Storied Sunrise Cocktail Crate


When will it arrive?

Storied Sunrise Cocktail Crate product has been discontinued

Alas, it is no more.

Why is this discontinued?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.

I don't believe you

In The Box

  • Smokin' Mary Bloody Mary Mix, 750 ml
  • Bloody Mary Cocktail Nuts, 6 oz
  • Pickled Red Pepper Green Beans, 16 oz
  • 2 Personalized Mason Jar Glasses, 16 oz
  • The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway, Hardcover
  • Crowbar
  • Crate
  • NOTE: Personalized items require 48 hours of processing time.

    How It Ships

    Zombie Gifts ship sealed inside a wooden crate within a cardboard shipping box.
    In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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    Sunrising to the Occasion

    Karaoke Night. Ladies' Night. All-You-Can-Guzzle Flaming Volcano Bowl Night. There are more evening cocktail occasions than you can shake a swizzle stick at. But one rather mundane morning we got to thinking, why should nighttime have all the fun?

    When the plan is to wake and slake with an a.m.-friendly libation, it's best to follow in the staggery footsteps of writer/drinker Ernest Hemingway. The literary legend actually helped popularize the Bloody Mary in the 1920s, giving the world a buzzy brunch beverage that is unequivocally more refreshing when the sun is shining.

    The Storied Sunrise Cocktail Crate is the ultimate homage to "Papa," pairing a smoke-infused Bloody Mary mix with a copy of his debut novel, The Sun Also Rises. Mornings for the thinking and drinking man are about to get a lot brighter. Take that, moon.

    Proper Reading and Drinking Materials

  • Considered one of Hemingway's best novels, The Sun Also Rises is a poignant tale about the meaning of life. Except for the knock-knock joke on page 47.
  • Make it personal with a set of 2 laser-engraved mason jars that are almost as thick as the book.
  • Smokin' Mary Bloody Mary Mix is made for foodies by foodies. Because a well-made Bloody is practically a meal in itself.
  • Celery sticks are for, well, we're really not sure. But the Foster's Pickled Green Beans we've included will garnish the heck of his cocktail.
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