Story
Moo-ry Christmas!Santa Cow is comin' to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days 'til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?
Hook your guy up with nearly a month's worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom 'Santa Cow' artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!
Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!
Jerky Advent Calendar - Ho-Ho-Holy Cow
In the Box
- Filled with 25 Beef Jerky Bits (0.25 oz each):
- 3 Dave's Pepperoni Pork Sticks
- 3 Dave's Wine Pork Sticks
- 3 Dave's Orange Habanero Pork Sticks
- 2 Dave's Honey Bourbon Formed Beef Bit
- 2 Dave's Rootbeer Formed Beef Bits
- 3 Dave's Sesame Ginger Formed Beef Bits
- 3 Grayson's Cajun Beef Sticks
- 3 Grayson's Teriyaki Beef Sticks
- 3 Grayson's Habanero BBQ Beef Sticks
Make sure to add our Diabolical Duct Tape Cocoon wrapping experience at Checkout for even more fun!
How It Ships
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Story
Moo-ry Christmas!Santa Cow is comin' to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days 'til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?
Hook your guy up with nearly a month's worth of scrumptiously seasonal jerky bites! From Root Beer Habanero to Garlic Beef, these tasty treats are guaranteed to crush his Christmas cravings. And our custom 'Santa Cow' artwork makes it look as good as it tastes!
Help him countdown the days to the most delicious Christmas ever with the Jerky Advent Calendar!
Customer Reviews
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Dec 17th 2023
Jerky Change from Previous Years
I used to love getting these advent calendars for my husband each year, but this year the jerky has changed from being wet and tender to being dry and very much like a dry slim-jim. If I wanted a slim-jim, I could buy one for under $3.00. There’s definitely not as much variety, or if there is it hasn’t been evenly distributed so far this year. Just disappointed in the quality this year. Won’t buy again next year if the jerky stays like this years.
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Dec 15th 2023
Not worth the price
My dad was disappointed with this gift as the pieces are way too small. The variation in flavors is also not great. If the pieces were bigger OR there was more variation, this would be much better.
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Dec 17th 2023
Sadness
I’ve read all of the other reviews below, I agree with all of them. Don’t buy this one. Hopefully Mancrates fixes the problem for future buyers!
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Dec 8th 2023
DO NOT ORDER!!
I was gifted this as an advent calendar. We both realized it’s a scam when it came in. What a disappointment. It’s just tiny bite size pieces. The entire box is worth no more than $4-$5.
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Dec 7th 2023
Do not buy
I bought this for my son and super disappointed with the size. Also who wants a calendar that is the same thing every week?
