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New Dad Tactical Bag

Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy and no one will know that you’re off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines.
  • Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy and no one will know that you’re off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines.
  • Your child, the one who will bear the name of your forefathers fearlessly into futures unknown, is destined for greatness that will ring out o’er all the land.  One day the world will mark the epochs by your child's mighty deeds.
  • Start with the Baby Owner’s Manual- possibly the only instruction book you’ll read in your life- full of useful sections like 'Troubleshooting Your Baby’s Audio Cues', 'Installing the Pacifier' and 'Swadling'
  • We’re also sending you lots of high-energy snacks to keep you at peak performance for your mission- lean, guaranine infused Perky Jerky, RedBull energy drinks, and no-BS military grade caffeinated Stay Alert gum.
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A Mighty Seed

Your child, the one who will bear the name of your forefathers fearlessly into futures unknown, is destined for greatness that will ring out o'er all the land.  One day the world will mark the epochs by your child's mighty deeds.

But first there will be dirty diapers. An unbelievable number of very dirty diapers. This bag will come in handy.

Don't Call it a Diaper Bag

We ship you childcare provisions in a genuine Voodoo Tactical bag- a versatile, multi-pocketed mobile childcare command center.  Dash out of the boardroom with this badboy over your shoulder and no one will know that you're off to change a diaper and not deliver M20 rounds to the front lines. Every pocket comes pre-packed to give you a leg up on fatherhood.

Start with the Baby Owner's Manual- possibly the only instruction book you'll read in your life- full of useful sections like:

  • Troubleshooting Your Baby's Audio Cues
  • Installing the Pacifier - In this case, a Mustachifier*
  • Swaddling

Yes, swaddling is a word- one you'll need to learn and apply, and you can start with the included camo swaddling blanket and baby beanie. In this stylish and functional garb your child will inspire jealousy and command respect- you'll just have to be extra careful not to lose sight of them in densely wooded areas.

Fuel for the Journey

We're also sending you lots of high-energy snacks to keep you at peak performance for your mission- lean, guaranine infused Perky Jerky, RedBull energy drinks, and no-BS military grade caffeinated energy gum. The clincher- two sets of earplugs for mom, because every dad quickly learns to appreciate a well-rested mom.

Crawl, walk, then run. You're in for one hell of a ride.

*Just because they're too young to grow one doesn't mean they don't look good with one

Baby Chic

  • Baby Owner's Manual
  • Red Bull
  • Perky Jerky
  • Military Energy Gum

Child-Rearing Essentials

  • Mustachifier
  • Camo Blanket
  • Camo Beanie
  • Ear Plugs

Delivered

In an Advanced Tactical Attaché a.k.a. awesome baby bag (17"L x 10"T x 3.5"D). Includes a large divided zipper compartment and pockets for days. DOES NOT SHIP IN A CRATE.

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    1. 08/21/2016 Bo Bentley New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      The Best!!!!

      I received this as a gift from my brother-in-law before my son was born... PERFECT!! My wife and I have showed it to everyone! The ONLY problem? I went to by one for my other B.I.L. who's having a girl... there's no girl version :( Something to think about guys!

      Thanks a bunch!!

    2. 07/20/2016 Amanda New Dad Tactical Bag 4

      Made my surprise perfect

      I used the baby bag to surprise my husband and tell him that we were pregnant. I loved everything about the bag for the most part - it included a lot of cool little goodies that made the surprise perfect. However, I thought the bag was a bit small for a diaper bag and the pockets that zip and are covered by a flap are hard to access due to the design of the flap. If we decide to use the bag for its intended purpose, I will have to get the flaps resewn closer to Army standards to make the pockets easier to get into.

    3. 07/8/2016 Kurtis Morgan New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      Perfect gift

      I bought this for my little bother that just had a baby and he absolutely LOVES it! He continues to give me thanks and praises over how amazing the pack is and how much he uses it. Highly recommended this gift...almost bought one for myself but my Son is 5.

    4. 06/11/2016 Jaclyn Fawcett New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      Best Purchase Ever

      I bought this to announce to my husband that we were pregnant. I had to overnight it because I couldn't wait to tell him. It showed up overnight as promised. He absolutely loved it. He loved the bag and everything that came with it. I'm so happy with this purchase!! I will be buying more.

    5. 05/2/2016 Sharon New Dad Tactical Bag 4

      But where's the crate?

      Got this for an office coworker. As a first time dad he truly appreciated it. Even my husband (a veteran father) commented that the bag was very cool. Overall - this gift is awesome (and highly recommended) but I was sad it didn't come with the crate that the majority of the other gifts come packaged in. I think that's part of what makes these items so unique.

    6. 01/17/2016 L Hausler New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      perfect new dad gift

      Got this for some close friends for their baby shower. Great gift for the soon-to-be new dad as baby and mom tend to gets lots of fun stuff but sometimes dad gets a little "left out". Great quality and he sent text with his picture and his new man bag. Said it was absolutely awesome!

    7. 12/9/2015 Lisa New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      Not Bad

      As it is a Christmas gift, I have not yet given it to my son but it appears to be of pretty good quality without having unpacked it. It sure would be nice if this too came in a crate. Plain ol' box just seems to take away all the awesomeness and excitement.

    8. 11/2/2015 Cody New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      Best Gift

      I ordered this for a close buddy after he had his new baby boy. He called me right after fedex delivered it and said it was the best gift he has gotten through the whole new born process. His wife thought it was great too!

    9. 10/29/2015 Rebecca New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      Great Gift for a Dad

      My brother and I work in the same office and it was a perfect baby shower gift for him from all of us. Funny, for HIM not anyone else, and it was very well received and practical.

    10. 09/25/2015 Amira New Dad Tactical Bag 4

      Great Idea

      I ordered this gift for a friend about to be a new Dad. It was fun, funny and well appreciated. Love all your gifts and have sent many to the guys in my life be they relatives or friends!

    11. 07/23/2015 deanna New Dad Tactical Bag 5

      awesome new dad gift

      i bought this for my son, whom is going to be a daddy!
      very neat concept, the bag could be a little bit wider,but overall a great gift for a new dad

    12. 06/25/2015 Tracey New Dad Tactical Bag 4

      nice looking bag

      The bag was a gift for a new Dad.- he loved it! It's not your traditional "Dad" bag. Wish it was a little bigger

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