Saloon Nuts Mini Crate

$39.99
22 reviews

In The Box

Ye Olde Saloon Almonds

  • Billy's Butter Toffee Almonds
  • Annie's Honey Raspberry Almonds

Ye Olde Saloon Cashews

  • Gamblin Garcia's Garlic Jalapeno Cashews
  • Sundance's Citrus Chili Cashews

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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    Orders placed by noon PST will ship out same day
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Story

A Fistful of Flavor

The Old West was a rowdy commotion of badges, bandits, and bullets; where the Good carried out the law, and the Bad carried out the loot. But in all the banks in all the West, there were no spoils more sought after than the tongue-tootin' belly-bootin' bonanza of flavor known as Saloon Nuts.

The Good, the Bad, and the Nutty

Billy the Kid was a rough and tumblin' outlaw set to hang for the murder of twenty-one men, but darned if he didn't cry like a wagon-rocked baby for one last taste of his sweet Butter Toffee Almonds. When denied, he escaped the gallows, six-shooter in one hand, nuts in the other.

Gamblin' Garcia amassed his fortune fixing poker hands by marking cards with the zesty residue from his Garlic Jalapeno Cashews. Though eventually discovered and dis-fingered, Garcia was more than content to keep his nuts.

Even straight-laced, sharp-shootin' sister Annie Oakley once blasted the spectacles clean off an elderly man, warning, "If you want to keep your eyes, you best keep ‘em off my Honey Raspberry Almonds."

And though the Sundance Kid's rap sheet stretched longer than the Oregon Trail, his crimes were well-intentioned means to bankroll mass distribution of his family's famed Citrus Chili Cashews.

More exciting than a stagecoach shootout and more coveted than a bathtub of moonshine, the Saloon Nuts Fun Size Crate is what made the West so wild.

Customer Reviews

    Robyn (soon-to-be) Ramirez
    Feb 27th 2018
    Great novelty gift

    My fiancé loved it. It was on the front porch before noon on the day i had it delivered. Only bad part was, whoever dropped it off, didn't even ring the doorbell. Luckily I checked the mail before the chance of it being stolen. But I don't think that's ManCrates' fault. My fiancé thought the boat was very cute and the crowbar was a nice touch. He liked how it was something different and he appreciated the packaging. I too, thought the phrases on the box and on the back of the card (what I asked the note to say) were clever and funny. Good job ManCrates!

    Elizabeth Hernandez
    Feb 25th 2018
    Very cute but husband didn’t like the nuts.

    I ordered this as an anniversary gift for my husband in mid February 2018.The presentation was awesome my husband had a fun time opening up the crate. He was surprised at the whole concept. But in the end he said that none of the nuts were good, I’m going to give them away to my son and hope he eats them.I am super surprised because he is not even a picky eater and he loves nuts . ☹️ I would like to gift my son a crate from here but am concerned that he may have the same reaction about the food. Since this is a higher priced item I would hate for the same to happen again. I pretty much paid $54.00+ (That includes shipping) for a cute box with some contents my husband didn’t eat. Maybe I could get a coupon for my son’s upcoming bday in June? Lol!

    Peggy
    Jan 25th 2018
    men and directions

    it must be a man thing...the gift is perfect ... crate and all...but, the man (husband)...was having difficulty opening...and i said..."read the bottom of the box!" and then the crowbar went to the correct position and box was saved...i love the idea...great gift and will reuse the box! plus, yummy nuts...

    Michael
    Nov 9th 2017
    Great Christmas Gift

    I bought this for my dad for Christmas. It was awesome! The box was not super hard to open but the look on his face when he saw it was priceless. The nuts were great too. Definitely buying again.

    Cynthia
    May 17th 2017
    Man Up

    I am a girl, and was able to open the crate for my husband. Gift packaging was cool -- the nuts are absolutely wonderful.

    Are there options to order full pound bags of nuts?

    Great gifts, and great food.

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