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Zombie Suppression Crate

$119.99
52 reviews
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In The Box

Keep Evil at Bay

  • Elk Ridge Machete
    • 12.9" 3mm Stainless Steel Blade
    • Black Double-Injection Handle
  • MTech USA 11" Axe

Combat Essentials

  • Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • SPAM

How It Ships

Zombie Gifts ship sealed inside a wooden crate within a cardboard shipping box.
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.

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Story

The Fully Equipped Team

After 13 days with little to boost our spirits, the salvage team hit the jackpot. In a warehouse full of rotten food and useless electronics we found a crate full of exactly what we needed.

A Serious Arsenal

The defense crew immediately claimed the MTech USA Axe – while the knife wields a little close for my tastes, it can dispatch a walker in a pinch. The axe is an all-purpose wrecking tool. This is not a toy.

Crucial Provisions

The first aid kit was also badly needed, and the patrol team looked like kids on Christmas when they saw the roll of duct tape. Heck, they even scavenged the wood from crate itself to shore up the gaps in our fences. The survival guide went a long way toward rebuilding the team's morale and reassuring us that there are probably others out there, fighting to live in this post-apocalyptic world.

And needless to say, you can never have too much spam.

Customer Reviews

    Gwendolyn McCarthy
    Feb 2nd 2017
    Awesome!

    My husband LOVED, like sported a grin on his face all day and told his brothers and friends all about the gift, LOVED it. For a guy who typically doesn't care for presents, wrapping paper, fuss and loves zombies... this is perfect!

    Michael
    Jan 1st 2017
    Freak'n Awesome!

    My wife gave me one for a Christmas present. My first response was what the heck did she get me, especially being wrapped in "100 mile an hour" tape. Love the mini Cat's Paw, I will be adding it to my tools that won't damage kit. Loved everything in the kit and already recommenced it to several of our friends.

    Khala
    Feb 22nd 2016
    zombies!!!

    My fiance loved the gift! It was perfect, he had a blast opening the crate and shifting through the items in the box. Perfect gift for zombie lovers. Also it was delivered right when they said it would be. Couldn't be happier with the experience.

    Elizabeth
    Jan 15th 2016
    Gift for my son

    He had a little trouble opening the sealed crate, maybe use a little less glue lol when he finally managed to remove the lid, he was ecstatic with what was inside, and almost immediately started reading the book. Other family members were like where did you get that.
    I saw him a couple of days after Christmas and he was about finished with it. He said it was the coolest gift ever and said he was going home to cook the Spam lol I knew I made a great choice in this gift

    Candy Morton
    Jan 11th 2016
    Zombie Suppression Crate

    the Zombie Suppression crate was so cool that I had my brother build a case for all its contents for my husband for Christmas so it could be hung on the wall I wish I could attach a photo for you to see, glass reads break glass in case of Zombies !