrap Seeds
  • Carnivorous Plant Soil, 1 qt
  • Peat Moss Sphagnum, 1 qt

Gardening Goodies

  • 6" Plastic Grower Pot
  • 7.5" Plastic Grower Saucer

How It Ships

Crate gifts are shipped in a Man Crates cardboard shipper box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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    Some shipping restrictions apply
  • Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

Men Are from Mars, Flytraps Are from Venus

The sad truth is pets aren’t for everyone. Some of us have strict lease agreements. And some of us have, despite our best efforts, sent every goldfish we’ve ever owned to “live on a farm upstate.”

For men with either a fatal pet allergy or a green thumb, we present the bulldog of the plant world: the Venus flytrap. Sure, it’s technically a flower, but it enjoys a nice meaty dinner just as much as the next guy, and will remain ever vigilant in defending his home against unwanted intruders. And by intruders we mean insects.

Crate Training Made Easy

We’ve included a 6” pot to house the critters, and all the seeds, soil and peatmoss he’ll need to grow his own batch of botanical buddies. Don’t be intimidated, they still need to be watered way less frequently than a goldfish does.

The Carnivorous Plants Crate is the perfect way to give him a carnivorous companion, without the hassle of constantly replacing his chewed up slippers.

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