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Moo-ry Christmas!

Santa Cow is comin' to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days 'til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?

Hook your guy up with nearly a month's worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom 'Santa Cow' artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!

Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!

Jerky Advent Calendar - Ho-Ho-Holy Cow

$99.99
1.5
6 reviews

In the Box

Man Crates Exclusive Advent Calendar

  • Filled with 25 Beef Jerky Bits (0.25 oz each):
    • 3 Dave's Pepperoni Pork Sticks
    • 3 Dave's Wine Pork Sticks
    • 3 Dave's Orange Habanero Pork Sticks 
    • 2 Dave's Honey Bourbon Formed Beef Bit
    • 2 Dave's Rootbeer Formed Beef Bits
    • 3 Dave's Sesame Ginger Formed Beef Bits
    • 3 Grayson's Cajun Beef Sticks
    • 3 Grayson's Teriyaki Beef Sticks
    • 3 Grayson's Habanero BBQ Beef Sticks

Make sure to add our Diabolical Duct Tape Cocoon wrapping experience at Checkout for even more fun! 

How It Ships

Jerky Advent Calendar ships in a cardboard box.
In an awesome cardboard box. Corrugated C Flute cardboard with regular slotted style... told you it was awesome!

  • Choose your delivery date at checkout
    Choose your delivery date at checkout
  • Note: This product can only ship to US territories.
    Note: This product can only ship to US territories.

Story

Moo-ry Christmas!

Santa Cow is comin' to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days 'til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?

Hook your guy up with nearly a month's worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom 'Santa Cow' artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!

Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!

Customer Reviews

    2.0
    Harrell
    Dec 17th 2023
    Jerky Change from Previous Years

    I used to love getting these advent calendars for my husband each year, but this year the jerky has changed from being wet and tender to being dry and very much like a dry slim-jim. If I wanted a slim-jim, I could buy one for under $3.00. There’s definitely not as much variety, or if there is it hasn’t been evenly distributed so far this year. Just disappointed in the quality this year. Won’t buy again next year if the jerky stays like this years.

    2.0
    MS
    Dec 15th 2023
    Not worth the price

    My dad was disappointed with this gift as the pieces are way too small. The variation in flavors is also not great. If the pieces were bigger OR there was more variation, this would be much better.

    1.0
    Kym
    Dec 17th 2023
    Sadness

    I’ve read all of the other reviews below, I agree with all of them. Don’t buy this one. Hopefully Mancrates fixes the problem for future buyers!

    1.0
    Viktor
    Dec 8th 2023
    DO NOT ORDER!!

    I was gifted this as an advent calendar. We both realized it’s a scam when it came in. What a disappointment. It’s just tiny bite size pieces. The entire box is worth no more than $4-$5.

    1.0
    Amanda
    Dec 7th 2023
    Do not buy

    I bought this for my son and super disappointed with the size. Also who wants a calendar that is the same thing every week?

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