Secret Stash Folding Knife

If it's a book you're certain he wants, then maybe. But if it's a book you just think he'll like, there are cheaper ways to prop up a table. It's a celebration, not a summer reading list.

We've concocted a brilliant ruse that plays on humanity's widespread discomfort with the extremely longform written word. The Secret Stash Folding Knife takes him from dustjacket disappointment to actual lived adventures with the simple turn of a page.

The Point of the Story

We've been told to judge a book not by its cover, but by the contents of its pages. Well, these pages conceal a Kershaw folding knife, so it's basically an instant literary classic.

Housed within the pages itself is a sleek 3.25" SpeedSafe Kershaw Freefall folding knife. This knife features a flipper, liner lock, and lanyard loop and flaunts a modified tanto, hollow-ground stainless steel blade.

Best of all, the book can be re-used as a "security-by-obscurity" safety-deposit book.

Too Good To Be True

To up the outrage factor before the big reveal, we've created some phoney dust jackets that will raise far more questions than answers. Choose which of these three terrible books he'll have to awkwardly pretend to enjoy receiving:

• Vampire Desires, a gripping romance-fantasy adventure of immortal love, loss, and lust;
• Have You Seen My Keys, the latest installment of the unacclaimed and unrequested Sherluck Holmes mystery series
• How to Hide Your Stuff, a simpleton's conspiracy theory/self-help book from the paranoid mind of one Jedd Dangus

And if he has concerns about displaying any of these on his bookshelf, we've printed Plan B directly onto the spine of the book. He can remove the dust jacket and hide in plain sight the inconspicuous book, Biting Your Neighbor's Horse: and other confusing euphemisms.

The Secret Stash Folding Knife is an unforgettable gift of surprise and safekeeping.