A cornucopia of man fuel
What happened to us, men? Somewhere along the line, we lost a part of ourselves. We started manscaping, our jeans got skinny, and we began ordering light beers at bars. We cashed in our masculinity for sensitivity, traded steaks for salads, and let our hands get soft when we exchanged keyboards for tools.
But we didn’t truly give up hope until we let it become acceptable to give a man a wicker gift basket, wrapped in cellophane and filled with all sorts of fragrant smelling lotions and soaps and tiny jars of fruit preserves and fancy chocolates.
No more. We’re taking a stand, and that stand is in the shape of a wooden crate jam-packed with stuff guys actually want. That means delicious and awesome snacks and none of that ridiculous fake fluffy sawdust stuff.
When you order a Man Crate, we pack it up with pride, seal it shut, and ship it off to its new home with a crowbar—because opening something should require a tool, not a double-click. We’re pretty sure the only way we could make these more masculine is if we air dropped them with a special operations team that kicked your front door down and delivered them into your living room (and we’re working on that).
So fellas: ship your buddy a Man Crate, and remind him that when he holds the line against the onslaught of lightly-scented, pastel-colored, wicker basket emasculinization, he’s not standing alone.
And ladies: send the man in your life a Man Crate and show him that you believe in the hairy-chested, bear-fighting superhombre that still lurks in his heart.
- Authentic Man Crate
- Man Crate Crowbar
- Nutter Butter cookies
- Chips Ahoy cookies
- Theater Box of Starbursts
- Peanuts in the Shell
- Pringles Potato Chips
- Nature Valley Granola Bar
- Premium Popcorn
- Corn Nuts
- Rice Krispy Treats bar
- Sunflower seeds
- Hot Tamales spicy cinnamon candies
- Cracker Jack box
- Huge box of Crunch & Munch
- Wicker baskets
- Cellophane wrapping
- Instructions. Did we mention that these crates are for guys?
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Posted by Laurie Stuckey on 08/30/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
So far my husband really likes the crate. He has already eaten the corn nuts and the popcorn. We enjoyed the popcorn together. The crate was a big hit after he removed the duct tape. He was shaking his head and laughing. We are thinking about it as a gift for my Father 'n Law in December.
Posted by Margaret on 08/26/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
Uniqueness of gift was appreciated and the snacks too. The only downside is that the crate was really tightly sealed and took an additional tool to open.
Perfect for the guy who has everything
Posted by Nancy on 08/20/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I live out of state, and am always struggling with a good idea for a gift for my Dad in a nursing home. He has all the socks he needs, you know? These "manly" snacks are right up his alley, and there's enough to share. It was well-received. I'll do it again for sure.
Just the Right Size
Posted by Maria on 08/18/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
Since I live out of sate now, I'm always on the lookout for a little something different to send to mom and dad for their birthdays. Man Crates had the perfect solution for dad this year. He was amused by the packaging and said the seal was challenging and he had to use the pry bar to get it open - "not nailed shut, but glued well enough that no one was getting into that crate but me!" He said it was like a clown car - the more snacks he took out, the more he found and "they are the perfect size for snacking" while he watches the game or a race. He went on to name all the contents and mom sent me pictures. After getting the Coffee Ammo can for my hubby, I was confident a crate would be high quality, but the special touches hightened his overall experience. Thanks for the quick delivery and putting a smile on Dad's face. Are there plans for a NASCAR crate?
Not a Flower kind of Man
Posted by Teresa Bobo on 08/13/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
What do you get for a former Military man in the hospital? Not flowers. Not a fruit basket. That's when my search began for a Manly Man gift. I purchased the snack Pack for my son-in-law. He recently needed to be hospitalized due to a severe reaction to Radiation treatment for Melanoma Cancer. I was really happy to have found Man Crate. My daughter still can't figure out how so many snacks can fit in the "Crate". Thanks so much for the great service and quick delivery. What an awesome experience.
Great Anniversary Gift
Posted by Chelsea on 07/24/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I was at a loss at what to get my husband for our anniversary and i came across this website. He loved it! This is such an awesome idea! It came on time and was the perfect gift.
Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever!!
Posted by Cathy on 06/30/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
You guys saved my anniversary! All good wives know the true way to a man’s heart, is through his stomach. Thank you so much for this magnificent idea of man crates for the special man in my life.
Posted by Julie Groat on 06/27/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I ordered this for a friend who was going camping for his birthday. I was actually there when he opened it. It was the coolest thing! I was really amazed at how much stuff fit into the crate (nicely packed). Crow bar, the crate, everything was just the coolest! It made for a great gift. This is the second snack pack crate I have ordered, but the first time I got to see it in person. Would highly recommend!!!
Best gift ever!
Posted by Paul Nichols on 06/24/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
My wife and kids got me this crate for Father's Day. No better gift than one that you need a tool to open and then have it full of awesome snacks. Keep the crates coming. An awesome gift idea and can't wait to buy some of these for family and friends for the holidays.
Posted by Kimmy on 06/18/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
my Dad absolutely LOVED his man crate...
he was so proud of the fact that he crow-barred it open in under a minute! his Snack Pack crate arrived just in time for the Stanley Cup Final, where he proceeded to feed his face while cheering on the Kings! Dad said it was "like a clown car!" "I just kept pulling snack after snack out of the box!" it was the perfect Father's Day gift! needless to say, he mowed his crate and I know what I will be getting him for his birthday this year...
Father's Day Gift
Posted by Nichelle on 06/18/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
My dad loved this. He just kept commenting on how much stuff was inside the crate and how great everything tasted. Good job guys.
Snack Pack and Dad
Posted by Sharon Estes on 06/17/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I got my dad the Snack Pack. He was blown away by the man crate, he loves boxes so this is another one for his collection! He had the best time getting it open and exploring the contents. It was one of the best gifts he's ever received. He's told everyone he speaks to about it. More new customers coming your way i'm sure!
Awesome, awesome, awesome. Man Crates are full of awesomeness
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