A cornucopia of man fuel
What happened to us, men? Somewhere along the line, we lost a part of ourselves. We started manscaping, our jeans got skinny, and we began ordering light beers at bars. We cashed in our masculinity for sensitivity, traded steaks for salads, and let our hands get soft when we exchanged keyboards for tools.
But we didn’t truly give up hope until we let it become acceptable to give a man a wicker gift basket, wrapped in cellophane and filled with all sorts of fragrant smelling lotions and soaps and tiny jars of fruit preserves and fancy chocolates.
No more. We’re taking a stand, and that stand is in the shape of a wooden crate jam-packed with stuff guys actually want. That means delicious and awesome snacks and none of that ridiculous fake fluffy sawdust stuff.
When you order a Man Crate, we pack it up with pride, seal it shut, and ship it off to its new home with a crowbar—because opening something should require a tool, not a double-click. We’re pretty sure the only way we could make these more masculine is if we air dropped them with a special operations team that kicked your front door down and delivered them into your living room (and we’re working on that).
So fellas: ship your buddy a Man Crate, and remind him that when he holds the line against the onslaught of lightly-scented, pastel-colored, wicker basket emasculinization, he’s not standing alone.
And ladies: send the man in your life a Man Crate and show him that you believe in the hairy-chested, bear-fighting superhombre that still lurks in his heart.
- Authentic Man Crate
- Man Crate Crowbar
- Nutter Butter cookies
- Chips Ahoy cookies
- Theater Box of Starbursts
- Peanuts in the Shell
- Pringles Potato Chips
- Nature Valley Granola Bar
- Premium Popcorn
- Corn Nuts
- Rice Krispy Treats bar
- Sunflower seeds
- Hot Tamales spicy cinnamon candies
- Cracker Jack box
- Huge box of Crunch & Munch
- Wicker baskets
- Cellophane wrapping
- Instructions. Did we mention that these crates are for guys?
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Great Anniversary Gift
Posted by Chelsea on 07/24/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I was at a loss at what to get my husband for our anniversary and i came across this website. He loved it! This is such an awesome idea! It came on time and was the perfect gift.
Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever!!
Posted by Cathy on 06/30/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
You guys saved my anniversary! All good wives know the true way to a man’s heart, is through his stomach. Thank you so much for this magnificent idea of man crates for the special man in my life.
Posted by Julie Groat on 06/27/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I ordered this for a friend who was going camping for his birthday. I was actually there when he opened it. It was the coolest thing! I was really amazed at how much stuff fit into the crate (nicely packed). Crow bar, the crate, everything was just the coolest! It made for a great gift. This is the second snack pack crate I have ordered, but the first time I got to see it in person. Would highly recommend!!!
Best gift ever!
Posted by Paul Nichols on 06/24/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
My wife and kids got me this crate for Father's Day. No better gift than one that you need a tool to open and then have it full of awesome snacks. Keep the crates coming. An awesome gift idea and can't wait to buy some of these for family and friends for the holidays.
Posted by Kimmy on 06/18/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
my Dad absolutely LOVED his man crate...
he was so proud of the fact that he crow-barred it open in under a minute! his Snack Pack crate arrived just in time for the Stanley Cup Final, where he proceeded to feed his face while cheering on the Kings! Dad said it was "like a clown car!" "I just kept pulling snack after snack out of the box!" it was the perfect Father's Day gift! needless to say, he mowed his crate and I know what I will be getting him for his birthday this year...
Father's Day Gift
Posted by Nichelle on 06/18/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
My dad loved this. He just kept commenting on how much stuff was inside the crate and how great everything tasted. Good job guys.
Snack Pack and Dad
Posted by Sharon Estes on 06/17/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I got my dad the Snack Pack. He was blown away by the man crate, he loves boxes so this is another one for his collection! He had the best time getting it open and exploring the contents. It was one of the best gifts he's ever received. He's told everyone he speaks to about it. More new customers coming your way i'm sure!
Awesome, awesome, awesome. Man Crates are full of awesomeness
Posted by Renee' G. Suiter on 06/9/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I am a repeat customer of Man Crates for the men in my life! I love watching them open the crates and grunt (hurrr hurr) like a man would.
I have spoken to Alex both times I have ordered. Alex has made both of my ordering experiences so enjoyable. Please give her Kuddos from Good Ol' Colorado!!!
Love you guys!!
Got to love Man Crates
Posted by Elaine on 06/4/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
This is the second time I've sent one and got the same reaction: big smile and a Tarzan yell. Thanks again Man Crates! You are awesome!
Guaranteed Pick Me Up!
Posted by Heather on 05/29/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
Bored sitting in a hospital bed? Needing a pick me up? Why send flowers when you can give them a ManCrate! My uncle loved the delivery of some of his favorite snacks to help keep things light...and delicious! Thanks ManCrates!
Posted by Sarah on 05/28/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
Gave this to my boss as a 'Get Well' gift after surgery. He loved it!
The Snack Pack
Posted by Pam on 05/26/2014 ( The Snack Pack 5 stars)
I got this for my son for his 28th birthday. Wonderful Idea!!!! I'll do it again.
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