Saloon Nuts Mini Crate

$39.99
28 reviews
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In The Box

Ye Olde Saloon Almonds

  • Billy's Butter Toffee Almonds
  • Annie's Honey Raspberry Almonds

Ye Olde Saloon Cashews

  • Gamblin Garcia's Garlic Jalapeno Cashews
  • Sundance's Citrus Chili Cashews

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

A Fistful Of Flavor

The Old West was a rowdy commotion of badges, bandits, and bullets; where the Good carried out the law, and the Bad carried out the loot. But in all the banks in all the West, there were no spoils more sought after than the tongue-tootin' belly-bootin' bonanza of flavor known as Saloon Nuts.

The Good, The Bad, And The Nutty

Billy the Kid was a rough and tumblin' outlaw set to hang for the murder of twenty-one men, but darned if he didn't cry like a wagon-rocked baby for one last taste of his sweet Butter Toffee Almonds. When denied, he escaped the gallows, six-shooter in one hand, nuts in the other.

Gamblin' Garcia amassed his fortune fixing poker hands by marking cards with the zesty residue from his Garlic Jalapeno Cashews. Though eventually discovered and dis-fingered, Garcia was more than content to keep his nuts.

Even straight-laced, sharp-shootin' sister Annie Oakley once blasted the spectacles clean off an elderly man, warning, "If you want to keep your eyes, you best keep ‘em off my Honey Raspberry Almonds."

And though the Sundance Kid's rap sheet stretched longer than the Oregon Trail, his crimes were well-intentioned means to bankroll mass distribution of his family's famed Citrus Chili Cashews.

More exciting than a stagecoach shootout and more coveted than a bathtub of moonshine, the Saloon Nuts Fun Size Crate is what made the West so wild.

Customer Reviews

    Tom Gaskell
    Jun 24th 2018
    Saloon Nuts are great!

    This was one of the nicest gifts I have received for Father's Day. The nut selection is great.

    Agarita Joe
    Jun 20th 2018
    The Turtle and I are friends....

    Received this for Father's Day. I am handy with tools, but my son insisted I couldn't open this with the table saw. I worked on the top for a while, but it was glued down with whatever holds the planet together. Flipped the box over, saw the turtle, and decided this is where success lay. Got 'er open with hardly a scratch. Love the nuts, and that box will become another project. Now that I know about the site, we'll be using it regularly! Great concept, great product.

    Debra Price
    Jun 17th 2018
    Saloon Nuts Mini Crate

    My son received his crate & it was fun watching him trying to open it. He was quite impressed

    Colleen
    May 16th 2018
    My husband loved it

    My husband was surprised. Was a challenge to open. Absolutely loved everything. Will buy again.

    Diane Sinclair
    May 1st 2018
    Awesome gift!

    This gift was loved!! The excitement it brought was hilarious 😂
    Arrived sooo quickly.
    Such a great concept. I Will definitely be ordering again.
    Thank you!
    Thanks so much

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