Outdoor Survival Crate
Outdoor Survival Crate product has been discontinued
Alas, it is no more.
Why is this discontinued?
Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, was throwing a rollerskating disco inferno in our warehouse last night and decided to invent pocket-sized Man Crates by cutting into eighths our entire supply of Snack Sensei Crates.I don't believe you
In The Box
- GSI Halulite Minimalist 1-person Cookset
- Multi-tool with Carrying Bag
- Shovel, Saw, Pickaxe, Hammer, Hatchet Heads
- Built-in Compass
- FM21-76 Army Survival Field Manual
- Paracord Knife with Firestarter
- Paracord, 50 ft
- Emergency Blanket & Glow Sticks
- Pemmican Meal Bar
- Beef Jerky
How It Ships
- Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
- Choose your delivery date at checkout
The Call of the Wild
You heard it, and your instincts told you it must be answered. The last bar on your cell phone disappears as you drive into the foothills, all of your worries far behind in the rearview mirror. Miles from civilization, not even your cornflower-blue-shirt-wearing boss Tad can encroach on your weekend. You're off the grid.
The untamed wilderness is your proving ground. After all, there's no greater challenge than that of Man against the Elements.
The Great Outdoors
It's just you and an overgrown hinterland seething with insects and wild animals - just the way you like it. With only a few hours of daylight left, you set out in search of a suitable campsite.
Paul Bunyan had an axe and an ox, but you have a 5-in-1 multi-tool. You wield it with the strength and precision of a grizzled mountaineer. At this rate, it's only a matter of time before you trade in your sleeping bag for a log cabin, but you need to set up camp before something mistakes you for dinner.
You're a descendant of Man, and Man discovered fire. Yours is crackling merrily in no time with a few strikes of your firestarter. The camp is your domain - would-be predators keep their distance, and the chill leaves your bones.
Survival of the Fittest
In the morning, you boil water and whip up some hard-earned hot grub while consulting your dog-eared copy of the Army Field Manual. With luck, the only hairy situation you'll have is the prodigious beard that will inevitably sprout during your walkabout, but it helps to have the backup. Channeling John Wayne with a little cowboy coffee, you toast your first night of survival. Nature, 0. You, 1.
You feel invigorated. You make short work of striking camp, and take your bearings. If you end up in a staring contest with a mountain lion, you'll be ready. It's going to be a good weekend.
Jan 7th 2019
Bug out bag
Received this as a Christmas gift and loved it. I'm in the process of building a bug out survival bag and this was the perfect addition to completing that. I'm ready to bug out. Thanks
Aug 9th 2018
I got this for my hubby! And he couldn’t believe it! It was a hit! And I got it on video too. I had fun just watching him trying to open the crate!
Jun 23rd 2018
I just retired and got this from my daughter-in-law for fathers day. perfect for everything I enjoy doing. Much thanks
Jun 18th 2018
Amazing Father's Day Gift!!!
My hubby loved his Father's day gift!!!
Jun 16th 2018
He LOVED it!!
I got this for my fiancé as a surprise gift to use on his “bachelor party” white water rafting trip. It is perfect!! Love this company so much, it is genius.