Bass Whisperer Crate

$89.99
28 reviews
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In The Box

Bass Traps

  • Top-Water Weed Pivot Frog or Spin-R-Bait
  • Mid-Range Warpig
  • Shallow-Water Pitbull
  • Trusty Worm Blower

Scaly Supplies

  • 6-pack Neoprene Insulated Cooler
  • Portable Dial Scale
  • Needle-Nose Pliers
  • Sunflower Seeds

How It Ships

Crate
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar

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Story

One Fish, Two Fish, Impending Doom Fish

In all the years mankind has waded through water, no man, woman, or child has ever been eaten alive by bass—and we intend to keep it that way.

Bass are devious creatures, scheming insidiously in their watery depths. We don't know why they're so hell-bent on consuming human flesh or how they're melting the ice caps to sink our planet into their watery ambush. All we know is they're up to no good.

While we would never stoop to their lowly level by feasting on them, we want them to know we could. With every catch and release, we whisper in their scaly little fish ears, "Go tell your friends there's a new sheriff in town."

We are the Bass Whisperers, humanity's last line of defense against mass bass digestion.

Hook, Line, and Sucker

Power and precision are useless against these murderous sea-beasts. You can only catch a bass with a swift angling of poetic justice. This lure set capitalizes on the insatiable gluttony and cowardice of these greedy sons o' fishes by feigning helplessness, then executing a strong left jab with a sharp right hook.

The Pivot Frog tangoes sans-tangle in the top-water weeds, the Warpig emits a seductive Siren-song in the mid-range waters, and the Pitbull will skim scour the surface with the reckless fury of Liam Neeson if a largemouth bass had just kidnapped his daughter.

Nightcrawlers are usually easy-pickings due to their docile nature and lack of limbs, but give your worms the Schwarzenegger Treatment with a good, ol' fashion worm blower, and those pumped up water pythons will be armed with irresistible allure and unyielding strength.

Sentry of the Sea

The bass whisperer is a lonely, thankless role, but a band of bottles always make for good spirits. The neoprene-insulated cooler ensures your drinks stay as cold as the blood coursing through your veins.

Eternal vigilance is the cost of liberty. Equip your vessel to record the growth of these water-breathing death bringers: a portable dial scale for science reasons and a good pair of needlenose pliers, because they don't need to keep the hook to get the point.

Keep your loved ones safe and those savage bass at bay with the Bass Whisperer Crate.

Customer Reviews

    Kayla
    Jul 1st 2018
    Meh

    Got this for my father in law. He liked the crate but was very disappointed it was merely glued together so getting into it wasn't even a challenge. Items where a tad lack luster when it arrived. And the shipping cost as much as the package itself. Could have saved myself a lot if money and just got stuff from a store but was excited about the crate idea that was just a let down.

    Russ
    Jun 24th 2018
    Bass Whisperer Crate

    Got my Bass Whisperer Crate for Father’s Day. Had the best time getting it open, total fun! Will use everything in the box very soon. Keep up the good work.

    Ralph
    Jun 12th 2018
    Cool Gift

    I just received one for Fathers Day Very Cool I am impressed with the Qaulity of the Products inside,. ALL GOOD!! Also Make Us work too Open it , That’s what makes it Fun.

    Melissa
    Jun 11th 2018
    not happy

    got the fishing crate--not happy at all the scale didn't work and the cooler had a hole in it..not worth the money i paid...

    Shawn
    Feb 16th 2018
    Neat idea but way over priced

    I received this for v-day and was excited to see what it was! I opened it and went through the items and was honestly disapointed, especially when I found out the price. I feel like you're taking advantage over women buying this - I mean who packed this? I could go to the store and load up on actual fishing supplies for 90 bucks.

    I feel like this would have been GREAT if it were loaded with lures, hooks, plastics, the scale, and maybe a reel of some sort.

    Sunflower seeds were a kicker, really?

    Anyways, I'll keep because it's the "thought" that counts.

    Good day

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