A cornucopia of man fuel
What happened to us, men? Somewhere along the line, we lost a part of ourselves. We started manscaping, our jeans got skinny, and we began ordering light beers at bars. We cashed in our masculinity for sensitivity, traded steaks for salads, and let our hands get soft when we exchanged keyboards for tools.
But we didn’t truly give up hope until we let it become acceptable to give a man a wicker gift basket, wrapped in cellophane and filled with all sorts of fragrant smelling lotions and soaps and tiny jars of fruit preserves and fancy chocolates.
No more. We’re taking a stand, and that stand is in the shape of a wooden crate jam-packed with stuff guys actually want. That means delicious and awesome snacks and none of that ridiculous fake fluffy sawdust stuff.
When you order a Man Crate, we pack it up with pride, seal it shut, and ship it off to its new home with a crowbar—because opening something should require a tool, not a double-click. We’re pretty sure the only way we could make these more masculine is if we air dropped them with a special operations team that kicked your front door down and delivered them into your living room (and we’re working on that).
So fellas: ship your buddy a Man Crate, and remind him that when he holds the line against the onslaught of lightly-scented, pastel-colored, wicker basket emasculinization, he’s not standing alone.
And ladies: send the man in your life a Man Crate and show him that you believe in the hairy-chested, bear-fighting superhombre that still lurks in his heart.
- Authentic Man Crate
- Man Crate Crowbar
- Nutter Butter cookies
- Chips Ahoy cookies
- Theater Box of Starbursts
- Peanuts in the Shell
- Pringles Potato Chips
- Nature Valley Granola Bar
- Premium Popcorn
- Corn Nuts
- Rice Krispy Treats bar
- Sunflower seeds
- Hot Tamales spicy cinnamon candies
- Cracker Jack box
- Huge box of Crunch & Munch
- Wicker baskets
- Cellophane wrapping
- Instructions. Did we mention that these crates are for guys?
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Posted by T on 04/15/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
He loved this surprise!!
Perfect gift for a co-worker
Posted by Darla on 04/8/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
You can't go wrong with the snack pack! Everyone in the office was grabbing through everything to pick a snack. And true to form...the crate was a bit difficult to open which just made it more fun!
Posted by Stacey on 03/20/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I ordered this for my husband for our anniversary so that he can open it at work and make his co-workers jealous! He loved it! I ordered the duct tape cocoon, which he thought was awesome and was labeled perfect (as requested)! I am super happy with the order, the packaging and the product. He loves the crate and is already hinting at others that he wants and now his friends are trying to hint to their spouses that they want one too! It's great to be an awesome wife! Thanks ManCrate!
Posted by Kristi on 03/10/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
This was a gift for My Big Brother and he is very hard to buy for! It got there before his Birthday and he was so happy that he and his wife bith sent me pictures of the crate and my Brothers happy face! He Told me that it "Made His Birthday". This is my 2nd order with Man crates and for Men....It is Unbeatable! Best Service, Quality products, and Good Prices!
Unique Gift Idea!
Posted by Katlin on 02/20/2014 ( The Snack Pack 4 stars)
I wanted to get my husband your HOT sauces but that crate was out of stock, but I still had to see the look on his face having to open a crate with a pry bar and cutting his way through the diabolical duct-tape wrapped box. Expensive but worth it!
Valentine's Day Hit
Posted by Cindy Warriner on 02/20/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
Sent the crate to my husband for Valentine's Day. He was working so I made sure that he would get it at the firehouse (he is a fireman). When the box arrived his co-workers asked who he has made angry since it looked like a bomb.
The gift was perfect - my husband is always amazed at what I find as gifts from him, and this was one of the great ones.
Posted by Jaime White on 02/10/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I ordered snack pack man crates for the male volunteers at a charity event I put on every year. They were a major hit and the women were jealous there wasn't a similar product for them! This is the third time I've ordered man crates and am always looking for an excuse to order the next one. Every man I've ordered one for has absolutely loved it!
Lots of Fun
Posted by Cynthia on 02/3/2014 ( The Snack Pack 4 stars)
Purchased this for my nephew, who is 18. I thought it was really cute, but he didn't seem too impressed. However, he's going through his sullen phase so he doesn't seem to be too impressed with anything right now. :-)
Posted by Matt on 01/22/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
The Snack Pack was a hit!
My brother in-law loved the contents and the packaging. He had a knife so he got through the duct tape quite easily. However, it was fun to watch him struggle a little with the crate!
Snack Pack of awesomeness
Posted by Unknown on 01/19/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
All the crates and products are amazing! I have bought several crates and ammo can combos as gifts and have never been disappointed! I have only got the best of feedback from the recipients. All the men in my family (and my husbands) get man crates for all the holidays. You guys are awesome!!!
My Husband Did the Dishes!
Posted by Nicole on 01/14/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
We received a Man Crate at work from one of our accounts. I thought it was the coolest thing and something my husband would love. I ordered it on a Tuesday on my lunch hour. It arrived to my husbands works by Thursday at noon. He works at a car dealership so all the co-workers were super envious (once they figured out what it was and how to open it, ha ha). They went to the website to check out all of the other products. My husband shared his Man Crate on fb and I had 10 of my friends told me they went to the website to check out the other options and are planning on sending a Crate to their man! My husband came home from work all excited about his Crate, he even did all the dishes for me (pots and pans too!
What a fun gift
Posted by BA Todd on 12/28/2013 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
It was a bit of a challange to open but then we are not so strong seniors. A couple of hits with a hammer on the crowbar took care of that. It is such a unique idea. When you become old-as-dirt, you don't need another darn thing to clutter up the house or something to wear. This is the perfect gift for male seniors. I plan on ordering for his birthday.
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