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Moo-ry Christmas!

Santa Cow is comin’ to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days ’til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?

Hook your guy up with nearly a month’s worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom ‘Santa Cow’ artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!

Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!

Jerky Advent Calendar - Ho-Ho-Holy Cow

$89.99
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In the Box

Man Crates Exclusive Advent Calendar
  • Filled with 25 Beef Jerky Bits (0.25 oz each):
    • 3 Dave's Pepperoni Pork Sticks
    • 3 Dave's Wine Pork Sticks
    • 3 Dave's Orange Habanero Pork Sticks 
    • 2 Dave's Honey Bourbon Formed Beef Bit
    • 2 Dave's Rootbeer Formed Beef Bits
    • 3 Dave's Sesame Ginger Formed Beef Bits
    • 3 Grayson's Cajun Beef Sticks
    • 3 Grayson's Teriyaki Beef Sticks
    • 3 Grayson's Habanero BBQ Beef Sticks
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Make sure to add our Diabolical Duct Tape Cocoon wrapping experience at Checkout for even more fun! 

How It Ships

Jerky Advent Calendar ships in a cardboard box.
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout
  • Note: This product can only ship to US territories.
    Note: This product can only ship to US territories.

Story

Moo-ry Christmas!

Santa Cow is comin’ to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days ’til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?

Hook your guy up with nearly a month’s worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom ‘Santa Cow’ artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!

Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!

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