Winning Holiday Gifts

Lean, Mean, Global Cuisine - All the excitement of embarking on a safari without the awkwardness of asking if they'll be handing out free samples.

Get Smashed – Deliver that sweet, plastic gold within a concrete brick because envelopes are for bills and jury summons. Smash & Grab Gift Card comes with safety goggles and our "M.C. Hammer" for maximum impact.

Playing With Fire – There's no quicker way to separate the men from the boys than to observe how they manage a steak on the grill. The Grill Master Crate is for the man who's a cool operator whenever the heat is high.

More Booze! More Beef! – The Booze-Infused Jerky Crate is more wild, raucous booze-fueled fun than a cow in a liquor store. Satiate two cravings with one crate by sending packs upon packs of inebriated beef snacks.

Six Degrees of Bacon – The most important meal of the day is breakfast, not for any nutritional reason, but because that's the meal most likely to include bacon. The Bacon Crate ensures that bacon touches literally every aspect of your day, and your being.

Whiskey Him Away - Look, it’s easy to drink whiskey. But it takes a real—hold on. Making it is just as easy, you say? And now he can do it in his own personalized barrel? Well, then. We stand corrected.

Livin' On The Edge – Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and something sharp and pointy closest. Craft a custom-fitted, high quality blade with the Knife Making Kit.

The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching for a unique gift, the Personalized Golf Balls Mini Crate is sure to be . . . a hole in one! We’re so sorry.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!

From Joker to Smoker - Ironically, the fastest way to enjoy tender, fall-off-the-bone barbecue is to cook it slowly, ideally over flavorful woodsmoke in a barrel he’s built himself. Unleash his wild side with the Build Your Own Barrel Smoker kit.

The Real Canned Meat – If canned tuna is your only connotation for the phrase "meat in a can," then you're doing life all wrong. The Premium Jerky Ammo Can packs a flavor fiesta of jerky and snacks into an awesome, indestructible ammo can.

Flip Out – The invention of ‘flipping’ revolutionized life as we know it. Gymnastics became interesting, magazines became browseable, and knives became easier to carry and wield. The Folding Knife Project Kit gives any guy the opportunity to assemble and shape his own flip-out folding knife.

Common Side Effects - The Personalized Whiskey Crate may cause trendier, better fitting clothes, funnier personal anecdotes, and occasional outbursts of intrigue and great hair.

The Spice Is Right — The Personalized Bloody Mary Crate is more than just a hodge-podge hangover cure, in-flight pacifier for grown-ups, or socially-acceptable way to get buzzed while brunching with the in-laws. It’s the necessary ingredient to your balanced brunch.

All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and share your deep, undying love of cured beef with the Cow-pocalypse Crate.

Beef Voyage! — With the World Tour Jerky Crate, he’ll embark on a jerky journey that will take his taste buds to Thailand, Spain, and Canada, among other flavorful foreign regions. He’s never been more tempted to bite off more than he can chew.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

The New Power Couple – Beef jerky and alcohol, both universally celebrated in their own right, have come together in holy meatrimony to create the tender, tipsy, tantalizing Booze-Infused Jerkygram.

Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.