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Moo-ry Christmas!

Santa Cow is comin' to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days 'til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?

Hook your guy up with nearly a month's worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom 'Santa Cow' artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!

Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!

Jerky Advent Calendar - Ho-Ho-Holy Cow

$99.99
1.0
1 review

In the Box

Man Crates Exclusive Advent Calendar

  • Filled with 25 Beef Jerky Bits (0.25 oz each):
    • 3 Dave's Pepperoni Pork Sticks
    • 3 Dave's Wine Pork Sticks
    • 3 Dave's Orange Habanero Pork Sticks 
    • 2 Dave's Honey Bourbon Formed Beef Bit
    • 2 Dave's Rootbeer Formed Beef Bits
    • 3 Dave's Sesame Ginger Formed Beef Bits
    • 3 Grayson's Cajun Beef Sticks
    • 3 Grayson's Teriyaki Beef Sticks
    • 3 Grayson's Habanero BBQ Beef Sticks

Make sure to add our Diabolical Duct Tape Cocoon wrapping experience at Checkout for even more fun! 

How It Ships

Jerky Advent Calendar ships in a cardboard box.
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

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Story

Moo-ry Christmas!

Santa Cow is comin' to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days 'til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?

Hook your guy up with nearly a month's worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom 'Santa Cow' artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!

Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!

Customer Reviews

    1.0
    Kelly Sirgey
    Dec 1st 2023
    Not worth the money

    Ordered this for my son, not realizing I was getting bite sized pieces of Jerky for $100.00. This is not worth the money at all. You are better off going to your local Jerky store and purchasing Jerky from them, you will get 4x's the amount for the price of this calendar. I can't recommend enough that this is NOT worth money. 100% disappointment! 100% waste of money!

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