Winning Holiday Gifts

Lean, Mean, Global Cuisine - All the excitement of embarking on a safari without the awkwardness of asking if they'll be handing out free samples.

Whiskey Him Away - Look, it’s easy to drink whiskey. But it takes a real—hold on. Making it is just as easy, you say? And now he can do it in his own personalized barrel? Well, then. We stand corrected.

More Booze! More Beef! – The Booze-Infused Jerky Crate is more wild, raucous booze-fueled fun than a cow in a liquor store. Satiate two cravings with one crate by sending packs upon packs of inebriated beef snacks.

Livin' On The Edge – Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and something sharp and pointy closest. Craft a custom-fitted, high quality blade with the Knife Making Kit.

From the Fire, We Feast! — Like gold, steel, and the rest of civilization’s most indispensable elements, pizza is best forged in fire. The Pizza Grilling Crate includes a personalized pizza peel, and all the ingredients and instruction for crispy, zesty, za!

Common Side Effects - The Personalized Whiskey Crate may cause trendier, better fitting clothes, funnier personal anecdotes, and occasional outbursts of intrigue and great hair.

The Greatest of Alco-lades – Receiving the Personalized Barware Crate is more flattering and dignifying than having a national library dedicated in your name, because when's the last time you've stepped foot in a library?

Repairing Rations - For the man who’s equipped to fix everything but his hunger pangs, get him the Exotic Jerky Tool Box. It’s packed with tons of delectably exotic jerky bites, perfectly flavored to satisfy even his wildest cravings.

The Real Canned Meat – If canned tuna is your only connotation for the phrase "meat in a can," then you're doing life all wrong. The Premium Jerky Ammo Can packs a flavor fiesta of jerky and snacks into an awesome, indestructible ammo can.

“How Old Is It?” The Old Fashioned is so old that Plato referred to it as “The Modern Fashioned” when describing it as the highest and most perfect form of a cocktail. Fake history aside, the Old Fashioned Crate is the perfect gift for the guy who can’t help but keep things classic.

Outdoor Ammo Canteen – Bring the Personalized Pint Set Ammo Can wherever life takes you. Perfect for beach trips, yacht parties, little league games, big league games, monster truck rallies, star-gazing, parent-teacher conferences, etc...

Snack Hard – It takes more than hunger to become a master of snacks, it takes practice. Lots of taste-satiating practice. The Slaughterhouse Crate is like cross-training for your chompers, tossing all kinds of flavors, textures, and tongue scorchers at your face until you're ready for anything.

All The Meat, All The Time – It's impossible to properly value a man's love for jerky, but pure poundage may be the best start. Express yourself and share your deep, undying love of cured beef with the Cow-pocalypse Crate.

Wild Wild Zest! – Wild West Saloon Nuts are coated with the sweetest and zestiest seasonings on either side of the Mississippi River. You can pluck our mustaches and make us dance the can-can if they ain’t the most doggone delicious nuggets of flavor ever tasted.

The Hole Nine Yards - We tried out a lot of golf puns for this joke, but none of them were quite up to par. Putting that aside, if you’re searching for a unique gift, the Personalized Golf Balls Mini Crate is sure to be . . . a hole in one! We’re so sorry.

Beef Voyage! — With the World Tour Jerky Crate, he’ll embark on a jerky journey that will take his taste buds to Thailand, Spain, and Canada, among other flavorful foreign regions. He’s never been more tempted to bite off more than he can chew.